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My condolences to the loved ones of the passengers of Germanwings flight 9525.

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Trust me. I'm an engineer (in training).

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Fieryfly said
Heeeeeey!The book was... interesting. Let's keep it at that. The movies were even... more interesting...But, if you have any questions about anything don't hesitate to ask. ^^

I will.

Little Alice said
._.Do we know each other? This might turn up to be the reunion after all.

Passing acquaintance I'd say, I was a player in an RP you set up once.

Roran Hawkins said
So you are the guy Fiery couldn't stop talking about! Man, you left quite the impression on her. Welcome! :D

Oh dear, nothing bad I hope?

Mr Nim said
Shadow, you are quite the hugger.Agent B52, you were in the little naruto roleplay in the old RPG, weren't you? Your name seems very familiar.

Indeed I was, I played the bookworm that had the giant metal lobster as a puppet. Shame it ended so soon.
So far it is quite extensive already. I adore the histories of the villages.

Waitaminute, wasn't I in one of your RP's back in the previous guild?
Interested, and about halfway through the beginners guide. I must say I am impressed by the extent of this little venture.

Also, hey Fieryfly, it's the guy from the train. How was the book?
Just for the record given that at 14:00 the squaddies were/are busy relieving the Americans of weapons and ammunition, they cannot show up for the first few minutes of the fight, hence why I'm not posting.
13:00 Chiyoda, ??? Street

“No look, it’s this free to use sound effect called the Wilhelm Scream, it’s been in nearly any action movie with a load of extra mooks. Seriously you have to have heard it at least once, it’s this long drawn out yell. Hell it was in the starwars film we had on last night during the bridge scene.” Leona said. Arthur shrugged as he let his gaze travel over the street.

“Can’t recall it immediately.” he admitted honestly.

“It’s really, really distinctive, I swear you’ll recognise it instantly once you hear it.” Leona maintained. Behind them a man screamed. It was a testament to how training saved lives as both soldiers instinctively hid behind the raised concrete of a flowerbed before either consciously realised they were under attack.

“That’s the scream! That is totally it!” Leona even managed to utter mid-dive.

“Target spotted what the flying fuck?” Arthur responded tonelessly. Leona looked at the youth oddly, before she peeked around the raised concrete herself.

“... I second that notion.” she uttered finally. A small winged humanoid led on what for all intents and purposes appeared to be a walking corpse down the street. As both soldiers watched, they failed to notice how their phones acted up right up until two more figures burst into existence in front of them. One was more or less a mountain that walked like a man, and as subtle as a brick to the face it dealt out an overhead two-handed strike to the zombie. Leona estimated that the remains would need to be cleaned with a paint scraper. The second summon was a literally angelic figure complete with pure white robes and wings on her back. While the rock-man dealt with the zombie, a single elegant thrust from her spear dealt with the flyer behind it. Silence descended over the battlefield as the two figures turned around to face their summoners. Leona cautiously stepped towards the two figures and motioned for Arthur to do the same.

“MASTER? YOU OKAY?” the rock said in a gravelly voice. Leona chortled.

“Am I high?” she asked.

“NO. ON THE GROUND.” the summon rumbled in response.

“Do not be afraid. We live to serve and protect you.” the angel added. “Great peril threatens this world, and we will help you combat it.”

“Oh. World in danger, sure. Um, Private Leona Ramirez, at your service.” Leona said in a daze.

“Private Arthur Pipkin, same.” Arthur said, still in the monotone voice of utter shock.

“KISHIN UBELLURIS.” the mountain introduced itself.

“One of the Divine Powers.” the angel said finally. Then, as suddenly as they had appeared, the summons vanished back into their respective mobiles. Arthur sat down heavily on the flowerbed and grasped his head in both hands. Next to him, Leona dialed Colton’s number.

“You know. Sergeant is never going to believe this.” Arthur said. Leona shrugged.

“Well reception here just crashed, so we’ll have to find him to tell him first.” she said.

“Probably everyone calling everyone at once what with these freaks roaming the streets. Overloaded the network.” Arthur theorised.

“Balls.” Leona summed up.

“Indeed.”

“Right then. Caught your breath Sprog?” Leona asked. With a nod, Arthur rose up. Going by the city noises around them, more people were in trouble with whatever the hell these things were. They needed to regroup, hopefully get a better idea of what was happening and get to saving people.

13:30 Chiyoda, Police post

When the four had finally regrouped near the police post they had set out from, there was one question on everyone’s mind. Spoon articulated it best.

“How the bloody hell did the concrete get set on fire?” he said as he poked the remains of the wooden shack with his foot. Of the officers, there was no sign.

“More than one type of these things out and about. Guess we got lucky.” Arthur posited.

“Or someone with a grudge against the police got a pokemon too.” Leona added. Colton nodded.

“Okay we will try and get back to base and figure out what the blazes is going on from there. We’re going to need kit, and I know just the place to get it from.” the sergeant said finally.

“Where would that be?” Spoon asked eagerly.

“The spams have an embassy around here.” Colton noted with a smile.

14:00 Chiyoda, Okura Shukokan Museum Entrance

The art of acquiring extra gear was one honed to perfection by generations of squaddies forced to chafe under the yoke of strict quarter-masters, shrinking military budget and of course their own light fingered mates. Be it by liberating the stores of ‘working surplus’, use of such brilliant undetectable lies as ‘I’ll bring it back, promise!’, good old fashioned trading or the ever effective method of walking into a place with such purpose that no one would even think about getting in the way. Termed ‘proffing’ by the British, it is phenomenon common to armed forces world wide, though even in those circles the ability of British troops to 'acquire' extra gear was legendary.

Case in point: Colton walked into the American Embassy with nothing but the clothes on his back, a cellphone, three packs of cigarettes, one pack of chewing gum and around two pounds worth of souvenirs. He walked out with a duffel bag containing two assault rifles, a light machine gun, a battle rifle, four sets of roughly correctly sized uniforms, enough ammunition to take over a small third world country and his cellphone.

“No helmets?” Spoon asked as he put on the padded pants.

“You’re welcome to go back and give it a go Spoon but I don’t think they’ll be happy to ever see a british squaddie again once they realise what just happened.” Colton replied.

“Watch me.”

Five minutes later, now fitted with helmets, the squaddies moved out.
I duly apologise but I just haven't had the time this week to really sit down and type out something. The best I can do would be a post next Monday I'm afraid.
Posted, Leona and Arthur make me suffer a writing block at the moment. Re-watching the Devil Survivor 2 animation seems to help slightly, but I've delayed long enough. Have Spoon and Sarge in the meantime.
12:30 - Chiyoda, police post

“Right then chaps, the plan is simple. Spammie, you take Sprog and go around the northern part of the Diet building. Spoon and me are on the southern end, and will walk from there. If our mystery guest shows up you are to politely ask him to stop via any means necessary so long as he stays alive. This means no chokeslams Spoon. You can get in touch with the local police with one one zero, just yell the password ‘Sakura Sakura’ and they’ll patch you through the command. Clear?” Colton explained in brief.

“Yes sir.” all three squaddies answered immediately.
13:00 - Chiyoda, Jinbocho metro station

Colton was reminded of a saying one of his Dutch friends once told him ‘A good start was half the work’. It was funny what a person’s mind came up with in mortal peril like being attacked by what to all intents and purposes looked like two small winged human girls. It had started off comically as the small beings accosted him and Spoon walking down a random street on patrol. Spoon had taken a look at the ‘Pixie’ and summed up their feelings about the whole deal in the usual poetic manner he was renown for:

“I’ve shat things that are bigger than you.”

Now the soldier was spasming as electricity from something that the first Pixie had thrown at him. ‘Zionga’ the little monster had called it.

“Now for you, grandpa.” the second thing chittered. It paused as suddenly it failed to feel it’s everything. A quick inspection revealed that this was because it’s head was no longer attached to it’s body, courtesy of a massive man that had appeared in a flash of light from where Spoon still lay. The second Pixie tried to make a break for it, but Colton growled and tried to throw the first thing that came to hand at it. Emphasis on tried: His phone flashed, and strange energies twisted the universe to summon a red-skinned robed man in front of him. This string of events seemed to be more confusing to Colton than to the man he assumed was just teleported here or something. A headache started to form in the elder sergeant’s cranium. He needed a beer, to get the universe to make sense again.

“Hm? An evildoer attempting to run?” the bearded, robed summoned figure said, tilting his head slightly to the side as his gaze tracked the Pixie.

“Hah! NOT SO FAST!” he intoned, as a fireball leapt from the small sword in his hand towards the fleeing Pixie. Given the fireball was larger than the Pixie’s entire body, the results were eminently predicable. Meanwhile, the other summon knelt over Spoon.

“Master? Your state?” he growled. Somehow, ‘caring’ just felt unnatural from the fellow.

“That BITCH shot me in the FACE, so I don’t feel quite like roses and sunshine anymore.” Spoon spat back. The summon laughed heartily at the vigorous response, however Colton’s further view of the proceedings was obscured by a pair of robed shoulders. The elderly veteran looked up at where his summon gazed into his eyes.

“Are you unharmed?” he said.

“That I am. What-who…” Colton replied, his voice and reason failing him. The bearded summon smiled.

“I am called Lord Enma, Yanluo Wang or Yama, though I prefer the latter. Due to that program, I am now bound to you. Summon me in your time of need, and I shall see to your protection. For now, farewell.” he explained, and then vanished along with the other summon.

"What the hell was that?!" Spoon exclaimed as he finally got to his feet. Given the data available to Colton, as well as his extensive personal experience and wisdom, the sergeant could come to only one conclusion.

"... I have no bleedin’ idea Spoon."
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Just because I like to hear it from the horse's mouth: Is this dead?
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