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Current It ain’t easy being a bird parent ~
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Tried to write ‘ratbag’ in a post and accidentally wrote ‘rathag’. Please refer to me from this point forward as The Rathag
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Happy birthday to me! 🥳
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Forever thankful of the ability to look up words when wanting to write ‘perennial’ in a post and initially writing ‘perineal’ which is,,,,,,,a very different word
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Bio

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Welcome!
This is my bio, where you will find some information on me and what I like to roleplay. You will not find any recipes, nefarious schemes, or insecurities, even though I have a plethora of all those things - as well as a combination of some, like my recipe for homemade insecurity pie. Delicious, tangy insecurity pie.

Pies aside, I'm AllOurPrettySongs. That's a long username that holds absolutely no deep meaning to me, but is simply part of the chorus to a Nirvana song I was listening to when I created my account. You can call me Songs, or perhaps Pretty, because that's the easiest way for me to get a compliment. I don't like Piña Colada, or getting caught in the rain. As far as I can tell, I don't have half a brain. But then if I did, I probably wouldn't know. What I do like is music and movies; if you talk to me about old rock/alternative music, I will be your best friend forever, whether you want that or not. The same goes for movies. If you talk to me about eighties horror, stupid horror we can laugh about (sometimes the lines blur), psychological thrillers, or comedies (and most everything else that I can't be bothered to list), I will never leave your side.

So, roleplay. Why did I take so long to get to the main reason we're all here? Because I don't get to talk about myself a lot. It's my time to shine, dammit. Anyway, roleplay. What do I like? What don't I like? Well:

+ Slice of Life is my thing, and I RP exclusively MxM pairings. Does that mean I can't play other gender and sexuality side-characters? No. No, no. I can do that. No worries. It's just that my main will always be a homosexual male. Does Slice of Life mean that I want fluff all the time? That's another no, because it's unrealistic. There is sadness and conflict in life, as well as other unpleasant emotions and situations. But I don't want something that is really dreary and depressing, because I have my actual life for that. A different way of putting it would be that I enjoy realism, but a reality that could be found in a romantic movie. There's drama, there's conflict, but there's a big dose of sweetness, too. That is not to say I don’t enjoy a cliché or two you’d find in the movies.

What don't I like? How many more question marks can I get in this bio? Well:

+ Smutty RPs, or any RPs that involve smut. No touchy. Our characters can be in love and hold hands and and whatever it is couples do (shop for lawn gnomes together?), but anything other than that is a no-no.

+ Sci-fi. Don't like it, don't really understand it, can't get into it. I will not be partaking.
+ Medieval. Can't get into it and I'm not good at writing it.
+ Historical. Which is similar to Medieval, I suppose. Same reasons as to why I don't do it. It can be a bit of a grey area, however, as it depends on what you class as historical. I love modern settings, and I classify back to the twenties onwards as modern, but I guess it could be classified as historical? Kinda? Probably not really.

+ Fantasy. Again, another grey area. I'm fine with elements of fantasy, but just straight up fantasy is not for me. Same goes for horror. You want to set it in a terrifying place full of terrifying nightmares? Awesome, that sounds fun. But I want romance in there. How? I don't know. We can put our imagination craniums together and come up with something!

+ Along similar lines: Supernatural. Supernatural elements are fine (ghosts, vampires, werewolves, etc.), but there has to be that romance. Gotta get that romance, people. Just inject it directly into my vein.

What are my rules? Well:

+ As I said up above, I don't do smut. Sorry, my friends.
+ I only RP with people who are eighteen and over, as I fall into that bracket.

+ I write a minimum of four paragraphs. I can go many more if I am inspired and also not on my mobile. I'm sorry if that number fluctuates, but as I said, I'm sometimes on mobile and it’s uncomfortable to write so much. Plus, replies tend to look bigger than they actually are on mobile, so I might think that I've written more than I actually have if I don't look at the character count.

+ Please be able to write just as much as me! If you'd like to write more, then that's great. I would love to read your clever words.
+ Spelling and grammar. Everyone makes mistakes - I make them, you make them (probably?), we all make them. I'd just like it if you could keep the mistakes to a minimum, and I'll do just the same for you!

+ If you don't like the RP, please tell me. We can try and fix it! If you still don't like it, there's no hard feelings. I really hope that you find a plot you enjoy a lot more! Along the same lines, if you don't like how I write, that's okay. Sometimes styles don't mesh well. I'll wish you luck in finding someone who compliments your own writing better!

+ I'm frequently online but may not be able to reply every time I am. Aside from real life commitments, I'm not always in the mood to write, or may be without my muse for a while. I try to keep up the posting as much as I can, though! And I will tell you when I know that I'm going to be away for a long period.

+ OOC chat is fun, and I like it. If you don't really want to talk to me, that's okay, but I might be a bit sad about that. </3
Really though, I'd love it if we could be friends.

I think that's about it! Likely not, this bio will never be left as is. I am never satisfied.
But if you like what you see here now, why not send me a message and we could maybe roleplay? Or even just have a chat!

Most Recent Posts

Yolanda cringed each time the rock struck the glass of the window, the sound too loud. Breathing a sigh of relief as Mason completed his task, she glanced down at his right hand which was decorated with small cuts. She touched his hand briefly.

"You're bleeding," She murmured before turning her attention to the window before her. Stooping and picking up the bags she had dropped moments before, she stepped up and peered inside. It was ridiculously dark and a thick smell of dust and decay attacked her senses. Pushing through the feelings, she threw the bags through the window, hearing them drop heavily. Thankfully, it was only a short drop.

Yolanda glanced at Mason again for a few moments before she pressed her palms against the windowpane, hoisting herself upwards and awkwardly throwing a leg over the barrier. She didn't have much room to work with and, completely lacking in grace, she stumbled inside, tripping and falling into the darkness.

"Fok!" Yolanda exclaimed, slipping into her native tongue. "Dom bloedige venster! Christus!*"

[* "Fuck! Dumb bloody window! Christ!"]
Yolanda laughed as Mason toppled backwards, covering her mouth as the sound echoed more than she would have thought. It wasn't just that she was afraid of getting caught; she knew most avoided the old building and their were no guards posted.

But, in a strange way, she felt compelled to speak at a respectful near whisper, as if the asylum itself was a stern teacher who demanded quiet. She grimaced slightly, as if the thought pained her, before giving her friend a small smile as they stepped through the rusted gates.

"Now or never," Yolanda agreed as she turned and quickly picked up the bags behind her, having almost forgotten them. 'Focus', she snapped internally. Focus. Walking forwards, the asylum loomed up further, growing as they approached. The air felt almost tangible, as if it could be cut through with a blade. Heavy.

Yolanda, with more effort than had ever been necessary, continued walking until they reached the front entrance of the main building. Boards were nailed over it, signs screaming 'KEEP OUT' in a loud red adorned the boards, displaying the message in multiple different languages. It was sound advice.

Stepping up the three steps and onto the small cement landing, she saw how sturdy the boards were. They had clearly been placed recently. Cursing quietly, she turned and descended the stairs, frowning at Mason. "I think we'll have to break a window, hofnar."

Yolanda often referred to Mason as 'hofnar'. She hadn't revealed the meaning of the word to him, thinking it funny to watch him try and guess what it translated to. It was the Afrikaans word for 'jester', something she thought befitting because of his happy and joke filled disposition.
Accepted. We'll wait for a few more people before starting. (:
Yolanda nodded slowly, eyeing the man, still cautious. "I'm Yolanda." She introduced herself finally, resigning herself to the fact that he would find out sooner or later. She took another sip from the canteen before setting it aside, tapping her fingers lightly on the surface of the table. A nervous tic.
Yolanda arched her eyebrows as the male spoke to her, offering up different greetings. "I speak English," She said, neglecting to mention she alsp spoke Afrikaans. "Hello."

He was an unusual looking man, silver haired and gloved. She supposed she shouldn't judge, given her own appearance. She offered him a small smile; after all, she didn't know what his ability was and knew it better than to be rude to someone who could seriously injure her.
Yolanda looked up as a new inmate was brought in and sat down nearby. He seemed jittery and on edge, something he was admittedly entitled to in a place like this. As he dropped his fork suddenly, she peered at it; nothing appeared wrong.

Finishing her slice of watermelon, Yolanda opened the canteen of water and took a sip as she continued to watch the male. People watching had always been a favourite pass time of hers - and now there were much more interesting individuals to observe.
As long as there have been humans, there has been an almost frantic need to concur the world and its elements; its natural cycles. When it rained, snowed or beat down damaging rays of sunlight, humans built shelters, fashioned warm clothing and created instruments specifically to keep cool in sweltering heat.

Just as we evolved to concur, we evolved to evade when domination wasn't an option. Such was the case with the darkness. Nighttime has always been notorious and mysterious, having given birth to the richest of folktales and legends. Whether one believed in such stories or not was inconsequential: darkness had the ability to make the bravest humans cower, the strongest weak. The night had the ability to create monsters from our imaginations and tempt those with a more malevolent disposition.

We built blinding lights. Buzzing bulbs of electricity. Before that, the glowing embers of fire. The more we evolved, the more we seemed determined to stay out of the dark. Streetlights lined every road, multiple lights installed in homes and businesses and schools. Our phones, matches, torches and lighters would illuminate a dark situation, a portable light source that we could bring with us and create a false sense of security, as if we had actually outsmarted the dark.

The year was 2035 when it happened. It started out slowly, phones dying and not recharging, flashlights stuttering and sputtering before giving out all together, the occasional streetlight burning out. People would scowl and mutter about technology failing them, complaining of cheapness and faulty wiring and inept officials.

The days got shorter. Some complained of climate change and pollution. Some called it a simple natural occurrence. Some still ranted about the end of days, the dwindling light a sign from who or what ever they worshipped.

Then, all at once, everything stopped. The sun set and never rose. Electricity shorted out irreparably, flashlights and streetlights and light bulbs either died away quietly or exploded, plunging their environment into darkness. Batteries refused to recharge, light bulbs refused to work. Matches became more valuable than gold. There wasn't even the moon to provide small comfort in the blackened sky; there was no sun for it to reflect.

The world was as dark as the time it was born. Earth was plunged into anarchy as communication was no longer an option. Crime rates skyrocketed. Those with malevolent dispositions were seduced by what the perpetual darkness offered. Gangs were formed. Society crumbled as officals turned as violent as the people they were meant to control. The higher ups got ahold of night vision goggles and distributed them, though they are still in demand. There were no rules.

Now, in a world that knows only darkness, can humans truly find a way to concur that which they've tried to so many times before?
Hey, guys! So, this is my first ever time making a roleplay here. A while ago now, I posted this kind of concept in the Interest Check and only just now gathered the courage to post it after things were more fleshed out. As I stated in the Interest Check topic, I apologise if this kind of RP has been done before - I haven't seen it!

If I've made a mistake or anything, please let me know.

If the above was confusing, here is the simple PLOT SUMMARY:
In the year 2035, the sun disappears and all form of artifical light beyond fire has been wiped out. No one knows why. However, now that the world is dark 24/7, society has lost its collective marbles and gone all Mad Max. You guys seen that? Best movie.

Anyway! We are in a town in America called Gilston. There are gangs formed and the town - and the world - is now a violent cesspool. The citizens have night vision goggles and dwindling supplies of matches to navigate the night. You've got to survive and figure out how to adapt to such a world. Are you a gang member? If so, are you a violent psychopath who takes what you want or are you part of a group simply trying to survive? Who knows. Well, you do. You know since your character came from your brain box.

A FEW RULES:
I promise there aren't too many, I'm pretty easy going:

- This my property, ya hear? What I say goes, yeah? Seriously, though, this is my literary baby and I'd like it to become a beautiful literary adult who's good at sports and stuff. As I said, if you have any suggestions, by all means chuck me a message. But if I'm adamant about something, that's the way it's gonna be.

- No god-modding. If your character came from your cranium, then you can control them as you please. If they are not your brain child, do not control them! Nobody likes that.

- No OOC drama. Guys, we are all friends here. We're all here to have a good time and write. Please don't be rude to each other. IC drama is a-ok if whoever your character has a problem with is cool with that. Just be civil with one another.

- Post length. I love me some paragraphs. Please, no one liners. I'm no novelist and I'm nowhere near the level of some of the people on here, but a minimum of two paragraphs would be appreciated!

- No smut. I know, I know. "AllOurPrettySongs, don't be such a prude!" I can hear a couple people saying. But this my house and these are my rules. Don't be doing the do in this roleplay, please. Relationships are fine! You can have love interests and do them couple-y stuff like kissing and, I don't know, staring into each other's eyes. But if it's headed in a graphic direction, please move it to the PMs.

- This is a violent world. But let's not be overly graphic. Colourful language is welcome but likewise, let's not get graphic. On the violence front, don't kill each other. Nobody likes to be murdered (I'm guessing). If you and another player have decided to kill one another, that is effectively your resignation from this RP.

- If you're going to be absent, please notify me or I'll get worried and start posting 'Lost' signs around the neighborhood. I know there are pretty varied timezones on here, too.

- Have fun! This is a rule, so you have to. That's the law. But seriously, I really hope you have a good time in this roleplay and if you like the cut of my gib or whatever them old timers say, then don't be scared to message me. To chat or to RP in another environment or whatever.
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Character Sheet
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Appearance:
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Weapon(s) [if applicable & don't go nuts on the weapon level - no carrying around sub machine guns. Knives, small handguns, bats, etc. Are allowed. A maximum of three weapons at a time.]:
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ACCEPTED CHARACTERS:
Yolanda silently allowed herself to be led into the establishment, resigning herself to cooperation. It wasn't that she had so quickly given up, moreso that she simply didn't care at the moment. The facility was quite nice, when one got past its actual purpose.

Not particularly wanting to eat, she picked up a slice of watermelon and a canteen of water before being shown to her seat. She sat down opposite the man who had been in the van upon her arrival, who appeared quite hungry. Yolanda observed him for a moment before half heartedly nibbling on the watermelon in hand.
Alrightyyy. Whatever suits c:
Yolanda nodded and followed Mason's instructions, parking the car as she was directed. She turned the engine off and pulled the key from the ignition, pocketing it. Taking a moment to compose herself, she undid the seat belt and opened the door, stepping out into the chilled air. It seemed colder here but she shrugged it off, convincing herself it was only her imagination.

She opened the passenger door and removed the small duffel bags of supplies, slinging them on either shoulder. They were slightly heavier than she would have liked but she thought it much better to be over prepared than under. Closing the door with her hip as her hands supported the straps of the bags, she turned her attention to the iron gates before them.

Setting one bag down, Yolanda unzipped it and removed a pair of bolt cutters. "This is it." She murmured, more to herself than Mason. Moving over to the gates, she reached out and felt where the two gates met, soon finding thick chain.

"You're going to have to help me," She said in an almost begrudging tone; she didn't like to ask for help. "The chain is pretty sturdy."
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