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I want a mabari. I love dogs! D:
Fredrick gripped his battle axe in both hands. His comrades stood atound him, and Fredrick grinned confidently. He hefted his battle axe, side stepping as a large Drake charged at him. Fredrick lanced put twice with his axe, lightning fast, lopping off a leg, and then splitting it's neck open on the uppercut.

"Four!" He called.

"Seven!" One of his companions called back, his mentor Brok.

"Bastard fuck!" Fredrick said, "you're fucking lying to piss me off!"

"Did it work!?" Another of his friends, Ceran the Rogue, called.

Fredrick grinned as Mangy tore out a drake's throat.

"No need," he said as a drake lanced at him, claws swinging.

He dropped his axe and caught the claws, before headbutting the drake. As it staggered, Freddy swung the drake by it's claws and slammed it into the wall, before stomping it's skull in.

"I'm always pissed!"

Then, the ground shook. The world slowed down fore Freddy as a huge, scaled beast charged down the cave tunnels.

A high dragon. It tore into Freddy's flesh, cleansing him with Fire. Freddy watched helplessly as it did the same to his friends. The Dogs were torn, shredded, burned one by one. Freddy was helpless. He'd failed he'd failed he'd failed he'd failed he'd failed-


Mangy's barking roused Freddy. He instinctively tried to stand up, bracing himself with his left arm. After a moment, Freddy realized he had no such appendage, and ended up falling over himself, rolling forward into the side of his tent. His tent collapsed on him, and he flailed about, letting out a warcry.

A bundle of Freddy and tent rolled through the camp for a bit, almost slamming into one of his companions as he rolled about, letting out a string of curses. Mangy managed to catch up, and decided to help free his master.

Mangy grabbed the tent and pulled, onpy managing to drag Freddy along with the tent. He dragged him halfway across the camp, before Freddy was finally deposited unceremoniously on the ground.

Freddy then stood and kicked at the bundle of sticks and leather skin that had been his tent, referring to it as a "Makerforsaken fuckwit of a tent." He then faced his other comrades. He blushed, dark cheeks further darkening, before coughing.

"Uh..." he began, "Good...morning?"

He awkwardly collected his tent and began packing it up, before locating Dragonslayer. He secured his belongings in a pair of bags, one strapped to Mangy, one strapped to Freddy.

"So...yeah. At least another meal before we go into deathymcdoomcaveland? What do we have to eat. I'm fucking hungry."
Sorry I've been quiet. Five days of traveling hell. I'll catch up on the ooc and ic tomorrow. I love you all.

Sexually.
I'll post an edited version of mine and Snarl's pm rp later. Take the time you need, Snarl, we good. )
@BlueAjah

Swiggity swag brah.
Pm sent. C:
Soeaking of which, @BlueAjah, do you want to pm roleplay Gwen and Varric meeting with Varric's mom and learning more about the Ascythenian flowers? :)
Varric first stirred partially to consciousness when Ezra kissed his shoulder. Varric felt his heart sort of lurch nervously at the intimacy of it, but sort of shoved those feelings down. He'd suspected for a while Ezra disliked their "no feels just friends with a few fucks" rule for a while. He didn't want to break his good friend's heart, and was nervous to broach the topic yet.

"Nnnnngh," Varric responded, grinning, eyes still closed. He barely opened one hand, and put his palm on Ezra's face, over his nose, mouth and eyes.

"Snooze, set alarm spell for five more minutes," he said, before getting up with a yawn.

He stood up, looking Ezra over. He smiled, "It was a most glorious union of love making. You caused waves of pleasure to roll through my body, through such vigorous and acrobatic skills that epic poems could be written about it. Though I feel like you should be the sore one here. I thought I got all that hair. And I distinctly remember biting you a few times."

He stretched his arms out, before looking at himself in the mirror. In truth, he was a bit sore, but damn had he enjoyed it.

He looked at his body. It was rare anyone saw him without the illusion spell. He actually was very feminine in appearance. He didn't mind, honestly, as he wasn't the manliest man anyways, and even if he had lacked the illusion magic to look like a man he still was one.

That said, he still preferred to look how he felt. Who knows, maybe someday he'd find a permanent solution.

He used the spell, and smiled as pink petals flew about him, and his chest flattened, his hips narrowed, and his face became androgynous.

"You know," Varric said, "Lasy night I learned that the flowers are not necessarily romantic."

Varric paused.

"The Ascythenian legend, that is. That grand old tale of human failure, and yet, human hope. The hope that out there, there is a soulmate for everyone. According to my mom, it doesn't have to be romantic."

He paused again, wondering how Ezra would react to the next bit of news.

"Which is good, since,both my darling Guinevere and I got one, and I swear that if I ever need that woman to fight a dragon, I need only threaten her with marriage."
Actually it might be hilarious if Varric is kidnapped, provided these are the same bandits he dealt with before.
Well, I'm ready to timeskip.

My money's on either Ezra or Alix getting kidnapped
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