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Someone told me today that they wanted me to give them daddy's cummies. I'm not a guy, nor am I their daddy. Wat do
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7 yrs ago
UPDATE TO SPAGHETTI STORY: I managed to clean up all the spaghetti with a spare laptop case, thus securing the spaghetti for further pocket dwelling.
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7 yrs ago
That moment when you trip on some stairs and all the spaghetti falls out of your pockets and everyone is laughing and I-
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7 yrs ago
How much you want to bet woodchucks actually CAN'T chuck wood, and are secretly angry that the tongue twister exists? I bet they are plotting our downfall as I type this :)