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Yeah... today has just felt off. Badly so. All the normal annoying bits of my job feel way bigger.


What do you mean "off"?
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Yeah... today has just felt off. Badly so. All the normal annoying bits of my job feel way bigger.


Off? Off how?
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If only. There was also this smelly old fat guy who kept getting way too close when looking at our schedule. Isis, I could smell his breath. I thought I was going to pass out.


You've... had worse days than that. What's really going on?
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For starters, every time I went head-down to get something done, someone else decided they needed to talk to me. Basically killed my productivity.


Is... that all?
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Isis. Just—


Okay, sorry sorry. What made your day so horrifically bad?
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I do. So ask me about it.


I don't know if that's how it wo—
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You're not even going to ask what happened?


I figured you wanted to get your mind off of it.
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Some old dude nearly made me quit. So annoying.
*Stretches my arms out to either side of my bed*


Ooh, well uh, glad your day's over?
Ugh... What an awful day.


Bad day at work?
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*Steps over onto the half with Faering as it goes, panting*


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*Cranes my neck to look across both halves*
That may... Look ou—


*Both halves collapse, smashing into each other and imploding with both of you at the center*
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