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3 yrs ago
Current It ain’t easy being a bird parent ~
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3 yrs ago
@nooget bird: ‘you … CLIP the CLAWS ??? you sniP SNIP????? oooh jail !!! jail for you for 10000 years !!!!’
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3 yrs ago
Tried to write ‘ratbag’ in a post and accidentally wrote ‘rathag’. Please refer to me from this point forward as The Rathag
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4 yrs ago
Happy birthday to me! 🥳
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4 yrs ago
Forever thankful of the ability to look up words when wanting to write ‘perennial’ in a post and initially writing ‘perineal’ which is,,,,,,,a very different word
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Bio

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Welcome!
This is my bio, where you will find some information on me and what I like to roleplay. You will not find any recipes, nefarious schemes, or insecurities, even though I have a plethora of all those things - as well as a combination of some, like my recipe for homemade insecurity pie. Delicious, tangy insecurity pie.

Pies aside, I'm AllOurPrettySongs. That's a long username that holds absolutely no deep meaning to me, but is simply part of the chorus to a Nirvana song I was listening to when I created my account. You can call me Songs, or perhaps Pretty, because that's the easiest way for me to get a compliment. I don't like Piña Colada, or getting caught in the rain. As far as I can tell, I don't have half a brain. But then if I did, I probably wouldn't know. What I do like is music and movies; if you talk to me about old rock/alternative music, I will be your best friend forever, whether you want that or not. The same goes for movies. If you talk to me about eighties horror, stupid horror we can laugh about (sometimes the lines blur), psychological thrillers, or comedies (and most everything else that I can't be bothered to list), I will never leave your side.

So, roleplay. Why did I take so long to get to the main reason we're all here? Because I don't get to talk about myself a lot. It's my time to shine, dammit. Anyway, roleplay. What do I like? What don't I like? Well:

+ Slice of Life is my thing, and I RP exclusively MxM pairings. Does that mean I can't play other gender and sexuality side-characters? No. No, no. I can do that. No worries. It's just that my main will always be a homosexual male. Does Slice of Life mean that I want fluff all the time? That's another no, because it's unrealistic. There is sadness and conflict in life, as well as other unpleasant emotions and situations. But I don't want something that is really dreary and depressing, because I have my actual life for that. A different way of putting it would be that I enjoy realism, but a reality that could be found in a romantic movie. There's drama, there's conflict, but there's a big dose of sweetness, too. That is not to say I don’t enjoy a cliché or two you’d find in the movies.

What don't I like? How many more question marks can I get in this bio? Well:

+ Smutty RPs, or any RPs that involve smut. No touchy. Our characters can be in love and hold hands and and whatever it is couples do (shop for lawn gnomes together?), but anything other than that is a no-no.

+ Sci-fi. Don't like it, don't really understand it, can't get into it. I will not be partaking.
+ Medieval. Can't get into it and I'm not good at writing it.
+ Historical. Which is similar to Medieval, I suppose. Same reasons as to why I don't do it. It can be a bit of a grey area, however, as it depends on what you class as historical. I love modern settings, and I classify back to the twenties onwards as modern, but I guess it could be classified as historical? Kinda? Probably not really.

+ Fantasy. Again, another grey area. I'm fine with elements of fantasy, but just straight up fantasy is not for me. Same goes for horror. You want to set it in a terrifying place full of terrifying nightmares? Awesome, that sounds fun. But I want romance in there. How? I don't know. We can put our imagination craniums together and come up with something!

+ Along similar lines: Supernatural. Supernatural elements are fine (ghosts, vampires, werewolves, etc.), but there has to be that romance. Gotta get that romance, people. Just inject it directly into my vein.

What are my rules? Well:

+ As I said up above, I don't do smut. Sorry, my friends.
+ I only RP with people who are eighteen and over, as I fall into that bracket.

+ I write a minimum of four paragraphs. I can go many more if I am inspired and also not on my mobile. I'm sorry if that number fluctuates, but as I said, I'm sometimes on mobile and it’s uncomfortable to write so much. Plus, replies tend to look bigger than they actually are on mobile, so I might think that I've written more than I actually have if I don't look at the character count.

+ Please be able to write just as much as me! If you'd like to write more, then that's great. I would love to read your clever words.
+ Spelling and grammar. Everyone makes mistakes - I make them, you make them (probably?), we all make them. I'd just like it if you could keep the mistakes to a minimum, and I'll do just the same for you!

+ If you don't like the RP, please tell me. We can try and fix it! If you still don't like it, there's no hard feelings. I really hope that you find a plot you enjoy a lot more! Along the same lines, if you don't like how I write, that's okay. Sometimes styles don't mesh well. I'll wish you luck in finding someone who compliments your own writing better!

+ I'm frequently online but may not be able to reply every time I am. Aside from real life commitments, I'm not always in the mood to write, or may be without my muse for a while. I try to keep up the posting as much as I can, though! And I will tell you when I know that I'm going to be away for a long period.

+ OOC chat is fun, and I like it. If you don't really want to talk to me, that's okay, but I might be a bit sad about that. </3
Really though, I'd love it if we could be friends.

I think that's about it! Likely not, this bio will never be left as is. I am never satisfied.
But if you like what you see here now, why not send me a message and we could maybe roleplay? Or even just have a chat!

Most Recent Posts

Abaddon was beside the angel in a heartbeat, among the dancers in one moment, leaning against the bar and into her personal space in the next. Being this close made the invisible knife give a heated twist but he suppressed the feeling. He could deal with discomfort, especially if it meant the torment of an angel was the reward.

" As the world falls down,
Fallin', fallin',
As the world falls down.
"

"And the world is falling, isn't it, angel?" Abaddon murmured as he tapped the bar top with two fingers, signaling he wanted a shot of vodka from the bartender. The bartender stared at him for a few moments, feeling unsure, but soon complied. Abaddon sat down beside the woman and turned his gaze on her. "Have you come to watch the flames consume the failed work of your Father?"


ELLIOT shall be my maid of honor. As long as he's not without fabrics.

[I don't even know if the last post I did of this will show up. Sorry if it suddenly appears. The site is stuffing up for me.]
Whisket said
Awh geez, my knowledge is limited to speaking it and even then it's limited I never really learned it just picked up a good chunk of words I can comprehend the writing a bit because my Oma and Opa wrote in in heavily and I remember reading. I also picked up a few Indonesian words too and sometimes mix that up.
That's more impressive. I'm just learning by myself so I'm probably learning wrong. :P
I'm not fluent in 'Merican. I'll need a translator for that!

Shields, for our wedding, can we have Olan as the priest for our wedding?
Gonzo said
Sigh. Upside down again. I thought you meant 45 degrees Fahrenheit, so again, "da fuk" moment.I don't get snow. That's the price you pay for living in a place like California.
I need to put on the Aussie translator again, don't I. :P
Gonzo said
I forgot that everything was upside down where you guys live. For a minute there, I was like, "da fuk?"I'm doing pretty good. Finishing up my post and chilling.
Haha, yeah, while everyone else gets to play in snow, we're all up in here dying of heat and getting about two billion flies all over our bodies. It gets upwards of 45 goddamn degrees.
Gonzo said
Hey there Aussie! How goes it?
Not too bad, not too bad. Although it's hot as hell today. Well, not as hot as it's gonna be in December but still.

How you do?
Heyyy, Gonzo!
ShieldsOfWar said
..........The duel is off!!!!!! I'm calling it off because I couldn't dream of harming anyone that likes Olan Rogers.....will you marry me? Boy, girl, brain eating zombie....I don't care what you are lol; anyone who loves Olan's stuff is a soul mate of mine
Sweet, sweet Sunny D. The duel is definitely off! My Olan brethren.
Whisket said
Also damn I got dissed hard in Afrikaans.It was cool hearing Die Antwoord, because at first I thought they were speaking dutch which I know a little bit of because my mother is fluent and used it a lot growing up, they're pretty similar sounding too.
Damn straight.
Yeah, Afrikaans is an unusual mix of Dutch and German and probably a couple other things. So far I have learnt how to say/write:

My naam is ____. Ek het a papa, a ma en 'n suster. Ek sewentien. My suster is a mooi blum.

And I can have a short conversation:

Goeie môre, hoe is jy?
Gud dankie. En jy?
Gud dankie. Wat doen jy vandag?
Ek het werkle toe. En jy?
Ek het werk toe. Sien jy later.
Tootsiens. Lekker dag!

[I may have gotten some spelling wrong.]
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