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Oh yeah. But I kind of just take it at this point. The people who make those jokes, it’s a novelty to them even if it’s lost its luster for me. So they can have it.


That takes some otherworldly patience. Credit to you.
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It’s well beyond the idea of originality for me at this point. The number of machine-jokes hurled my way, let me tell you.


You get it. And without putting any effort into it.
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*Tilts my head*
Oh. Is that a hot-button topic for you?


No, you're fine. You'll just need to be clever to come up with one that's new to me.
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Careful. Don’t turn that water into steam.


*Winces without otherwise changing my expression and drops the idea*
You and Rhoan may be more similar than I thought.
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Also a mild joke. I have no expectations for talking to work, and that would put more people in danger than necessary.


I'm curious now! How that could work...
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Maybe with all of your diplomatic powers combined, you could talk King out of being evil.


*Looks up, giving the idea serious thought*
I guess we could... we would have to... Mmmm, difficult. Not impossible, but killing him is probably faster.
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That’s, well, absolutely fair. Still, all that means is just that you’re not the absolute most prodigious.
*Laughs*
That’s far from bad.


*Flashes a full-width smile at the thought*
Yeah, I work with an incredible team. They deserve the props they get.
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*Smirks amusedly*
The not-best liar in a room full of people all good at it by trade, huh?


We have some good liars. But thinking on your feet in a totally unfamiliar place can be hard.
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*Chuckles*
Not so much the social ineptitude, though?


*Grins*
You know, I'm not our best liar. So I think I understand even that a little bit.
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I like to think so. I don’t take it that a lot of that is super relatable, huh?


No, actually I think I understand completely. Maybe not the sheer awe of it, but learning something completely foreign and new.
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