andromedene

I had a dream I was suddenly a father.

I keep having dreams where I'll have or adopt a child and everything is swell, but then halfway through I realize I am sixteen and am horrified because I can't provide for them AND I AM ONLY SIXTEEN. Who would let a sixteen year-old adopt a child.

Goldfish crackers and spam crossover fanfiction announcement

YOU HARDLY EVER EVEN POST UNLESS IT IS ABOUT BREAKFAST CEREAL.

My cat

My cats will shit on the floor if they don't like the type of litter I buy.

Woooooooah

Gorillaz may be coming back soon? Hopefully he isn't fucking with us.

Shiiiiiiiiit

My heart goes out to you.

So.

Kaga said
I still don't understand how a hug could result in a broken nose.Unless your nose is made out of cheap, hollow styrofoam it shouldn't have gotten broken that easily.

No, he like jumped up into my arms and then slammed his forehead down on my nose. Like really, really hard. Because he was excited I guess? I'm not sure. The details are a bit foggy because I was preoccupied by the crazy pain in my face.

Also, I've broken my nose a bunch of times so it probably doesn't function like a regular nose anymore.

So.

Dervish said
99% of hugs tend not to involve crippling facial trauma.

I am the 1%.

So.

Dervish said
Your little brother is a piece of shit.

He was hugging me I think.

Fml

I went out for dinner last night and the waiter kept pouring me wine and I kept giving it to other people when he wasn't looking.

Legal age in the states is 22, yeah? That seems silly. It's 18 here.

Fml

You have $1530 worth of fines?