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*I roll my eyes and sigh.*
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Well, my specialty is whatever the mortal imagination can think of, so French Fries it is!
*I snap and a plate of perfect French Fries with an assortment of condiments to the side appears in the center of the table.*
Excellent—
*Smiles and dips a fry in ranch*
Thank you, my friend.