Awson

Critical thinking challenge.

I'd go home.

@VarionusNW

Fail. Wasted your time and money. And you wanted to see the show, didn't you?

Critical thinking challenge.

You're at an outdoor concert. You eventually make your way to the restrooms. The button on your jeans snaps off and falls into the toilet. Your pants were a little loose to begin with and you have no belt. You have a general admission ticket for the grass. Everyone is standing. You're wearing a regular pair of jeans, regular t-shirt, and a regular pair of shoes. It looks like you're going to have to hold your pants up for a few hours. How would you try to fix this problem?

>inb4 "take off pants."

Things that people have said to you.

I guess I should have spelled out that the point was to not be specific.

That's alright.

Does anyone else want a full remaster of Mass Effect?

Aside from the usual stuff (new graphics), I've always wanted something else. I want them to change all of the games so that they play similarly to each other.

ME is a game you want to go back and replay because of the continued game save, but it's just so jarring to go back to the first one after playing 2 and 3. Add some features, take away some features -- whatever, just make them play together better.

MCR

Gross.

Things that people have said to you.

I can't. It's too intense.

Yeah, I don't know what that was.

You're undervaluing yourself.

What do you want to eat?

Grab that for me.

This one or that one?

What?

What do you wanna do?

Hi!

Good morning!

Love you.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What do you think?

No.

Just do it.

I like your shirt.

Have a nice day.

I don't think that's a good idea.

It's up to you.

Would you like any sauce?

Later.

She didn't even tell you, did she?

Can I borrow some money?

Sorry.

Was that really your first kiss?

Did you pee the bed?

Can I see your ID?

You shouldn't need any help with that.

Not now.

Don't ever talk to me again.

I think you're funny.

Is Pepsi okay?

Are you okay?

I haven't seen that.

Get online.

You don't need to go to sleep yet.

My turn?

What's porn?

Wake up.

You fucker.

I haven't talked to you in forever.

It was nice meeting you.

What music do you like?

Smart ass.

Trenton?

Don't talk to me like that.

That's all?

You're a smart kid.

Thanks.

Do you have any gum?

These are yours.

I would have done it if you asked.

Want a hit?

I don't think so.

You should have said something.

Poophead.

What's up?

You're alright.

What do you want from me?

Excuse me.

Would you hit that?

Fag.

What is it?

You look way young.

Bye.

No collaboration. No prose.

Before I begin
I insist you listen

There's a couple of things I need to say
So that your first impression of my thought turns out okay

Well it all started with my conceiving
Hold on, why are you leaving?

No collaboration. No prose.

The thunderstorm in your mind
Breaks apart into nothing
Their memories say you're kind
Reduced to such a simple thing

MCR

one of their not good albums

@Fabricant451

DISSENTING OPINION ALERT

WEEWHOOWEEWHOOWEEWHOOWEEWHOO

MCR

I thought everyone renounced their MCR days.