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Fate/Dark Amazon

"Now, our next guest is here to talk about the show that needs no introduction! Please welcome to the stage, one of Dark Amazon's sales VPs and the producer of Fate/Dark Amazon, Friedrich Betramyniad!"

"Thanks for having me on, Vikas."

"It's an honor, Mr. Betramyni-"

"Ah, just Fred is fine."

"..."

"..."

"...Fred it is, then! So, I'm told the filming for Fate/Dark Amazon's set to start at the end of the week. We've all heard about the nature of the show and read up on those contestant profiles you published, but what I'm aching to know are specifics! For instance, we know what wraiths the contestants have been given, but do they know about each others'?"

"Ahaha, jumping right into it, huh Vikas? I'll have to talk with your producer about proper etiquette on a talk show."

"Oh come on, Fred, humor me."

"Sure, sure. So, while the contestants will know the names, faces, and abilities of their competitors, what they won't know are things like personality quirks, and the wraiths we've given out. Also, the competitors are forbidden from speaking to the outside world during the show, on threat of disqualification and death, so it'll be interesting to see how it develops."

"Sneaking up on someone with no close combat ability, only to find out that they have the knowledge of a black belt from their wraith! Ah, I can't wait! So, what about those supervisors you're placing on the islands? They must be something special if you're trusting them to keep an island of battling magi in check."

"Of course. They're our interns, after all."

"...I'm sorry, I must have misheard you. Did you say-"

"-Interns, yes. Three summer interns who volunteered for the positions, each from a different department. They're all fairly capable, so we have high hopes for them. Besides, this way if an accident winds up happening, they're easy to replace."

"...A-As expected from Dark Amazon, truly corporate ruthlessness at its finest!"

"We'll be releasing their information shortly. As an aside though, if any of you watching have aspirations of one day working for Dark Amazon, don't hesitate to apply for next summer's intern program! Our deadline is next Saturday."

"Well, let's leave the interns behind for now. I'm sure we'll be abuzz with talk of them once their information is released. How about we go back to the contestants, are there any you're particularly keeping an eye out for?"

"Ahaha, you know any word from me will ruin the betting markets, right Vikas? The last thing we want is the CEO catching wind of that and getting upset with the both of us."

"R-Right, right, the last thing we'd want is to upset Sir CEO...a-at any rate, moving on from that..."











Alrighty, so between the people who've posted here and the people who've PMed me, we've got enough people to where this can work. I'll make the OOC either this evening or early tomorrow.

Newcomers are still certainly welcome, though~




I'll be holding off on approving/critiquing apps until the OOC is up, but I appreciate the enthusiasm!
Dark Amazon Prime, killing anime with holy grail wars


That's actually the job of their subsidiary, Dark Netflix.
Fate/Dark Amazon


The year is 2021. Earlier this year, Dark Amazon proudly announced the release of the Magus Network, a television network by magi, for magi. Simply by purchasing one of Dark Amazon’s patented Magus Network receivers and plugging your television in, any magus can watch! With hit shows like “Cooking with Chimerae” and “A Magus’s Guide to Technology”, ratings have been off to an amazing start.

To commemorate this momentous event, we at Dark Amazon have prepared what’s called a “reality TV show”. Through interviews with the Clock Tower’s own Lord El-Melloi II, we learned of a now-disassembled ritual in the far East called a Holy Grail War, and have remodeled it for your viewing pleasure!

Originally, this event took place via magi summoning Heroic Spirits as familiars, and fighting to the death to receive a wishgranting device! In the interests of time and scale, we’ve made it more suitable for mass broadcast. Those magi who pass the application process will be given a wraith from our catalogs, and have it possess their bodies, whether through their own will or through the help of a customer service representative! For instance, if you’re provided with the wraith of a fire magus, you’ll acquire their abilities, and the same goes for a martial artist! Be warned, though, as we are not responsible for any personality distortions that occur as a result of this process.

We’ve then prepared a small island that we will release the magi onto, at which point they will begin a dazzling fight to the death! The winner will receive prize money, up to three high-quality Mystic Codes from our catalog, and additional prizes based on their performance and the audience reaction! If you’re a fan favorite, you might even be able to have your “wish” granted!

As an aside, we’re currently in talks with our friends in the non-magus television networks to air a heavily-edited version of the show on their networks. If you have friends who aren’t magi, tell them to look forward to it!

If you’re interested in applying, please fill out the below application detailing your personal information and what sort of wraith you’d like to apply for. We’re looking for a variety of contestants, but will have to ask that anyone over the age of one hundred or above the rank of Pride in the Mage’s Association refrains from application. We also reserve the right to turn away applicants who do not fit this bill if we think they are too “strong” or not a good fit for the show.

The contestants will be announced at the end of the month! Happy watching!









After that someone will have to round up Mary and her bag, which might help split us up a little more until the next in-game day.


Don't pull her into your shenanigans. She has arcane organizations to prepare for combat against.

Also homework to do.
@AtomicNut Literally my only reason for joining. I hate roleplays.


Same honestly
It's cute how Kei wants Julia-sempai to notice her, and even cuter when Mary's too embarrassed to follow them.


She's not following them because she's figured out Julia's real identity.

You thought you could fool her, but Mary is always one step ahead.
MARY BETH


After speaking, Mary, a triumphant smirk etched onto her face for no particular reason, walked off in the direction opposite where the familiar was. There was no point in killing something like that at the current time. There were more important things to deal with, after all.

Besides, only an amateur would be foolish enough to deal with something like that. Mary was no amateur; such a thing was impossible, as she was a protagonist.

That naturally meant she was "pro+agonist". As a pro, she could not be an amateur. As an agonist, she was undergoing mental turmoil for the struggle of her identity at every waking moment. The strife caused by her clashing lineage, the basis of her own nature as a contradictory existence. The clash between her maternal grandfather being the 「Demon Lord of the Sixth Mountain and Sea」, but her paternal grandfather the 「Archbishop of the Sacred Goddess」. The 「Reverse Scale」 that was embedded in her soul, the result of a contract with a 「Dragon King」 made with her ancestor a thousand years prior. The trace of 「Chaos God」 that lurked in her bloodline, the result of that ritual her ancient ancestor performed in that damned Akkadian ziggurat...

Mary tore her mind away from the thoughts of her own nature. She could not be delayed by that, not now. That girl, the 「Curse-Woven Impostor」 who had been called "Julia", had declared herself an antagonist to Mary's protagonist. This, of course, meant that like Mary, she was an agonist, but she was also an ant. However, even that declaration was part of the 「Curse-Woven Impostor」's nefarious plan.

The others hadn't noticed. How could they have? The 「Curse-Woven Impostor」 had done an excellent job, concealing her intentions and nature as she had. Even Mary had to admit that, were it not for a fatal mistake the antagonist had made, Mary would not have realized exactly what her opponent was.

Yes, that fatal mistake had lifted the veil that she had so expertly crafted. In a moment of foolishness, she had referred to herself as 「Julia of the Ballerings」.

Ballerings. That word was her downfall, for hidden in it was the Truth just waiting to be rearranged. 「A Bell Rings」.

At that moment, Mary had realized the 「Truth」. She had realized what this "Julia" was. Without question, she was a member of the 「Solemn Order」, the 「Illusory Apostles of the Devourer」. The 「Solemn Order」 was a little-known group that was subordinate to a larger organization, the 「Order of Agkylomitis」. They were an order that aimed to crush all opposition and make their leader, the 「Godslayer of the Golden Sickle」, the dominant power in the 「World」. That phrase, "A Bell Rings", was their sacred creed. The moment it was indirectly spoken, the trick became useless.

"Julia's" vicious dismissal of Mary and attempt to emote was of course a clever trick, designed to make Mary think that Julia couldn't possible by a servant of the 「Order」. Clever trick, for an 「Illusory Apostle」.

Yes, Mary knew now. Her soul, no, the 「World」 itself spoke to her. However...she could not act immediately. After all, a single member of the 「Solemn Order」 was weak, but they had built a godlike force over the millennia, shattering the limits on humankind. If Mary revealed what she knew, revealed that she recognized Julia for what she was, the rest of the order would be roused to action. Consequently, Mary could not let the 「Solemn Order」 realize that she knew their plans yet. She had to act normal, otherwise they would have the opportunity to plan around the plan she was creating, designed to strike down their plan.

No, for now, she would need to make preparations. It was for this reason that she had begun walking in the direction of her home. Plans for dealing with the 「Solemn Order」 would need to be made, preparatory measures would need to be taken. That world-defying organization, the influx of magical girls, that school project she hadn't started on yet that was due next week, all of these things would need to be dealt with immediately.

-With a jolt, Mary stopped walking, as if something had suddenly occurred to her.

This was because something had suddenly occurred to her.

Her sidekick was not following her.

The sidekick she had given her bag.

The bag that had her shit.

What's more, she hadn't made any of the candy with her magic's sugar, because that was cheating. Mary, while many things, was not a cheater. However, while she did not regret that decision even at the current time, she was nonetheless annoyed by it, as she was unable to locate her bag without retracing her steps in the most boring possible manner.

...

...

...

Acting as though she hadn't made that realization, Mary resumed walking.

No, rather, it was not mere acting, it was almost as if she had completely forgotten it. She had not done so, nor was she pretending to have forgotten, but rather her mind was oriented towards the thought of "I want to disregard this". As such, this delusion twisted itself within Mary's mind, until that point of collapse became the point of expansion.

Candyless and cackling, the idiot continued along towards her house.
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Th-they weren't arguments. They clearly weren't arguments. They were... I don't even know how to classify them.


That sort of response just means you can't handle them.
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