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I’m half tempted to come back and do it myself later, local ordinances be darned.


*Broken in scattered pieces and welded to a virtual stone pillar within the server, flattens my hand against the ground in attempts to pull myself away from the digital prison and toward the data flow*
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I—was... also... joking.


Uh huh.

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Think about what? Robbing a bank. Nah, I was amusing myself by pushing Arty cause she was prepared.


I’m not even convinced.
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I’m just kidding. If I really wanted to rob a bank it would’ve been done a long time ago.


Hold on, you’re like three levels deep into kidding right now. What do you actually think?
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Ew.


What do you mean ”ew”??
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Hold on…

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Okay okay, but what would you do if we did?


I would probably report you like any decent person should.
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So are we doing this or not?


We're not!

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Like what?


Literally anything with a price tag.
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Well not important things, yeah. That’d be bad. It’s just currency.


That you can use to buy important things.

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I wouldn't. Avis would.


*Groans*
That's called being an accomplice.
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Insurance would take care of their losses.


You can't just steal things, Avis!
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I never said that it was bad?


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Yeah she can, especially me since I have the full capability to do it.


What?? It is bad! And you're crazy!!
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I met a bank employee, they were having a bad day, and, you know, we worked something out.
*Crosses my arms and hops back into the teddy bear*
I don't see why it's such a big deal...


You can't just rob a bank!
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