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3 yrs ago
Current It ain’t easy being a bird parent ~
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3 yrs ago
@nooget bird: ‘you … CLIP the CLAWS ??? you sniP SNIP????? oooh jail !!! jail for you for 10000 years !!!!’
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3 yrs ago
Tried to write ‘ratbag’ in a post and accidentally wrote ‘rathag’. Please refer to me from this point forward as The Rathag
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4 yrs ago
Happy birthday to me! 🥳
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4 yrs ago
Forever thankful of the ability to look up words when wanting to write ‘perennial’ in a post and initially writing ‘perineal’ which is,,,,,,,a very different word
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Bio

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Welcome!
This is my bio, where you will find some information on me and what I like to roleplay. You will not find any recipes, nefarious schemes, or insecurities, even though I have a plethora of all those things - as well as a combination of some, like my recipe for homemade insecurity pie. Delicious, tangy insecurity pie.

Pies aside, I'm AllOurPrettySongs. That's a long username that holds absolutely no deep meaning to me, but is simply part of the chorus to a Nirvana song I was listening to when I created my account. You can call me Songs, or perhaps Pretty, because that's the easiest way for me to get a compliment. I don't like Piña Colada, or getting caught in the rain. As far as I can tell, I don't have half a brain. But then if I did, I probably wouldn't know. What I do like is music and movies; if you talk to me about old rock/alternative music, I will be your best friend forever, whether you want that or not. The same goes for movies. If you talk to me about eighties horror, stupid horror we can laugh about (sometimes the lines blur), psychological thrillers, or comedies (and most everything else that I can't be bothered to list), I will never leave your side.

So, roleplay. Why did I take so long to get to the main reason we're all here? Because I don't get to talk about myself a lot. It's my time to shine, dammit. Anyway, roleplay. What do I like? What don't I like? Well:

+ Slice of Life is my thing, and I RP exclusively MxM pairings. Does that mean I can't play other gender and sexuality side-characters? No. No, no. I can do that. No worries. It's just that my main will always be a homosexual male. Does Slice of Life mean that I want fluff all the time? That's another no, because it's unrealistic. There is sadness and conflict in life, as well as other unpleasant emotions and situations. But I don't want something that is really dreary and depressing, because I have my actual life for that. A different way of putting it would be that I enjoy realism, but a reality that could be found in a romantic movie. There's drama, there's conflict, but there's a big dose of sweetness, too. That is not to say I don’t enjoy a cliché or two you’d find in the movies.

What don't I like? How many more question marks can I get in this bio? Well:

+ Smutty RPs, or any RPs that involve smut. No touchy. Our characters can be in love and hold hands and and whatever it is couples do (shop for lawn gnomes together?), but anything other than that is a no-no.

+ Sci-fi. Don't like it, don't really understand it, can't get into it. I will not be partaking.
+ Medieval. Can't get into it and I'm not good at writing it.
+ Historical. Which is similar to Medieval, I suppose. Same reasons as to why I don't do it. It can be a bit of a grey area, however, as it depends on what you class as historical. I love modern settings, and I classify back to the twenties onwards as modern, but I guess it could be classified as historical? Kinda? Probably not really.

+ Fantasy. Again, another grey area. I'm fine with elements of fantasy, but just straight up fantasy is not for me. Same goes for horror. You want to set it in a terrifying place full of terrifying nightmares? Awesome, that sounds fun. But I want romance in there. How? I don't know. We can put our imagination craniums together and come up with something!

+ Along similar lines: Supernatural. Supernatural elements are fine (ghosts, vampires, werewolves, etc.), but there has to be that romance. Gotta get that romance, people. Just inject it directly into my vein.

What are my rules? Well:

+ As I said up above, I don't do smut. Sorry, my friends.
+ I only RP with people who are eighteen and over, as I fall into that bracket.

+ I write a minimum of four paragraphs. I can go many more if I am inspired and also not on my mobile. I'm sorry if that number fluctuates, but as I said, I'm sometimes on mobile and it’s uncomfortable to write so much. Plus, replies tend to look bigger than they actually are on mobile, so I might think that I've written more than I actually have if I don't look at the character count.

+ Please be able to write just as much as me! If you'd like to write more, then that's great. I would love to read your clever words.
+ Spelling and grammar. Everyone makes mistakes - I make them, you make them (probably?), we all make them. I'd just like it if you could keep the mistakes to a minimum, and I'll do just the same for you!

+ If you don't like the RP, please tell me. We can try and fix it! If you still don't like it, there's no hard feelings. I really hope that you find a plot you enjoy a lot more! Along the same lines, if you don't like how I write, that's okay. Sometimes styles don't mesh well. I'll wish you luck in finding someone who compliments your own writing better!

+ I'm frequently online but may not be able to reply every time I am. Aside from real life commitments, I'm not always in the mood to write, or may be without my muse for a while. I try to keep up the posting as much as I can, though! And I will tell you when I know that I'm going to be away for a long period.

+ OOC chat is fun, and I like it. If you don't really want to talk to me, that's okay, but I might be a bit sad about that. </3
Really though, I'd love it if we could be friends.

I think that's about it! Likely not, this bio will never be left as is. I am never satisfied.
But if you like what you see here now, why not send me a message and we could maybe roleplay? Or even just have a chat!

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I'd like to keep it going if anyone is interested in doing something with my character ?
Hey there, welcome to the Guild. (:
Sounds good to me!
Yolanda gave Mason a scowl before heading over to the door which lead into the reception area. She opened the door after a short struggle, muttering something about 'damned old hinges', and stepped inside.

Sweeping the light along the floor, she approached the small desk and opened the now rotting wooden drawers. There was nothing in the first couple besides dust and dead insects, but in the third was a folder. It was clearly old, the lettering faded and a musty smell emanating from the pages.

Yolanda set her torch on the surface of the desk and sat down before it, the old chair giving a groan of protest. Opening the folder, she almost jumped out of the chair when something slipped out. A photo. Just a photo. Gathering herself, she picked it up and inspected it. It was sepia toned and blurry, but a young woman could still be seen. She was pretty, dark haired and a smiling face.

Setting the photo aside, Yolanda put the files up closer to the light so that she might be able to read what had been written. Next to the small written word of 'name' were three words. Josephine Ann White. She glanced away from the pages and to her friend.

"I found a patient."
That's no good. If you want, you can definitely message me about anything. I know what it's like.
I am cool for any and all changes, @Boboclown89 (:
I'm still up for it, Yolanda is just in a conversation and I didn't want to take her out in case that was rude. >_<
Yolanda moved away from the reception area and headed towards the long corridor by them. She peered down it, following the stream of light. Turning back towards Mason, she leaned against the left wall of the hallway. She searched momentarily for the red light of the camera, soon finding it.

"It was a real thriving medical establishment for many years," Yolanda murmured. She realised that she'd have to speak louder to be heard on the camera and cleared her throat. "It was the number one place to send sick people, or people that others just wanted to forget. Back in those days, you could be admitted for anything. Most still held the belief that psychological disorders were caused by demons."

Yolanda chuckled a little at that, though it was an uneasy laugh. "The doctors here would try everything from an exorcism to a lobotomy to cure a person. It lead to a lot of deaths. Too many. There was also a story that one of the lead surgeons, Doctor Barrett, was a fan of experimentation. Bodily experimentation."

She looked pointedly at the camera. "But there's no proof of that."
That is a conundrum. I'd lend you my laptop, except we seem to have a small distance between us. That, and I don't own a laptop. :P
I think you should probably call an exorcist for that, damnnn
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