somewhere in shanghai
"Where the hell is this place?" Lance asked himself while looking around after waking up in the middle of the crowded city "Captain,doesn't that wormhole look like a jawbreaker? we should check it out she says.It's fucking round, so it must be a Jawbreaker.The shittiest logic I have ever come across. Dumb bitch. When I get back she's going up for auction." Lance said shaking his fist in anger
."Where the hell is the rest of the crew? why the hell am I the only one here?, ah it doesn't matter, I'll just have to have a look around".
A bypasser bumps into Lance while he's monologing to himself. The stranger turns and shouts at Lance in a language unknown to him. Lance doesn't know why, but he feels insulted by what the man says even though he can't understand it.
In that instant Lance believed the man, no, the people around him needed to be taught a lesson. The man who had walked on, almost 10 meters away was now wondering why everyone around him was so much taller. He looked down and realized he was missing his legs. Before the stranger could scream Lance had come up behind him.
"You little shit. You dare disrespect me? Do you know who I am? fools like you need to be taught a lesson in manners. Maybe some refreshment will sweeten you up." On the side of Lance appeared a hose. Lance covered the mans nose and as the man struggled for breath opening his mouth,
Lance shoved the hose down his throat."How are you enjoying it? pretty sweet huh? you want more? I'll give you all you want" Lance shouted as he began to cackle.
The mans face had began to turn blue, even so, Lance didn't stop. He turned the pressure on the hose up even higher. After a few second purple fluid began to leak from the mans ears,nose and eyes. "3.2.1 aaaand there" Lance said letting the man go as he fell to the ground dead.
"That should be enough to last you through this life and the next. Now who else wants some?" The people around looked at the scene and continued about there daily lives as if it didn't happen.
Lance was befuddled. Normally when someone was killed in front of others the people freaked out and ran scared. "I think I might like this place" he said with a smirk.