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Same old same old. Sadly it looks like this died. :(

Which is a shame.
I'm working on a char hooah.
Varric wasted no time in responding. Petals swirled around his head, and he suddenly had Aldric's face and voice.

"Guys, quick, look at how dark and brooding I am. Now, I'm gonna let my personal feelings possibly kill Alixanna, then walk off feeling all superior," Varric said, before dispelling the illusion and speaking with his own voice, "Regardless, we don't know what's in the woods, and he shouldn't go alone. Guinevere, my sweet," Varric winked, before giving her puppy dog eyes, "Protect the deep and brooding ranger while he goes in the woods to be all deep and brooding. I'll see if I can find some other back up. Good luck finding Alix, guys. And stay safe!"

Varric forced a grin, before walking away.

He took a deep breath, face red with anger and embarrassment. He was honestly hurt. He'd always had a feeling Aldric didn't like him much, which he'd been okay with! It was impossible to have everyone love you, after all. But he hadn't thought Aldric's opinion of him was so low that the ranger thought he'd be a liability!

Varric took a brief moment to wonder how he could have given the ranger the impression that he was dangerous even as an ally. He quickly thought of the bandit scenario a few years back, when Varric had almost died seeking out bandits alone. He'd gotten captured by bandits, but managed to outsmart them and convince them he was the mayor's daughter, and that if they contacted him he'd give them a ransom. Instead, the mayor arrived with Guinevere and Varric's mum, and, well...

The mayor didn't give them money.

Varric decided that must be it. Aldric probably thought Varric was still a loose cannon. Which, Varric honestly understood, even though he was hurt.

"Well, whatever," Varric muttered.

Step One: Aldric's a stupid face Find Guinevere Ezra!
Freddy turned to face the wolves, a frown on his face. He briefly wondered why wolves would randomly attack their camp, but brushed the thoughts away. There'd be time to deal with the why later. For the moment, Fredrick had to deal with a wolf bearing down on him.

Fredrick drew his axe, lightning fast, and swung it in a wide arc. The wolf was forced to dart back, snarling in fury at the elf. Freddy moved to press the attack, before an odd feeling caused him to turn, bringing his axe down vertically. He moved in time to stop two charging wolves, who pushed against the flat of his axe blade. He heard Mangy bark and leap behind him, and knew that he didn't have to worry about that wolf. Meanwhile, the two before him were still a threat.

Before they could separate and flank him, Freddy braced himself, flat of his axe still pressing against both wolves. He then threw himself forward, swinging his axe upward as he did so. The sheer force caused one wolf to be launched a few feet, while the other was better off and was merely knocked over. Freddy quickly pressed the attack, swinging his axe diagonally and upward to cut the wolf on his right, scoring a deep gash on its side, before charging forward to cleave through the skull of the wolf he'd launched, and then into the ground. The wolf he'd wounded attempted to leap at him, but Freddy let go of his axe to swing his fist at it in a powerful backhand. The wolf yelped and was knocked back, giving Freddy ample time to grasp his axe and attack again. He heaved and pulled his axe through the dirt, to swing it upward in a deadly uppercut. Dirt and rock spilled in front and around Freddy, obscuring him, but the loud deathcries of his wolfish opponent gave anyone watching a clear idea of the results.

Mangy ran up next to his sidekick, covered in gore and blood. Freddy blinked, before looking at the trail of wolf bodies Mangy had left.

"What the shrieking barkspawn fuck, Mangy! I kill two, and you have to upstage me by killing three! Fucking shit in a dickbasket. You ruin my life."

Mangy merely barked happily.

Freddy deigned to continue fighting rather than argue with his dog further, and ran at a pair of wolves that were moving toward Gerard. He decided to shout some tactics at the mage as he charged forward.

"Mage! Do some fucking crowd control! If you know how to fucking mass paralyze, now would be the prime shitfucking time to do so!" Freddy roared out, before swinging his axe behind him and through the dirt in an uppercut, spraying the wolves with rocks and dirt. The two wolves were momentarily stunned, allowing Freddy to swing his axe down on one as Mangy pounced on the other.

"Those were mine you four-legged shitmonkey!" Freddy yelled at his dog. Any points in favor of his intelligence gained through his combat tactics, knowledge of magic and battle knowhow were likely invalidated by the fact that he was arguing with a dog that was likely smarter than him.
Varric laughed, though he noticed that Guin was getting a bit more embarrassed than he'd hoped. He decided it was time to stop messing around, for hers and Alixanna's sake. He HAD to help his warrior friend get over her ridiculous embarrassment some time. He wasn't sure how to do that though.

I'd just get her laid, but I'm not sure if she'd even want to have sex with anyone. Which is almost a shame, considering how beautiful she is.

Oh well. He'd think of something. Or not. After all, it was damn amusing how she reacted to sex. She was like an innocent 6 year old. Varric was sure if he kissed her she'd probably die of severe brain hemorrhaging.

"Varric, you're so dead."

Varric grinned. She'd never actually hurt him. She was too damn nice and heroic and she loved him too much(a fact he abused). She would damn well get him back later, though. He wouldn't even be mad.

"Is it because I'm prettier than you?" Varric said, pouting, before flower petals fluttered about him and he returned to his real form.

Varric then saw Aldric begin walking away, following the tracks.

"He's not coming with us."

Varric's facial expression became a mix of shock and 'kicked puppy'. He blinked, then smiled a bit as Guin rushed to defend him.

"Now Aldric, aren't you supposed to be a professional?" Varric teased, "Through our skills combined, we stand the best chance of finding Alixanna. And I am worried about her, even if I can still spin a joke and laugh a bit with a good friend. Would you put her at greater risk simply because you don't like me?"

Varric followed, putting forth a convincing case.

"If it would help you, I'll be quiet, and simply use my magic to help you track. You'll note my affinity is with nature, especially the wind. I learned long ago how to use the wind to follow scent trails. I'm as good as one of your father's hounds, and slightly more adorable," Varric bargained.

Of course, he didn't plan on actually shutting up. That would be madness. It was a wonder he hadn't yet burst into song.

In fact, he was damn near about to.
I am very interested. :D The elemental stuff seems really cool, as does the setting and whatnot
I am interested
@ViolentViolet

They're in awe of how cute I am.
Varric looked down at the sword, and grinned.

Varric seemed especially arrogant in front of Gwen, sometimes. It wasn't that Guinevere wasn't an amazing warrior, which she was, and it wasn't that she couldn't be scary, which she definitely could be. Guinevere was who Varric went to when he had an unwanted suitor that didn't get the picture. Guinevere was the person Varric trusted most. Guinevere was strong, dangerous, and amazing with her sword.

Only thing was, she was a complete dork.

Varric grinned even wider, before looking Guinevere in the eye. A mischievous glint entered his eye, and he spoke in a low, sexy tone.

"So, who was cuter. Me or Ezra?"

His body exploded with flower petals. Varric dropped his illusion and showed his actual body.

"I can show you a second time if you didn't get a good look before," Varric said, before winking dramatically.

In truth, Guinevere could easily beat Varric in a fight. He had a lot of magical power, yes, but he was only good at dodging and disabling. Best he could do would be to knock her down with wind or stun her with a burst of sound. She could kick his ass easily. But she would never do that without good reason, because she was a damn good person. In truth, Guinevere, the easily embarrassed sexy awesome war goddess, was the one person Varric admired as much as his mother.

BUT DAMN WAS IT FUN TO EMBARRASS HER. EVEN WHEN SHE HAD HER SWORD AT HIS THROAT.

Varric figured he'd stop trolling her in a moment though. After all, as fun as it was, they had to look for Alix. He didn't forget her.

He HATED seeing people so sad.

It just wasn't right.
Freddy watched Cass walk off.

Mangy barked a few times, and Freddy rolled his eyes.

"Shut up Mangy."

Mangy barked again.

"Mangy shut the fuck up! He's not cute!"

Freddy sighed, before opening the container. Huh, two tiny brownies. Homemade. Freddy passed one to Mangy. With most dogs, you had to be somewhat careful about what they ate. Mabaris were ridiculously durable. Freddy wouldn't trust the mabari to fight, say, Paxton's pet fucking LION, but he'd seen the dog fight a Drake and win before, and Mangy seemed to love eating chocolate just to freak non-Fereldans out.

Mangy devoured the sweet, and Freddy followed suit on his own. Immediately, he blinked, and smiled despite himself.

"...That fucking dicklicker better survive. I need to know this fucking recipe."

Mangy barked in approval.

Freddy looked over at Gerald. Little known fact, Freddy was good at reading people. He used to lead men into battle himself, and had been a field commander for the Inquisition in a few fights. Despite his temper and such, he was a surprisingly competent leader. Mostly because he noticed people's emotions. He could tell when one of his troops needed encouragement or a drink.

So he had no difficulty noticing Gerald was nervous.

"You okay, Mage? You look like you're about to piss your fucking dress."
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