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Sorry, I've been inactive cuz I am a great combination of sick and depressed. I'll be posting properly from here on out though. :)
Varric looked around for what felt like forever. He went to many of Guinevere's usual haunts, amazed that she wasn't at any of them. He even went to her house and asked about her, but her mom has no clue.
It was only when he returned to the in. That he found out what happened that very morning.
"She walked out, white as a sheet then red as a beet. I feel as if she may have been a little bit surprised to see you and Ezra in such a state." his mother hd said, snickering at the hilarity of it.
"Huh. Well, I knew my body could inspire people to emotion. I just didn't know that terror was one of them," Varric had responded.
If Gwen was looking for him, then realized he was indisposed, then there could only be a few other options.
Aldric, her dad, and Aldric's dad. Varric didn't think she would properly trust anyone else to go adventure with her. Maybe Alixanna, but she was the very one missing.
So, Varric thought to himself. Where could Aldric be?
No doubt he would have struck out on his own to find Alix as soon as possible. He was a good man and often worked alone. So all Varric had to do was follow the trail.
After some class A sleuthing and a lot of dumb luck, Varric managed to come upon Gwen and Aldric.
He stayed away for a moment, listening, melding into the wind. He felt at peace as he did so. There were few things he enjoyed more than working his magic. It wasn't something he learned so much as something he did. The natural world felt more like home than the inn did, sometimes.
He listened to Gwen, smiling despite himself. She was already packed for adventure. All Varric had brought was his lute and a back up healing potion. He was glad she was so much more responsible than him. She'd saved his ass plenty of times before. Especially in the bandit incident.
He smiled and appeared when Aldric declares that they would find her. Varric loves the passion in his voice. He'd always admired the ranger. He got the feeling that it wasn't exactly mutual, however.
Flower petals flew off of Varric as he detached from the wind, appearing in full view of the others.
"Indeed, we must find her. I do not know Alixanna very well, but she is well beloved by the village, and I have seen many a dour face as I searched for beautiful Guinevere earlier."
For once, serious, Varric spoke again. His voice was free of its usual loquaciousness.
"It was...disturbing, to see so many sad and scared people. I want to help fix it."
He paused a moment, before smirking and returning to his usual self.
"Also, Gwen. You should learn to knock before entering my room in the morning. I'm not exactly a prude, and many travelers have caught an interest in the Bard's mystique. I'm amazed it took this long for you to accidentally pop in. No doubt Mom's already writing an epic ballad about the encounter."
It was only when he returned to the in. That he found out what happened that very morning.
"She walked out, white as a sheet then red as a beet. I feel as if she may have been a little bit surprised to see you and Ezra in such a state." his mother hd said, snickering at the hilarity of it.
"Huh. Well, I knew my body could inspire people to emotion. I just didn't know that terror was one of them," Varric had responded.
If Gwen was looking for him, then realized he was indisposed, then there could only be a few other options.
Aldric, her dad, and Aldric's dad. Varric didn't think she would properly trust anyone else to go adventure with her. Maybe Alixanna, but she was the very one missing.
So, Varric thought to himself. Where could Aldric be?
No doubt he would have struck out on his own to find Alix as soon as possible. He was a good man and often worked alone. So all Varric had to do was follow the trail.
After some class A sleuthing and a lot of dumb luck, Varric managed to come upon Gwen and Aldric.
He stayed away for a moment, listening, melding into the wind. He felt at peace as he did so. There were few things he enjoyed more than working his magic. It wasn't something he learned so much as something he did. The natural world felt more like home than the inn did, sometimes.
He listened to Gwen, smiling despite himself. She was already packed for adventure. All Varric had brought was his lute and a back up healing potion. He was glad she was so much more responsible than him. She'd saved his ass plenty of times before. Especially in the bandit incident.
He smiled and appeared when Aldric declares that they would find her. Varric loves the passion in his voice. He'd always admired the ranger. He got the feeling that it wasn't exactly mutual, however.
Flower petals flew off of Varric as he detached from the wind, appearing in full view of the others.
"Indeed, we must find her. I do not know Alixanna very well, but she is well beloved by the village, and I have seen many a dour face as I searched for beautiful Guinevere earlier."
For once, serious, Varric spoke again. His voice was free of its usual loquaciousness.
"It was...disturbing, to see so many sad and scared people. I want to help fix it."
He paused a moment, before smirking and returning to his usual self.
"Also, Gwen. You should learn to knock before entering my room in the morning. I'm not exactly a prude, and many travelers have caught an interest in the Bard's mystique. I'm amazed it took this long for you to accidentally pop in. No doubt Mom's already writing an epic ballad about the encounter."
So we should totes have Ezra meet Varric meet Gwen meet Aldric. Get a nice "oh thank god I found you" train going.
Freddy grabbed Cass's hand when he pushed his forehead. He squeezed, hard enough to bruise, before drawing his face in close.
"Don't. Fucking. Touch me."
He then shoved Cass away, and grinned.
"I don't really have to prove myself to stupid ass mages who have worse anger issues than I do. Good bye, fuckwit. Keep your party alive down there."
He then turned back and continued speaking to Gerard. He regretted his momentary burst of anger, but he didn't like people touching him aggressively. However, he also didn't understand Cass's random argument with him. In Freddy's mind, he had given advice, gone off to do some other shit, and had a member of the group that was currently leaving follow him away to start ranting and raving at him.
Freddy thought he was supposed to be the angry one!
"Don't. Fucking. Touch me."
He then shoved Cass away, and grinned.
"I don't really have to prove myself to stupid ass mages who have worse anger issues than I do. Good bye, fuckwit. Keep your party alive down there."
He then turned back and continued speaking to Gerard. He regretted his momentary burst of anger, but he didn't like people touching him aggressively. However, he also didn't understand Cass's random argument with him. In Freddy's mind, he had given advice, gone off to do some other shit, and had a member of the group that was currently leaving follow him away to start ranting and raving at him.
Freddy thought he was supposed to be the angry one!
Freddy looked over at Cass, then laughed. He grabbed the arcane rogue, and pulled him close, before speaking directly in his face.
"Oooh, naughty fucking language. Better guard our chaste, virginal ears. And hey, I'm glad if you don't recognize me. That's part of why I left Fereldan for a time. Good to see you have testicles, then, fuckwit. Keep that attitude, it'll keep you alive," Freddy said with a grin, "Though, not wise to threaten bodily harm against me. No fucking problems now, but keep in mind that threatening your allies is literally fucking stupid.
And by the way, tattoos aside, I am clearly not dalish."
With that, Freddy let him go and turned back to Gerard, "Fucking played chess? Shit, you have to be pulling my leg. But yeah, might still be wise to ask our fearless leader. Some time getting herbs can save lives, after all."
"Oooh, naughty fucking language. Better guard our chaste, virginal ears. And hey, I'm glad if you don't recognize me. That's part of why I left Fereldan for a time. Good to see you have testicles, then, fuckwit. Keep that attitude, it'll keep you alive," Freddy said with a grin, "Though, not wise to threaten bodily harm against me. No fucking problems now, but keep in mind that threatening your allies is literally fucking stupid.
And by the way, tattoos aside, I am clearly not dalish."
With that, Freddy let him go and turned back to Gerard, "Fucking played chess? Shit, you have to be pulling my leg. But yeah, might still be wise to ask our fearless leader. Some time getting herbs can save lives, after all."
"Didn't know you spoke Mabari!" Freddy said in his characteristically shouty voice, seemingingly materializing behind Gerard.
Mangy barked a few times, and Freddy frowned.
"Gerard, were you just bitching at Mangy? Fucker, my dog does not need your negativity, shitting Maker. And Martin specifically said guard the area. But on that note...hmmm... I wonder if it might be worth gathering some potion herbs. Etta or Cass could probably brew potions if we asked. As for me, I recognize medicinal herbs pretty damn well. Just don't know how to render them into potions."
Freddy grinned, "You wanna come with me to ask Martin about it?"
Mangy barked a few times, and Freddy frowned.
"Gerard, were you just bitching at Mangy? Fucker, my dog does not need your negativity, shitting Maker. And Martin specifically said guard the area. But on that note...hmmm... I wonder if it might be worth gathering some potion herbs. Etta or Cass could probably brew potions if we asked. As for me, I recognize medicinal herbs pretty damn well. Just don't know how to render them into potions."
Freddy grinned, "You wanna come with me to ask Martin about it?"
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Well... there's a difference between 'smart' and 'clever'. Etta's probably the cleverest by a good margin, but 'smart'? No, no I don't think so.
Word of god Mangy's the smartest illuminati confirmed.
Let's say second most intelligent then. ;p
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@vancexentan
Freddy didn't bug Gerald. Mangy did. :p
Edit2: Wait a second.
I can work with this.
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