Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.
I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you
THE DREAMER:
All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.
When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together.
THE ARTIST:
Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.
THE LOVER OF STUFF:
Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:
Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.
WORDS OF WISDOM:
Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.
@RagenautYup, just like the Plague. Only thing is that the original Plague could only control robotics. But I guess that your version has evolved over the millions of years to absorb living beings.
Just make sure you start off far rnough, cause for god's sake we already have killer machines, greedy humans, and gazillions of different evangelistic zealots all over the place here.
BIO: The Mask past is something of a myth amongst racers. There are many theories, but his silence doesn't help with breaking the mystery. All they know is that he has been racing for long, far longer than most of the younglings that come here to test their luck. This long career is what earned him the respect he has in the driving community. This and his infamous mask he never takes off.
Robert was born in Hungary in 2034, back when the world wasn't so fucked up. But it wasn't a joy living nevertheless. Dues to bonds with "night work" agents and "under the radar" drivers, his parents never really lived the normal life, and neither did him. Robert was raised as a street kid with a house to get back to, and his education was his parents teaching him. This on the long run proved more efficent than the propaganda and useless shit they taught kids in school.
Robert picked up on the family business soon enough, and found himself helping his father with cars from a very young age. Instead of playing football or reading books, his days went by learning krav-maga from his mother, and repairing cars with his dad. As soon as age 14 he was already familiar with cars, and often ran trips to get things for the family. He started driving at the age of 16, and made a name for himself in the next 5 years. He was well respected in the area for his driving talent, and his own gang, the Gas Guzzlers, was dealing with most of the "shady" cargo deliveries. Drug runs, races, gang fights forged him into a though man, and a rising star.
But all stars must fade. On the fateful night of December 1st, 2055, Robert Williams, the infamous gang lord suffered an incident whilst driving his car around lake Balaton. His body was never found. That's what the news said anyways. In truth, his sins caught up to him. The police forces rigged his ride, and blew it sky high. He somehow survived the crash with grave injuries, and he was arrested on spot and then hospitalized for weeks. His face suffered injuries that technology couldn't replace at the time, and it had to be replaced with a mechanical mask. He was forced to make a testament against his own gang, but things didn't stop there.
It was evident that his testimony was faulty and he would give out bad info. And so the police sent him on the field to pull apart his own gang as an anonymus new racer. If he was to refuse, they would make sure he didn't see the other day, neither would his family. So Robert joint the night community as "The Mask", and began working on taking the business apart, newly gaining the trust of his fellow gang members. In just a mere 7 months, the Gaz Guzzlers fell apart, but the bigshots managed to escape, their identity unknown. Robert was given free pass, but due to evidence pointing at him for letting the leaders get away, one of the more "determined" officers made sure Roberts could never warn anyone ever again.
With endless time and regret, Robert travelled around the world to seek tranquility. His life was ruined, but his passion never ended, and on his travles around the globe he used every oppurtonuity to make a name for himself. Beating up gangs, and winning races around the globe, many years passed without anything important happening to him. He watched as the world changed around him, and lived by the road and where it took him. Almost 20 years passed by unevetfully.
Then the Risk Rally happened, and Robert saw an oppurtinity in it. He hoped that he could possibly meet people from his old gang, and make things right. That the race could justify his actions against his gang, and make the deadly race his redemption for his sins. He loaded up his car with fuel, and drove back to where he came from, the palce that held so many bad memories, Europe.
Theme Song:
"Eclispe"
FIREPOWER:20 GRIP:23 FRAME:28 ACCELERATION:7 TOP SPEED:22 Special Weapon#Ability: (explained later)
Personal Weapon: One Handed Battleaxe
Flavor Text: "Eclpise" was a parting gift by Robert's best friend. When the band was arrested, the two escaped with this car. Robert decided to keep it as a memory, and a signal for other members. The current car is a lot different from what the car used to be like, many armor plates were added, and a rotating autocannon was mounted on it. The car is accelerates really slow, but the powerful motor inside is incredibly hard to slow down once this machine picks up speed. The car is resistant against weapons, and has an excellent grip to counter speed loss. It is more than perfect for a race of this caliber, and for a driver of this caliber.
@KRIEEEG Sure thing. I just thought that he could have a good armor because he isn't much use most of the time anyways. He is a bit big to fit into most spaces, so he would be only cool outside.
I just reposted it so I didn't change bollocks, but I'll make it less powerful.
@Sigma Hey boss I thought about the cloaking and what not, and I figured something out. The ship looks kinda organic. And the Gashathi are masters of bio engineering. I think they could make a cloaking system using the Mekhar's cloaking skin, much like they did with their armors being infused with Lokhar tissues to greatly enchance defense against energy damage. It seems like a valid option to me, but something quite pricey and not combat ready (skin gets damaged and that is), but perfect for smaller vessels to make small unnoticed runs, such as the one where my Hirule cloaked it's small ship.
History: Grox grew up on the North, in an out of sight village of Orcs. Wars against humans were only mere tales spoken at night to scare teh kids so they would go to bed. Savageness was unknown to his people. But it all changed when the fire nation Empire attacked a neighbouring village. They razed the houses to ashes, and killed all the orcs. From that point on, him and all the other younglings were taught the art of fighting. Using their trademark weapons, the spiked chain and the two handed axe, they quickly began taking up arms to defend themselves. The young Grox was very keen on learning to fight, as he never wanted to be a slave or a mindless murderer like the rest of his bretheren to the south. But all did not go well. More and more villagers got raided, and the speed at which the orcs armed themselves began troubling the elders. No longer a defensive solution, but rather an all out war like the Southern orcs wage, they wanted to stop. But those from the razed villages hushed the elders, not wanting to let anyone else die. They formed a squadron of noble orcs and set out on their trusty Quaggoth companions to find and destroy the human outpost to save the villages. The next time the humans came, they brought giant metal monsters adored with the expedition party's heads. they attacked the village of Grox, and burnt all the houses. With little to no time and only his weapons as belongings, Grox made his way to the barns. By the time he arrived, only one untamed Quaggoth was standing, but one big at that. A rare breed that could be found in the mountains, one that was strong enough to fend off waves after waves of human attackers. Grox didn't hesitate and climbed on tha back of the beast. Whilst it resisted at first, after a few hushing Orc words, and dead humans the Quaggoth realised that Grox wasn't it's enemy. Then they rode off into the sunset Soon the metal monsters came and the two escpaed the fiery demise of the other villagers with a hasty retreat.
Grox and his tame, now called Woggha after Grox's dad, made their way into the forest. Soon months of escaping would begin, the two hunting humans whernever they could as a retribution for their village. Starving and freezing was a common issue, but these hardships forged the two into something more, not as a tame and rider, rather companions for life. After seeing the whole mountain razed by humans, and the Northern Orcs retreating further into teh mountains where humans could not get them, Grox made his way South, to find other Demihumans to aid him in his quest for revenge. Along the way he gathered many friends and enemies, soon earning a reputation as teh Greenskin that rode a giant Quaggoth. He himself is lightly armored, but he managed to buy very expensive armor for Woggha, turning his companion into the most fearsome beast that the region has seen. nowadays the two wander the area, looking for more and more places where they could put a stop to the crazed murder spree of the humans.
Equipment: Mighty Choppa - A two handed battleaxe capable of immense damage. Forged from Dark Iron, it is sturdy, sharp, and very lightweight, but it tends to get rusty in rain, and attracts predators.
Hook'd Chainz - A set of chains with deadly hooks on their end, they are wrapped around Grox's body, acting both as armor, and easely accessible weaponary. It can take teh strongest of blows without breaking, and can be a versatile tool in the hands of an experienced user. The hook on the end sometimes fails to attach to things, as the soft surface of the Dark Iron makes it slip if on very hard surfaces.
Woggha's Armor - Woggha, the clever yet monstrous companion of Grox wears incredibly tough armor that protects it from most blows. Forged of Dark Steel, a material even stronger than Steel, crafted from Dark Iron using magic, it is resilient to both magic and physical attacks. Grox also made sure that his companion reminds the enemy of who they are and where they come from, as he installed a harpoon gun into Woggha's right arm that fires hooked chains like his. Both him and Woggha can fire it, and it is usually for dealing with vehicles or fortifications by pulling them apart. However this armor doesn't cover a 100% of Woggha's body, and mostly focuses on vital points. Without enough funds, it will take a long time to have a fully protective armor.
Powers: Orcish Strenght - The strongest race of human-like races, the Orcs have brutal strenght, able to wield weapons in one hand that a human couldn't lift with two. Their blows are immensely strong, able to bring down most foes with a single hit. This comes at the price of increased metabolism.
Woggha is the companion of Grox. A mighty beast, and a rare breed of it's kin, he is sure to get the job done. Thought he may look stupid and primitive at first sight, behind the killing pair of eyes lie a sharp mind, able to pick up the events of the battlefield. Sure he cannot talk, but he is just a bit behind an Orc's intelligence. Which isn't saying much to be honest. Not if he wasn't Grox's companion, who has more in his head than most Orcs. Woggha's strenght is perfectly matched with his rider's talent in fighting, and he gladly uses the harpoon gun Grox gave him. He finds amusement in dismantling vehicles, often toying with their parts after a battle is over, trying to make something of them. He can never quite make it. Another one of his hobbies is torturing humans in gruesome ways, as he reminds himself of the time when his flock was killed by them back in the mountains. That said, he doesn't have problems with other Demi-humans or even dwarves for that matter. Not keen, sure, but he doesn't hate them.
In battle, Woggha tries his best to make armored spots face his enemies, whilst keeping them in an arms reach. He doesn't have a weapon, but he can easely rip trees out of the ground and use them as basic clubs, or throw rocks at the enemy from far away.
Most likely the name for beginners, renaming it to "Dominion Rises!". Then having new players be a person inside the Dominion. And lastly making sure there are 100 posts in the IC every day, no matter what.
Lol yk, just kidding, but you guys should write a book. Half the IC is about the Dominion.
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[color=00aeef]Loves Teddy Bears｜Twenty Something｜Can't Speak Russian｜Is Potat [/color]
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[color=00aeef][b]THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.
I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you[/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE DREAMER:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.
When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together. [/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE ARTIST:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.[/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE LOVER OF STUFF:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:
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[*] Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
[*] Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
[*] Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.
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[color=00aeef][b]WORDS OF WISDOM:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.[/color]
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><font color="#00aeef"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-u">N I S Q H O G</span></div></font><br><img src="http://i.imgur.com/hFNEHJL.png" /><br><br><font color="#00aeef">Loves Teddy Bears｜Twenty Something｜Can't Speak Russian｜Is Potat </font></div><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.<br><br>I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you</font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE DREAMER:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas. <br><br>When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together. </font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE ARTIST:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.</font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE LOVER OF STUFF:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:<br><br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li>Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.</li><li>Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.</li><li>Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.</li></ul></font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">WORDS OF WISDOM:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.</font><br><br><div class="bb-center"><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="http://www.nodiatis.com/personality.htm"><img src="http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/21.jpg" /></a></div></div>
Letter Bee,
Fish of Oblivion,
AndyC,
Smike,
Noctis,
Bartimaeus,
pollo
