1. u wot m8?
2. Don't you mock me i sware
3. well since you assumed that I knew what you were talking about in #1, and just decided I was a musical virtuoso in #2, I'm inclined to say yeah you damn well should jerk
1. Best thing from gifts?
2. What's the most racist thing a relative has said this holiday season?
3. How fucked up are you right now?