Ace of Spades

Dark Souls 2 is shipping

FFFFFFFFUCK

I WAITED TOO LONG AND NOW I CAN'T EVEN GET THE EDITION THAT COMES WITH THE SOUNDTRACK!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Doodlin.



This is the Janitor and Marcus, who runs Mart Mart.

Marcus Mart runs Mart Mart, which is basically your average "Buy all the stuff you need before fighting the Boss" type store. He is the main salesman, but he also has brothers and sisters of varying appearance (all with television-type heads) who work for him as well. Marcus is the epitome of a capitalist businessman, and he will go to great lengths to get you whatever you need...within reason and for a price equal to the cost of labor or personal risk.

Wow, the Janitor sure does look a lot better since the first few times I drew him over the past two years.






The last time I drew him was way back in May of last year. Definitely improved.

Dark Souls 2 is shipping

I need to figure out some way to scrounge together the money for the Special Edition. I don't even care about the bonus equipment or the statue all that much, I just really want that freaking map.

This is a thing that exists...

Guys, find me a happy shrug gif.

Dervish said
Not really a fan, and not because the internet associates them with assholes. I think it's just because of the small brim, it just looks small and awkward.

I like bowler derby's myself.

Bi to be Popular

This has been a thing since before you even took your first meandering baby steps into the internet.

Oh, that's why I didn't notice.

Did they honestly think that a show about the youthful days of the guy who had a casual conversation while dissecting a man's brain and feeding the fried pieces to him would be some sort of calm family-oriented affair?

Morons.

Beagal I have at home is the most attention hungery dog I have ever seen.

natsumehack said
All she does is want attention, and will give you sad looks if you don't give her any. Even when you just petted her for over 3 hours.

Bitch, plz.

I have three beagles, the oldest female will fuck up the house to get attention and the male likes to eat all of their shit.

I get woken up in the dead of fucking night to let the oldest female outside to bark at nothing for twenty minutes, and then when she wants in the male wants out so he can eat her shit. I end up losing, like, 45 minutes of sleep, and then can't fall back asleep for an hour.

And God help you if you don't scratch the older female's ass when she wants you to, because you will soon hear the most annoying whining noise from any animal you've ever known, and it will be endless.

I thought I was conquering my depression

Lady Squee said
And then it punches me in the face and says, "Back the fuck down, bitch."

I am done with everything.

I'm not going to pretend like I understand depression or anything but I'm aware that telling you to cheer up is completely shallow and pointless.

So, instead know that you have a bunch of complete strangers on the internet who actually care about your well-being, which is more than most people have.

So instead,

mdk said
Somebody needs a burgerhug.

My body is completely unsure of how it should be reacting to this gif.

Gizoogle

This is so old that for a moment I had to make sure I wasn't back in middle school.