Neam: WildTurtel
Nick Neam: The Turdster
Gender: Unidentified
Age: Unknown ;)
Class: I'm a Fuckin Navy seal
Rank: Da best
Armour: Crafted in the finest scrap metal in the ghetto. Molded after years of pain staking labor with the finest hobo craftsmen: Jim Boberson. It is capable of stopping a small child's punch, and the bites of small chihuahuas.
Weapons:
- Pipe Shotgun(12 Gauge 16 rounds)
- Rusty Shovel"Rusty The Shovel"
- Its...Its a thing, that... Hey Jim what'd it do? Oh yeah it fires like tubes out of the two tubes at the front and when those fire tubes hit a thing it goes "KABBBBBOOOOOMMMM" (3 Fire tubes)
Equipment:
- 3 wool blanket(s)
- 1 Shopping cart(s)
- 2 lbs Aluminum can(s)
- 1 color blind cat(s) "Chester"
- 1 Portable gas stove(s)
- 1 set of Winter clothe(s) (Dirty)
- 3 Dented can of bean(s)
- 1 Half Jar of Chrisco(s)
- 1 Jappeneese Dirty mag(s)
- 1 Stained Crusty Rag(s)
Personalty:
- Case #00AA217
- New Alexandria Psych Ward
- Patient exhibits schizophrenic and hallucinogenic tendencies.
- Keeps mostly to himself, but seems to have multiple conversations in his mind.
- Minds the other patients and doesn't seem to instigate fights
- Rambles times about the "War" talking about "Rob and Jim"
- Incident #015
- A Ward of the State had bad mouthed the armed forces, patient at first asked politely for the man to stop, however after further provocation lashed out at the man, exhibiting high skill in melee combat and utilized a nearby cane like a baton.
- We have sent world to a nearby Military Outpost for information on the man.
Hisoty:
I'm a FOOKIN NAVEY SEAL. Me and my bois stuck dem down in duh war. This one time Jim just stabbed a bitch in da face with his spleen. Then he went crazy and thought i was a watermelon inside a watermelon and I had to make him feel good if ya know what I mean. (sexual intercourse) Some people ask me "why did you leave da FUCKIN NAVEY SEALS" and i tells thems i says cause the food was shitty and they tell me not to drop teh soap (I still don't understands what they meants) And they told me that "the Turdster" was crazy but he aints, they sent him to some loony bidness IN ALEXADRIA WORLD (WORLD WORLD WORLD) Some daed dudes started rising and slapped my titty and called me sally ;~;
so i hit them with my pipe shotgun and shot them with my rusty shovel. when tehre was too many i ran and passed the fuck out
Quote: Ummmmm it way not seem like it be but it do :D