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*the recliner leans and kicks up automatically as I lean back on it*


*Between bites*
You know—
*Swallows*
I was thinking about going vegetarian. What do you think?
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Just pepp

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Don’t have to believe me, Arty. But that is what I am dealing with. With most machines and buildings I can easily grasp the mechanics and what is wrong with it. As long as it’s made of metal, of course. And I tried to do contract jobs involving that cause you’d think having an upper hand like mine would allo for the contracted work to finish early!
*slumps down on a recliner*
No! They are just greedy bums!


*Squees and rushes over to grab a slice, crashing in one of Artemis' orange beanbags*
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*nods*

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When I do manual labor work most of the places I go to either freak out about my abilities or that I do “too good” of work.


*Fist pumps*
Awesome! What kind did you get??
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It’s hard to find a stable job here for some reason.
*sets the boxes down and finishes my slice*
At least for me.


Is... uh... is that pizza for us too?
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*opens the door with a couple of large boxes of pizza and a slice in my mouth*


*Stares, hopeful*
That's—
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*Laughs*
Never change, Isis.


Speaking of, have you seen Avis?
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That would at least be an improvement.


Hey, wait a second!
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Here’s the thing: if you ever notice anything weird—shadows or somebody following us—you need to let me know right away, okay? It could be life or death.


Now I'm going to be paranoid all the time.
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That—
*Pinches the bridge of my nose for a few seconds and then smiles*
You know Isis, sometimes you have your own special way of making people feel better.


I'll take that!
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