Fate/Dark Amazon
"Now, our next guest is here to talk about the show that needs no introduction! Please welcome to the stage, one of Dark Amazon's sales VPs and the producer of Fate/Dark Amazon, Friedrich Betramyniad!"
"Thanks for having me on, Vikas."
"It's an honor, Mr. Betramyni-"
"Ah, just Fred is fine."
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"...Fred it is, then! So, I'm told the filming for Fate/Dark Amazon's set to start at the end of the week. We've all heard about the nature of the show and read up on those contestant profiles you published, but what I'm aching to know are specifics! For instance, we know what wraiths the contestants have been given, but do they know about each others'?"
"Ahaha, jumping right into it, huh Vikas? I'll have to talk with your producer about proper etiquette on a talk show."
"Oh come on, Fred, humor me."
"Sure, sure. So, while the contestants will know the names, faces, and abilities of their competitors, what they won't know are things like personality quirks, and the wraiths we've given out. Also, the competitors are forbidden from speaking to the outside world during the show, on threat of disqualification and death, so it'll be interesting to see how it develops."
"Sneaking up on someone with no close combat ability, only to find out that they have the knowledge of a black belt from their wraith! Ah, I can't wait! So, what about those supervisors you're placing on the islands? They must be something special if you're trusting them to keep an island of battling magi in check."
"Of course. They're our interns, after all."
"...I'm sorry, I must have misheard you. Did you say-"
"-Interns, yes. Three summer interns who volunteered for the positions, each from a different department. They're all fairly capable, so we have high hopes for them. Besides, this way if an accident winds up happening, they're easy to replace."
"...A-As expected from Dark Amazon, truly corporate ruthlessness at its finest!"
"We'll be releasing their information shortly. As an aside though, if any of you watching have aspirations of one day working for Dark Amazon, don't hesitate to apply for next summer's intern program! Our deadline is next Saturday."
"Well, let's leave the interns behind for now. I'm sure we'll be abuzz with talk of them once their information is released. How about we go back to the contestants, are there any you're particularly keeping an eye out for?"
"Ahaha, you know any word from me will ruin the betting markets, right Vikas? The last thing we want is the CEO catching wind of that and getting upset with the both of us."
"R-Right, right, the last thing we'd want is to upset Sir CEO...a-at any rate, moving on from that..."