Spam confessions. How lame are you?
1. i once done got fucked Liar.
2. I have no bellybutton.
3. I schlicked it this morning.
4. I think Undertale's "meta" theme is subpar at best.
5. I'm secretly a Hawaiian Fiber One terrorist. Aloha Snackbar.
6. I don't like shitposts Leave Spam.
7. I stole Trippy's confession duties. Just like I stole Doivid's
8. resistance was boring
9. Brobybrooooob wtf
10. Foxes is pretty bangable 5/10 at best.
11. I like weird animu
12. Also, penis
13. This is dumb. no u
14. I'm a D-cup and will undergo surgery soon to get to a B-cup because big breasts are the worst. It may be sexually appealing and all that but it's not worth it. Plus, smaller boobs are cute.
15. Sometimes I poop myself while walking to the bathroom and I have to shuffle forward awkwardly like a penguin while people stare at me. That's, uhh, nice...?
16. Once I promised someone very close to me that I would be a pen pal with them forever but I never sent a single letter because I'm a lazy shit.
17. Sometimes I leave the toilet seat up on purpose after using a public restroom just so the next person to use that toilet has to pull it back down. I'm a rebel.
18. I've memorized the theme to Static Shock. Actually, that's not very hard to do.
19. Trump 2016 Hi Gwazi
20. I fought the campus security guards in an art school during a snowstorm in New York City. I was drunk on vodka at the time.
21. My life is shit, and all I can do is shitpost on the internet.
22. I love shitposts
23. I think Architect, Kangaroo, and Hank are hot. They don't know me because I'm not a "well-known member"/veteran but hot damn. I won't even drop the senpai thing but h0i.
24. Once upon a time, I thought "orgasm" was just another word for "spasm" and yelled out that someone in my then Jr. High classroom was having one. That didn't end well. That didn't end well at all.
25. I hate you.
2. I have no bellybutton.
3. I schlicked it this morning.
4. I think Undertale's "meta" theme is subpar at best.
5. I'm secretly a Hawaiian Fiber One terrorist. Aloha Snackbar.
6. I don't like shitposts Leave Spam.
7. I stole Trippy's confession duties. Just like I stole Doivid's
8. resistance was boring
9. Brobybrooooob wtf
10. Foxes is pretty bangable 5/10 at best.
11. I like weird animu
12. Also, penis
13. This is dumb. no u
14. I'm a D-cup and will undergo surgery soon to get to a B-cup because big breasts are the worst. It may be sexually appealing and all that but it's not worth it. Plus, smaller boobs are cute.
15. Sometimes I poop myself while walking to the bathroom and I have to shuffle forward awkwardly like a penguin while people stare at me. That's, uhh, nice...?
16. Once I promised someone very close to me that I would be a pen pal with them forever but I never sent a single letter because I'm a lazy shit.
17. Sometimes I leave the toilet seat up on purpose after using a public restroom just so the next person to use that toilet has to pull it back down. I'm a rebel.
18. I've memorized the theme to Static Shock. Actually, that's not very hard to do.
19. Trump 2016 Hi Gwazi
20. I fought the campus security guards in an art school during a snowstorm in New York City. I was drunk on vodka at the time.
21. My life is shit, and all I can do is shitpost on the internet.
22. I love shitposts
23. I think Architect, Kangaroo, and Hank are hot. They don't know me because I'm not a "well-known member"/veteran but hot damn. I won't even drop the senpai thing but h0i.
24. Once upon a time, I thought "orgasm" was just another word for "spasm" and yelled out that someone in my then Jr. High classroom was having one. That didn't end well. That didn't end well at all.
25. I hate you.
26. I'm too perfect for my own good.
27. I've never seen a gloryhole in a public restroom, but I still do think they exist somewhere
28. I am the actual real legit reincarnation of Hitler.
29. I unironically enjoy Strike Witches for the historical jokes and characters more than the fanservice. ew
27. I've never seen a gloryhole in a public restroom, but I still do think they exist somewhere
28. I am the actual real legit reincarnation of Hitler.
29. I unironically enjoy Strike Witches for the historical jokes and characters more than the fanservice. ew
Green is a minor issue, Yellow is a somewhat bigger issue, Red is a huge issue
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