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Crippled Joe of the High Skies

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CRIPPLED JOE OF THE HIGH SKIES

Crippled Joe of the High Skies is the primary leader of the Richard Nixon Rebellion, as Richard Nixon translates to Honesty and Peace in Absquen. Crippled Joe wishes for the downfall of his people, as he despises them and their planet draining ways. He believe in the universal principle of get kid, after he went on a maniac spree of removing the limbs of various individuals. His limbs have now regrown, and he intends on destroying the Absque Conglomerate, and all who intend on getting kid for evil. He will soon enough team up with the humans who wish to get kid.

Crippled Joe of the High Skies has the unique ability to predict wherever a toaster may appear in the near future. This allows him to prevent friends from being conveniently murdered by said toaster. Crippled Joe, or CJ, also has a fear of limbs. He served in the Absque-Nyan War of 2003 and the Absque-Collective War of '93 that resulted in the slumber of all 4 Childbeings.

Crippled Joe's Theme: Good Song

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In between the extreme gunfire of the two would be presidents, the hidden camera implanted in the baby zoomed in. Said baby had ancient Nyanian runes carved into it's back to prevent it from being gotten. The baby could not move, as it had it's limbs surgically removed by the Absque Conglomerate, more specifically the rogue Absque Crippled Joe of the High Skies, the now deceased Absque that enjoyed subjecting humanoids to the same injuries that he had sustained in the great Absque-Collective War of 1998. This made the now-vegetative baby the perfect sentry for the Sentinels of Nya, Guardians of the Ceramic Fortress.

The Sentinels of Nya, Guardians of UwU, or the Protectors of XD LOL. These creatures have the heads of kittens, the bodies of the Iron Giant, and the brains of a 14 year old on the internet, with the duty of protecting the Kid Khambers. These mechanic monsters mainly remain in their fortress, but have many spy cameras across the universe. The Sentinels noticed the sheer number of individuals wihed to get kid, and so launched their most dangerous attack force: UwU 5. They would arrive on Earth in 3 months to wipe out all kid getters. But all cameras were all focused on these kid getters, and the less powerful cameras were focused on a small island in the Pacific, populated by one surgeon.

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@Cynder You fool! Are you no aware that mortal beings composed of blood and hairspray may not enter the Forest of The Ghost of the Ozone, lest they be hurtled into the void of mega space! The only way for Trump to enter the Desolates of Great Britain is via parachute!

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@Cynder Thanks. Now the entities residing in between the Nespotic Valhalla of Kilo and the Ceramic Fortress of Nya will have the ability to obtain kid

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How do you make someone coGM because @yoshua171 deserves it. He has taken the lore from my sleeping brain and transmogrifcatorified it into something beautiful.

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The surgeon disappears in a flash of light. He will return soon.

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The surgeon laughed, as he had a supply of nerve gas constantly being pumped into his central nervous system. This kept him from becoming a gotten child at the touch of his urine. He stared at Otto, then threw a urine bomb at him. Roll a d20 for dexterity saving throw.

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Neurovoid joins the legions of kids imprisoned in the Kid Khambers, which are an infinite jail that resides in between the Galactial Remorse Planes. It was said to have been created by George Washington in the year 1492. You have joined the kid hivemind. RIP.

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The surgeon split in half again. He seemed to be some sort of human amoeba, with a brain to match. One began urinating on the walls. This urine was highly acidic, and would insta kill anyone who touched it and turned them into a gotten kid.

The other, however, drew two swords and ran swinging them blindly towards the two of you. What do you do?