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Well, it's supposed to lead to Alpha Centauri, but my IDIOT COLLEAGUE-
*Points to a spot of freshly-dug earth*
*Sighs and calms down*
-Went and broke it. And then shut it off, thinking he could usurp my spot after I was trapped. My faithful wife here-
*Points to Katerina*
-Took care of him and stole the code to reactivate it. Still, it was two years away from my family, my work, and my home.
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But before I can get any further into that, I will need your name. Be truthful, else I will get my darling Alexandria to... compel you.
I'm sorry to hear that, truly. But I suspect that your attachment to it means you've found something grand on the other side, in some form or fashion?
*Crosses my arms*
But of course, proper introductions. Call me Leon.