[OOC] Crossroads of Astas [High Fantasy]

[WitchChild]

Rises crom bed.**

I was about to make a comment about my manliness such as mentioning how much hair i have in various places but sandman is threatening me with a studded paddle and a riding crop.

*slumps back into bed*

[chukklehed]

I've discovered that the Binding of Isaac is a game that has a peculiar effect. the longer you play it, the worse you get at it.

[Major Ursa]

chukklehed said
Witch is ALWAYS cute. you just fangirl him into being some kind of not-pansy. which he isn't. he's totally a tiny baby man. itsy bitsy baby man with flowers in his hair.

WitchChild is teh hottest bishounen!

Long, slender feet. Long, shapely gams like strong and powerful pillars, going all the way up to a pert bum. Perfectly proportioned hips. La slim torso, with definite abs and musculature under just a layer of skin, though the back is up and held right at the most perfect of non-slouching posture. Shoulder so smooth, you just want to run your hands over them...arms proportionately built, all the way to the beautiful hands, and long slender fingers. The neck is long too, and smooth, save for the masculine bump protruding from the front and center of it...

WitchChild said
Rises from bed.**

I was about to make a comment about my manliness such as mentioning how much hair i have in various places but sandman is threatening me with a studded paddle and a riding crop.

*slumps back into bed*

C-c-c-c-can I w-watch? WitchChild senpai?
@#@ <( <3 <3 <3 )

[Major Ursa]

Skender kicks up a fuss...

[chukklehed]

Man, wish Alteral knew more than healing magic and "F*ck up vampires" magic. I don't think either of those would help him contain a frantic Kittyhawk.

[WitchChild]

*prepares pointy stick*

[ShadowD]

(Nothing but love Ursa) SMACK IT WITH A STICK!!!!!!

[ManoftheNorth]

*Prepares 4x4x2 of defense.* None shall poke me! In all seriousness though, I have been writing on a post, but last night my mother nearly had a heart attack, and we had to take my Boxer to the Vet this morning. I am just now getting back home, and back to my writing.

[Major Ursa]

WitchChild said
*prepares a paddle*

Oh, my...

[WitchChild]

i prepared a stick

[chukklehed]

don't pay attention to her, reason is lost on the deranged.

[WitchChild]

Does that include you? HEYO!!!

[chukklehed]

yes.

[Major Ursa]

*rolls*
I've been playing with dolls, what have y'all been doing lately?

[WitchChild]

beinhg ill and depressed

[Major Ursa]

My younger bro has been sick with the flu for the past three days...! Wait, you're not him, right?!
@_@ <(Dun dun DUN?!)
Ha ha, but no, seriously, kids been sick in bed....chicken noodle soup and herbal tea all 'round!

[chukklehed]

I've been using singularity doorways to travel thousands of miles without crossing the intervening space, collecting parts for my time machine so I can go back in time and stop the holy grail from being stolen.

[Major Ursa]

chukklehed said
I've been using singularity doorways to travel thousands of miles without crossing the intervening space, collecting parts for my time machine so I can go back in time and stop the holy grail from being stolen.

*hands on hips, followed by hearty laugh*
I remember that happening last time. You tried to prevent it from being stolen, and ended up dropping it...breaking it to several fragments. After sweeping the pieces under the rug, you told everybody it got stolen...and then time continued on like it had before.
The time before that, you were the thief who would have originally stolen it!
"C'est la vie!" Such is life!

[chukklehed]

Hey, all I said was I'd get it back. Is it my fault people took that to mean I'd return it?

[Major Ursa]

chukklehed said
Hey, all I said was I'd get it back. Is it my fault people took that to mean I'd return it?

The twist? You're still having a hard time selling it on Ebay for $9.99.