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4 yrs ago

Current Time to spin a web in the corner while nobody's looking...

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5 yrs ago

Was Arachne vain and full of hubris? Or was she a triumphant prodigy sneering in the face of divine tyrants?

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5 yrs ago

There's a magic spider on the wind he spins a web for you, and if you wish upon a spider all your wishes will all come true...

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6 yrs ago

A spider's life can't help being something of a mess, with all this trapping and eating flies.

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6 yrs ago

We are children. We say "forever". Then. When we grow up more, and more. Often we say "never".

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Arachnid0


Character Summary

Name: Arachnid Zero
Aliases: The Zeroth Arachnid, Arach Zero, A0, Absolute Spider, Spidez, Spiderdude, Sir Webalot, Kumo, Mugai No Kumo
Age: Approximately 30 of your human years. 
Birthday: I don't know for certain. At a guess from my personality, probably sometime during the Flyer's Moon. 
Ethnicity: Brown Recluse
Location: A cold place with too much winter, and never enough sunlight. I wish I could sneak onto a plain and go somewhere nicer. But humans are too prone to try and squish me. 
Gender: Male
Major/Minor: Making Webs/Producing Venom
Occupation: Weaver
Languages: English
Current Bio Theme: Spiderlike
Years Rping: Many, on and off
Preferred Rp Section: TBA. Maybe Casual. Not sure, though. 
Rp Level: Casual-ish
Dedication Level: So far, so good. 
Biggest Rp Pet Peeve: Not enough GMs making roleplays that allow for spiderlike characters. 
Teach New Rpers Or Coach New GM's: Neither. I am a mere Padawan Learner of a Harch, and it's a crazy galaxy out there. 
Appearance

Height: Itsy bitsy. 
Weight: Kind of round
Build: Aranean
Eyes: Black
Hair: Blondish Brown 
Skin Tone: Exoskeleton
Tattoos/Scars/Piercings: If I had skin I would probably get tattoos. But I don't know what I would get. Maybe a picture of a human...
Personal Style: Solar Vibes
Psychology

Creative * Busy * Passionate * Easily Bored * Open-minded * Timid

Sexuality: I experience attractions to the female ones.
Relationship Status: Single. 
Personality: Friendly and goofy most of the time. I try to be outgoing and adventurous but can be limited by a natural shyness that just kind of creeps up on me. 
Habits: Forgetting to use commas. Making odd attempts at humor just to see if they work. Sitting in the center of a web, meditating. 
Hobbies: I am interested in human art, science, and philosophy. I have also found some old machines that let you play through not real scenarios. I like them. 
Fears: Being squished. Being eaten. Being exterminated. Violence from Arachnophobes. The search for meaning in existence being revealed to be wholly futile, and life itself being revealed to be one amazingly complex accident, unrel8ted to any greater purpose. 
Dislikes: Injustice. Mean people. Ignorance, and the promotion of it as a good thing. 
Cards On The Table

Rp's Currently Gming:  None yet
Rp's Currently Enjoying: Waiting for something juicy to land in my web.
Other Places Of Interest:My Introduction
Favorite Posts: None yet
Upcoming Works: Characters, Interest Check in 1X1, Perhaps more later.
History

What Brings You To Role Player Guild: I am here to embark upon an epic and many-legged journey to wield fang, and web in pursuit of honor, and glory, and to become a true hero!
Life Before You Came To Role Player Guild: Consisted mostly of making webs.
Life Since You Came To Role Player Guild: Consists of a lot more posting on the web. 
Extras

Quotes or Sayings: Wait for the sun to come out, then climb up the spout again. 
Theme Song:Inside
Advice To The World: Do not be afraid of spiders. We do not wish any harm upon you giants. And if given the chance, many of us could become good friends to you.
Anything Else: Not at the moment... 



I think Spider-Man has been a double edged sword in the human awareness of my kin, to be quite honest. On the one hand the character is a general triumph over willful arachnophobia. On the other hand, the comic still perpetuates negative stereotypes about spiders to it's readership. Especially the stereotype that we would bite humans without provocation. Why, it's hardly the case. As if we would waste a valuable resource like venom when one of the giants wasn't actively threatening us. Why, it's preposterous, I tell you! Absolutely preposterous. I'll have you know that human doctors are no arachnologists, so they can't be expected accurately identify a bite. And furthermore in the vast majority of reported spider bites, no one actually saw the spider! It's blind prejudice, pure and simple.

[center][img]https://i.postimg.cc/FKw7pz5P/IMG-05052020-060803-640-x-417-pixel.jpg[/img][/center] [hider=My CS] [hr][hr][center][img]https://i.postimg.cc/Y9tfRvz6/IMG-05052020-060528-640-x-479-pixel.jpg[/img][/center] [hr][hr][h1][b][i][color=gold][center]Arachnid0[/center][/color][/i][/b][/h1] [center][img]https://slm-assets.secondlife.com/assets/1295285/lightbox/16a169f017e4e3deb6941c9dbab25f27.jpg[/img][/center] [hr][hr][h3][b][i][color=yellow][center]Character Summary[/center][/color][/i][/b][/h3] [b][color=khaki]Name:[/color][/b] Arachnid Zero [b][color=lightyellow]Aliases:[/color][/b] The Zeroth Arachnid, Arach Zero, A0, Absolute Spider, Spidez, Spiderdude, Sir Webalot, Kumo, Mugai No Kumo [b][color=palegoldenrod]Age:[/color][/b] Approximately 30 of your human years. [b][color=lightgoldenrodyellow]Birthday:[/color][/b] I don't know for certain. At a guess from my personality, probably sometime during the Flyer's Moon. [b][color=khaki]Ethnicity:[/color][/b] Brown Recluse [b][color=lightyellow]Location:[/color][/b] A cold place with too much winter, and never enough sunlight. I wish I could sneak onto a plain and go somewhere nicer. But humans are too prone to try and squish me. [b][color=palegoldenrod]Gender:[/color][/b] Male [b][color=lightgoldenrodyellow]Major/Minor:[/color][/b] Making Webs/Producing Venom [b][color=khaki]Occupation:[/color][/b] Weaver [b][color=lightyellow]Languages:[/color][/b] English [b][color=palegoldenrod]Current Bio Theme:[/color][/b] Spiderlike [color=lightgoldenrodyellow][b]Years Rping:[/b][/color] Many, on and off [color=khaki][b]Preferred Rp Section:[/b][/color] TBA. Maybe Casual. Not sure, though. [color=lightyellow][b]Rp Level:[/b][/color] Casual-ish [color=palegoldenrod][b]Dedication Level:[/b][/color] So far, so good. [color=lightgoldenrodyellow][b]Biggest Rp Pet Peeve:[/b][/color] Not enough GMs making roleplays that allow for spiderlike characters. [color=khaki][b]Teach New Rpers Or Coach New GM's:[/b][/color] Neither. I am a mere Padawan Learner of a Harch, and it's a crazy galaxy out there. [hr][hr][center][img]https://static.greatbigcanvas.com/images/singlecanvas_thick_none/jrl-group/brown-recluse-loxosceles-reclusa-violin-spider,2276687.jpg?mw=540&mh=500&max=540[/img][/center][hr][hr][h3][b][i][color=gold][center]Appearance[/center][/color][/i][/b][/h3] [b][color=khaki]Height:[/color][/b] Itsy bitsy. [b][color=lightyellow]Weight:[/color][/b] Kind of round [b][color=palegoldenrod]Build:[/color][/b] Aranean [b][color=lightgoldenrodyellow]Eyes:[/color][/b] Black [b][color=khaki]Hair:[/color][/b] Blondish Brown [b][color=lightyellow]Skin Tone:[/color][/b] Exoskeleton [b][color=palegoldenrod]Tattoos/Scars/Piercings:[/color][/b] If I had skin I would probably get tattoos. But I don't know what I would get. Maybe a picture of a human... [b][color=lightgoldenrodyellow]Personal Style:[/color][/b] Solar Vibes [hr][hr][center][img]https://66.media.tumblr.com/3497d97e7524bda3b2f69c063675d693/tumblr_o6278lIAyP1uonki4o1_640.png[/img][/center][hr][hr][h3][b][i][color=yellow][center]Psychology[/center][/color][/i][/b][/h3] [i][color=6ecff6][center][color=39b54a]Creative[/color] * [color=ed1c24]Busy[/color] * [color=39b54a]Passionate[/color] * [color=ed1c24]Easily Bored[/color] * [color=39b54a]Open-minded[/color] * [color=ed1c24]Timid[/color][/center][/color][/i] [b][color=khaki]Sexuality:[/color][/b] I experience attractions to the female ones. [b][color=lightyellow]Relationship Status:[/color][/b] Single. [b][color=palegoldenrod]Personality:[/color][/b] Friendly and goofy most of the time. I try to be outgoing and adventurous but can be limited by a natural shyness that just kind of creeps up on me. [b][color=lightgoldenrodyellow]Habits:[/color][/b] Forgetting to use commas. Making odd attempts at humor just to see if they work. Sitting in the center of a web, meditating. [b][color=khaki]Hobbies:[/color][/b] I am interested in human art, science, and philosophy. I have also found some old machines that let you play through not real scenarios. I like them. [b][color=lightyellow]Fears:[/color][/b] Being squished. Being eaten. Being exterminated. Violence from Arachnophobes. The search for meaning in existence being revealed to be wholly futile, and life itself being revealed to be one amazingly complex accident, unrel8ted to any greater purpose. [b][color=palegoldenrod]Dislikes:[/color][/b] Injustice. Mean people. Ignorance, and the promotion of it as a good thing. [hr][hr][center][img]http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=373350&type=card[/img][/center][hr][hr][h3][b][i][color=gold][center]Cards On The Table[/center][/color][/i][/b][/h3] [b][color=khaki]Rp's Currently Gming:[/color][/b] None yet [b][color=lightyellow]Rp's Currently Enjoying:[/color][/b] Waiting for something juicy to land in my web. [b][color=palegoldenrod]Other Places Of Interest:[/color][/b] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/172118-hi-there-good-folks-of-the-guild/ooc]My Introduction[/url] [b][color=lightgoldenrodyellow]Favorite Posts:[/color][/b] None yet [b][color=khaki]Upcoming Works:[/color][/b] Characters, Interest Check in 1X1, Perhaps more later. [hr][hr][center][img]https://i.postimg.cc/NjkjvLwC/IMG-05052020-055550-640-x-360-pixel.jpg[/img][/center][hr][hr][h3][b][i][color=yellow][center]History[/center][/color][/i][/b][/h3] [b][color=khaki]What Brings You To Role Player Guild:[/color][/b] I am here to embark upon an epic and many-legged journey to wield fang, and web in pursuit of honor, and glory, and to become a true hero! [b][color=lightyellow]Life Before You Came To Role Player Guild:[/color][/b] Consisted mostly of making webs. [b][color=palegoldenrod]Life Since You Came To Role Player Guild:[/color][/b] Consists of a lot more posting on the web. [hr][hr][center][img]https://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/8/6/5/2/7/1/webimg/704537867_tp.jpg[/img][/center][hr][hr][h3][b][i][color=gold][center]Extras[/center][/color][/i][/b][/h3] [b][color=khaki]Quotes or Sayings:[/color][/b] Wait for the sun to come out, then climb up the spout again. [b][color=lightyellow]Theme Song:[/color][/b] [url=https://youtu.be/sEKyqUde89A]Inside[/url] [b][color=palegoldenrod]Advice To The World:[/color][/b] Do not be afraid of spiders. We do not wish any harm upon you giants. And if given the chance, many of us could become good friends to you. [b][color=lightgoldenrodyellow]Anything Else:[/color][/b] Not at the moment... [hr][hr][center][img]https://motaen.com/upload/wallpapers/2011/05/16/09/02/25629/mota_ru_1051601-preview.jpg[/img][/center][hr][hr] [center][img]https://i.postimg.cc/XJmsNj0t/IMG-05052020-055416-472-x-480-pixel.jpg[/img][/center][hr][hr] [center][img]https://i.postimg.cc/QVZMgTps/IMG-05052020-060726-640-x-423-pixel.jpg[/img][/center][/hider] [hider=Journal Entry 16/5/2020: Some Thoughts About Spider-Man] I think Spider-Man has been a double edged sword in the human awareness of my kin, to be quite honest. On the one hand the character is a general triumph over willful arachnophobia. On the other hand, the comic still perpetuates negative stereotypes about spiders to it's readership. Especially the stereotype that we would bite humans without provocation. Why, it's hardly the case. As if we would waste a valuable resource like venom when one of the giants wasn't actively threatening us. Why, it's preposterous, I tell you! Absolutely preposterous. I'll have you know that human doctors are no arachnologists, so they can't be expected accurately identify a bite. And furthermore in the vast majority of reported spider bites, no one actually saw the spider! It's blind prejudice, pure and simple. [/hider]

<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://i.postimg.cc/FKw7pz5P/IMG-05052020-060803-640-x-417-pixel.jpg" /></div><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="My CS">My CS [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://i.postimg.cc/Y9tfRvz6/IMG-05052020-060528-640-x-479-pixel.jpg" /></div><br><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-h1"><span class="bb-b"><span class="bb-i"><font color="gold"><div class="bb-center">Arachnid0</div></font></span></span></div> <br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://slm-assets.secondlife.com/assets/1295285/lightbox/16a169f017e4e3deb6941c9dbab25f27.jpg" /></div> <br><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-b"><span class="bb-i"><font color="yellow"><div class="bb-center">Character Summary</div></font></span></span></div> <br><span class="bb-b"><font color="khaki">Name:</font></span> Arachnid Zero<br><span class="bb-b"><font color="lightyellow">Aliases:</font></span> The Zeroth Arachnid, Arach Zero, A0, Absolute Spider, Spidez, Spiderdude, Sir Webalot, Kumo, Mugai No Kumo<br><span class="bb-b"><font color="palegoldenrod">Age:</font></span> Approximately 30 of your human years. <br><span class="bb-b"><font color="lightgoldenrodyellow">Birthday:</font></span> I don't know for certain. At a guess from my personality, probably sometime during the Flyer's Moon. <br><span class="bb-b"><font color="khaki">Ethnicity:</font></span> Brown Recluse<br><span class="bb-b"><font color="lightyellow">Location:</font></span> A cold place with too much winter, and never enough sunlight. I wish I could sneak onto a plain and go somewhere nicer. But humans are too prone to try and squish me. <br><span class="bb-b"><font color="palegoldenrod">Gender:</font></span> Male<br><span class="bb-b"><font color="lightgoldenrodyellow">Major/Minor:</font></span> Making Webs/Producing Venom<br><span class="bb-b"><font color="khaki">Occupation:</font></span> Weaver<br><span class="bb-b"><font color="lightyellow">Languages:</font></span> English<br><span class="bb-b"><font color="palegoldenrod">Current Bio Theme:</font></span> Spiderlike<br><font color="lightgoldenrodyellow"><span class="bb-b">Years Rping:</span></font> Many, on and off<br><font color="khaki"><span class="bb-b">Preferred Rp Section:</span></font> TBA. Maybe Casual. Not sure, though. <br><font color="lightyellow"><span class="bb-b">Rp Level:</span></font> Casual-ish<br><font color="palegoldenrod"><span class="bb-b">Dedication Level:</span></font> So far, so good. <br><font color="lightgoldenrodyellow"><span class="bb-b">Biggest Rp Pet Peeve:</span></font> Not enough GMs making roleplays that allow for spiderlike characters. <br><font color="khaki"><span class="bb-b">Teach New Rpers Or Coach New GM's:</span></font> Neither. I am a mere Padawan Learner of a Harch, and it's a crazy galaxy out there. <br><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://static.greatbigcanvas.com/images/singlecanvas_thick_none/jrl-group/brown-recluse-loxosceles-reclusa-violin-spider,2276687.jpg?mw=540&mh=500&max=540" /></div><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-b"><span class="bb-i"><font color="gold"><div class="bb-center">Appearance</div></font></span></span></div> <br><span class="bb-b"><font color="khaki">Height:</font></span> Itsy bitsy. <br><span class="bb-b"><font color="lightyellow">Weight:</font></span> Kind of round<br><span class="bb-b"><font color="palegoldenrod">Build:</font></span> Aranean<br><span class="bb-b"><font color="lightgoldenrodyellow">Eyes:</font></span> Black<br><span class="bb-b"><font color="khaki">Hair:</font></span> Blondish Brown <br><span class="bb-b"><font color="lightyellow">Skin Tone:</font></span> Exoskeleton<br><span class="bb-b"><font color="palegoldenrod">Tattoos/Scars/Piercings:</font></span> If I had skin I would probably get tattoos. But I don't know what I would get. Maybe a picture of a human...<br><span class="bb-b"><font color="lightgoldenrodyellow">Personal Style:</font></span> Solar Vibes<br><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/3497d97e7524bda3b2f69c063675d693/tumblr_o6278lIAyP1uonki4o1_640.png" /></div><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-b"><span class="bb-i"><font color="yellow"><div class="bb-center">Psychology</div></font></span></span></div> <br><span class="bb-i"><font color="#6ecff6"><div class="bb-center"><font color="#39b54a">Creative</font> * <font color="#ed1c24">Busy</font> * <font color="#39b54a">Passionate</font> * <font color="#ed1c24">Easily Bored</font> * <font color="#39b54a">Open-minded</font> * <font color="#ed1c24">Timid</font></div></font></span> <br><span class="bb-b"><font color="khaki">Sexuality:</font></span> I experience attractions to the female ones.<br><span class="bb-b"><font color="lightyellow">Relationship Status:</font></span> Single. <br><span class="bb-b"><font color="palegoldenrod">Personality:</font></span> Friendly and goofy most of the time. I try to be outgoing and adventurous but can be limited by a natural shyness that just kind of creeps up on me. <br><span class="bb-b"><font color="lightgoldenrodyellow">Habits:</font></span> Forgetting to use commas. Making odd attempts at humor just to see if they work. Sitting in the center of a web, meditating. <br><span class="bb-b"><font color="khaki">Hobbies:</font></span> I am interested in human art, science, and philosophy. I have also found some old machines that let you play through not real scenarios. I like them. <br><span class="bb-b"><font color="lightyellow">Fears:</font></span> Being squished. Being eaten. Being exterminated. Violence from Arachnophobes. The search for meaning in existence being revealed to be wholly futile, and life itself being revealed to be one amazingly complex accident, unrel8ted to any greater purpose. <br><span class="bb-b"><font color="palegoldenrod">Dislikes:</font></span> Injustice. Mean people. Ignorance, and the promotion of it as a good thing. <br><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=373350&type=card" /></div><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-b"><span class="bb-i"><font color="gold"><div class="bb-center">Cards On The Table</div></font></span></span></div> <br><span class="bb-b"><font color="khaki">Rp's Currently Gming:</font></span> None yet<br><span class="bb-b"><font color="lightyellow">Rp's Currently Enjoying:</font></span> Waiting for something juicy to land in my web.<br><span class="bb-b"><font color="palegoldenrod">Other Places Of Interest:</font></span> <a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/172118-hi-there-good-folks-of-the-guild/ooc">My Introduction</a><br><span class="bb-b"><font color="lightgoldenrodyellow">Favorite Posts:</font></span> None yet<br><span class="bb-b"><font color="khaki">Upcoming Works:</font></span> Characters, Interest Check in 1X1, Perhaps more later.<br><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://i.postimg.cc/NjkjvLwC/IMG-05052020-055550-640-x-360-pixel.jpg" /></div><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-b"><span class="bb-i"><font color="yellow"><div class="bb-center">History</div></font></span></span></div> <br><span class="bb-b"><font color="khaki">What Brings You To Role Player Guild:</font></span> I am here to embark upon an epic and many-legged journey to wield fang, and web in pursuit of honor, and glory, and to become a true hero!<br><span class="bb-b"><font color="lightyellow">Life Before You Came To Role Player Guild:</font></span> Consisted mostly of making webs.<br><span class="bb-b"><font color="palegoldenrod">Life Since You Came To Role Player Guild:</font></span> Consists of a lot more posting on the web. <br><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/8/6/5/2/7/1/webimg/704537867_tp.jpg" /></div><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-b"><span class="bb-i"><font color="gold"><div class="bb-center">Extras</div></font></span></span></div> <br><span class="bb-b"><font color="khaki">Quotes or Sayings:</font></span> Wait for the sun to come out, then climb up the spout again. <br><span class="bb-b"><font color="lightyellow">Theme Song:</font></span> <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="https://youtu.be/sEKyqUde89A">Inside</a><br><span class="bb-b"><font color="palegoldenrod">Advice To The World:</font></span> Do not be afraid of spiders. We do not wish any harm upon you giants. And if given the chance, many of us could become good friends to you.<br><span class="bb-b"><font color="lightgoldenrodyellow">Anything Else:</font></span> Not at the moment... <br><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://motaen.com/upload/wallpapers/2011/05/16/09/02/25629/mota_ru_1051601-preview.jpg" /></div><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://i.postimg.cc/XJmsNj0t/IMG-05052020-055416-472-x-480-pixel.jpg" /></div><hr class="bb-hr"><hr class="bb-hr"> <br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://i.postimg.cc/QVZMgTps/IMG-05052020-060726-640-x-423-pixel.jpg" /></div></div></div><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Journal Entry 16/5/2020: Some Thoughts About Spider-Man">Journal Entry 16/5/2020: Some Thoughts About Spider-Man [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I think Spider-Man has been a double edged sword in the human awareness of my kin, to be quite honest. On the one hand the character is a general triumph over willful arachnophobia. On the other hand, the comic still perpetuates negative stereotypes about spiders to it's readership. Especially the stereotype that we would bite humans without provocation. Why, it's hardly the case. As if we would waste a valuable resource like venom when one of the giants wasn't actively threatening us. Why, it's preposterous, I tell you! Absolutely preposterous. I'll have you know that human doctors are no arachnologists, so they can't be expected accurately identify a bite. And furthermore in the vast majority of reported spider bites, no one actually saw the spider! It's blind prejudice, pure and simple.</div></div></div>

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