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Deathsaurer said
Brainwave had been keeping a bit of a distance from the group with a hopefully upgraded cloaking system. He had intended for Rastun to play this part but he refused outright saying he didn't want to be a guinea pig. As the GM's began their assault it became clear the cloak wasn't as "upgraded" as he had hoped. "Okay, that obviously didn't work out as well as I had hoped."Shutting the device off he quickly ran to Megatron and Lance. The good news was the energy shields were working perfectly, the bad news is the volume of fire they were taking prevented retaliation as the shield was putting a sizable drain on their power supplies."Alright time to go."Megatron realizing what the Transtech was about to do quickly turned to him in alarm."Wait..." But it was to no avail because as he uttered the words they were transported to Rastun's location somewhere on the other side of the city."Oh, well, that didn't backfire at all. Nevermind."Brainwave glared at him briefly. "The only reason that mess in Carbombya was dangerous was because I set off the safety systems and didn't give the device an exit point. Aside from the cloaking device which I can't seem to get to work on them everything else I've tried has worked fine."Megatron scoffed at the statement. "Like the phasing tech you equipped to out blasters?""I may have overlooked energy shields being more problematic than armor when I designed them. Remember, I'm trying not to go too advanced. Don't want the kiddies playing with nukes they don't understand after all." Turning to Lance Brainwave asked him the most pressing question they all had on their minds. "I have one simple question for you, why is Sideways after you?"

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" I put the pedestrian in his place. He took offense to that. Such is the power of the words one as regal as I commands. Fortunately for him I hadn't the time to dispose of him. Quite a tragedy really as his mere existence threatens all that is elegant and of class." Lance spoke with a sly grin the whole time, almost as if boasting

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Deathsaurer said
As Megatron summoned his upgraded sword to deal with his current attacker a bright flash of light came from the direction of the loud mouthed human. The GM that was charging him was sent flying and severely damaged when it landed. Everyone stopped for a moment to look at the smug jackass as he muttered something about interrupting his tea time. Everyone was at a loss as to what exactly happened."Alright, what the hell is going on here?"

Looking back at his confused decepticon compatriot, lance turned and gave him a smirk while elegantly raising his cup of tea to his lips,pinky extended showing off the ice on his finger and said "shit happens"

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Deathsaurer said
Megatron's eyes went wide and he quickly turned to check for an ambush. Not seeing anything in the immediate area he turned back to the loud mouthed human."He wanted us to run into each other for some reason. I have no idea what he is planning but whatever it is it's a trap for the both of us. It may be in our best interests to... work together."

Seeing the current predicament the two were in Lanc decided to act quickly.

"Alright whoever you are, your stinky friend there is becoming an eyesore but it appears to me you aren't exactly on good terms, The enemy of my enemy is also my enemy, but if I teamed up with you we can get rid of this nuisance together" he said smirking

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Lance's anger piqued for a moment, but seeing the transformer trying to act dignified amused him slightly.

"Yes I did. One of yours I presume? That miserable pile of filth could take a lesson from you. Even if you're both a strain on the eyes" He smirked as he continued. "Hurry up and get that filth out of my city, knowing he's running irks me to no end."

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Deathsaurer said
Megatron rounded the corner just in time to see two women of questionable employ being gunned down."Oh great, this is just what I need today." At that moment a horrifying thought occurred to him. "Sideways you bastard..."Transforming to intimidate the human Megatron sought to confirm his suspicions not paying his current emotional state any heed. "You, insect, have you had any odd run ins with a talking motorcycle?"

Lance gave the transformer a sideways glance. "Insect? do you have any idea of who you're talking to you superfluous pile of bolts? I've conquered dozens of galaxies and you dare to believe yourself capable of addressing me as Insect?"

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Deathsaurer said
Unknown to his new pursuers Sideways had been tailing this "Lance" idiot as he set up a new branch to his drug ring in Shanghai. He had decided kicking the moron into the gummy bears wasn't humiliating enough and wanted to really piss him off before he was done. Lance, being the special person that he is, wasted no time pissing off the local mafia with his... original attitude. In short this entire situation was a goldmine for entertainment. Having scoped out the seaport warehouse Lance was storing his "product" in Sideways teleported in to destroy it wondering how long it would take the 2 groups to figure out someone was messing with them both. Opening fire he leveled the building then transformed and rode off making sure as many people as possible saw him as he stormed out of the port."And now the fun begins."

One of the storage facilities Lance had setup around Shanghai, the seaport warehouse, having been ganked sent him into a rage, "Who would dare take a stand against me? 80% of the drug trade and trafficking in this city already belongs to me!! What fool would try and declare war now?" he said rubbing his chin. "Hmm, perhaps it was some young upstart?! No one else would try and fuck with me at this juncture. Except Zhou Kang. Why didnt I see this before, only he would even have the muscle to put a dent in my operation. Maybe I should send him a message" Lance said to himself smirking.

"Boss, who are you talking to?" muttered one of his new subjugated thugs. The others quickly moved out of the way." Guys what wron-" before the goon could finish his sentence he turned to see Lances eyes glowing red with rage. Before he uttered another sound he was a stain on the wall. The only thing left of him were his shins, the tops of which were smoldering.

"Do I have to repeat myself?" The goons all shouted "no sir!" in unison, They scattered in preparation for an attack on the rival drug lord

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Guy of Z said
Sideways's noted his advice had no effect on the arrogant Fructose swigging druglord.Taking action Sideways casually kicked Lance into a vendor selling sugarless gummy bears and transformed."That's what happens when you piss on Sideways's parade smartass!" The riderless bike shouted while riding away.

Picking himself, Lance immediately regained his composure dusting himself off. Looking at the ground where he had been thrown he noticed the gummy bears scattered around the ground. They looked sweet. He decided to pick one up and try it. It was the worst mistake of his life. In his rage, Lance picked up the vending machine and tossed it in a random direction

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Guy of Z said
"Pfft Seriously moron? I can still fucking see you!" Sideways said.

"Oh, you aren't complete junk after all.But you're still ugly and that just won't do. Could you do me a favor and just disappear yourself then? I really don't want to waste any more time on you" He said continuing to sip his drink

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Guy of Z said
Suddenly the Motorcycle changed shape into a giant robot in response to these insults."Who the fuck are you calling primitive you sugar saturated fleshsack?!" it shouted back while readying a weapon. It was Sideways, Herald of Unicron and denizen of planet X. And he was not amused with this diabetic ass raining on his vacation.

"Ugh" Lance said spitting out his drink in disgust. "You have got to be the ugliest thing I've run into in my travels. Your mother must have been awfully disappointed when she gave birth to you. I'm guessing she never attended any of your parent teacher conferences or picked you up from school? I know I wouldn't want to claim anything as ugly as you.And that barbaric weapon, Tell me fool are you planning to cut my grass? or cut down some trees?" Lance stopped his insults in the middle with a startled look on his face. He looked back at the transformers and asked him "Perhaps you couldn't find any work? is that why you're trying to mug me? I know this place called Shanghai doesn't have many trees around. pffffft ahahahahahahahaha, isn't this pathetic? the fool probably lost his job and now he's trying to take my belongings? That's rich. Tell you what, since I'm feeling sorry about your desperate situation, I'll let you keep your life for today, but don't ever show your ugly face in front of me again"

Using the eye of Balor Lance proceeds to seemingly vanish into thin air leaving no trace of himself behind

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Guy of Z said
As Lance continued to walk he came across a parking space, there was a motorcycle with no owner in sight and keys still in the ignition.

Looking at the Motocycle he was filled with disgust. "Primitive machine. It doesn't even have a cup holder. It doesn't even look like it can fly. What kind of vehicle can't fly? all of these peasants strolling around on the ground like the trash they are. I don't even feel like walking anymore". Lance held up a cup in the air and out of thin air a hose appeared filling his cup. Extending his pinky he sipped from the cup." No class trash." He began to levitate holding his cup in his hand and drinking away. He took one last look at the vehicle before smirking and continuing on about his business.