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In Over 9 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
{ R e n a u l t }


“Merely unopposed?” One hand splayed across his chest, the other extended with a dramatic flourish, Renault was the picture of mock affront. “You wound me, really, you do!” Heaving a melodramatic, sigh, he shook his head. Whoever claimed acting is the fool’s weak attempt at a strong defense, he decided, is a filthy, filthy liar! His hands clasped together with an audible clap, and, donning his best impression of a winsome smile, he said, “Ah, well! I do love a good mid-day stroll - nothing like a brisk jog to lessen rejection’s brutal sting, hmm?” Shoulders loose, posture casual, inviting - friendly, but not excessively so. Just enough to maintain the illusion of warmth and general concern for his wounded classmate. (Though, try as he might, he couldn’t suppress the sarcasm saturating his sentiments. Really, it was that imbecile’s own fault - loudly declaring a wish to resign in a military academy? Clearly, the wisdom was bountiful in this one.)

Considering the instructors seemed the sort to shatter one’s skull on an impulse, expecting that to serve as a suitable punishment, it wasn’t much of a stretch to assume they’d encourage student-to-student combat somewhere down the road. May as well size up the competition, see what I’m up against, I suppose! Actual sparring was the best preparation for combat, yes, but sometimes, a little bit of observation and reconnaissance granted one the upper hand.

(Besides, he had an entire lunch period to fritter away, and sampling the local cuisine was always a bit of a gamble. He quite liked having his tongue intact.)

“So!” He dropped his hands to his sides, hooking his thumbs into his pockets, rocking idly on the balls of his feet. “Whatever shall we discuss? The infirmary’s a dreadfully long ways off, and I’d hate to bore you!” He arched an eyebrow, gaze shimmering with mischief, wide grin turning positively impish. I won’t question your motives - not yet! That’d just be rude, and only a fool lays out his entire hand all at once. His gaze roved the group, scanning for a potential source of commentary. The goth-in-training - Kiara, he believed - he’d save for later - wait until there was less of a crowd. No sense in ruffling more feathers than strictly necessary. Heckling the girl cowering on the group’s fringes (Bits? An odd name, but certainly intriguing) seemed needlessly cruel, and the lump of flesh barely constituting a person was bleeding so profusely Renault sincerely doubted he’d notice any taunts. That left . . .

“Say, Sparky,” Renault chirped, tone light, innocuous, “pardon me for prying, but I couldn’t help but notice what interesting hair you have!” Not a single root in sight! How meticulous, thought Renault. “Do enlighten me - why the blue?”

The latest arrival - the newest recruit, Renault mused, if they were sticking to the RPG theme - descended on the scene with a wild, abrupt swiftness. No sooner had he merged with their ranks, lack of invitation be damned, than he began interjecting with all kinds of opinions. Expectantly, it almost seemed. Hey, that’s really presumptuous, you know? I say, what a rude little man! Smile now somewhat strained, Renault gave the newcomer a brief scan. Why, we had the same idea! Ha! I ought to file a plagiarism charge. He arched an eyebrow, serving the boy a steady, unwavering stare.

“Oh, are we picking our classes? Ah, how wonderful! Let’s see - " I see what you’re doing, you’re sizing up the competition - my, my, I may just have a rival! How thrilling! “ - I do think I’d have to pick the life of the daring, glamorous rogue! Since you’re a barbarian, we’ve got to round out this little entourage somehow, hmm?”

There was always the chance Renault had misconstrued the newcomer’s intentions. There was always the chance this entire blasted class consisted of nothing more than idealistic children, content to spin tall tales and dream about foes vanquished.

But in the event that he was right? That this boy might prove a competent challenge?

His grin widened. Wouldn’t that be something?




{ E l l i o t }


"You will either live long enough to go insane and lose whatever sense of self you have", the instructor had said, "or die in battle."

Inspirational stuff, that. Not exactly the sort of memories one wanted floating through their mind during the brief moment of respite a lunch break offered, and yet Elliot couldn’t manage to shake the thought. She couldn’t shake a lot of things, really. In fact, the only part of her doing any serious shaking were her hands, and that was - that was only because she was annoyed! Honest!

So why were her hands trembling?

Her fingers gripped the fork so tightly it seared her knuckles white (considering how white she was normally, it was kind of a neat trick), and, letting out a disgusted scoff (it was shaky, her breath was shuddering and her lips quivering) she let it drop. It clattered to the table with a dull series of clinks. Wow, good job, asshat, crooned a wry, lilting voice in the back of her mind, way to fall for a bunch of stupid, cheap tricks! How d’you get out of bed in the morning knowing you’re the most worthless, pathetic scumbag this disgusting crapsack universe has ever shat out?

Her brow furrowed, and her lips curved down into a frown. Her fingers curled inwards, hand balling into a fist. The motion did little to settle them, as they were still wracked with the occasional tremor, but the feeling of her nails digging little divots into her palm was comforting, almost. Like she could physically fend off the uncertainty with a solid blow, childish as it felt. Besides, she was an alchemist, wasn’t she? Weren’t alchemists supposed to be brave and unflinching? Burdened with the strength of their resolve, drawing upon determination in their time of need, all that cliched crap? And fighting was brave, right? People got hurt all the time, risked their lives, and if you willingly started a scrap, that meant you weren’t a coward.

I’m not afraid of some stupid words. Swallowing a sigh, just in case some pathetic little whimper tried to make a surreptitious escape alongside it, Elliot finally relaxed her hands. Bluh, all that whining killed my appetite. Least part of me’s good at killing, I guess. Bracing her palms on the table, Elliot made to rise and discard her mostly-uneaten food, and then, in a stunning display of inconsideration, some redhead slid into the seat directly across from her, effectively blocking her in. A bold gesture - very assertive, kind of like this girl thought the sun shone out her own ass.

"I'm Maeve. Couldn't help but notice you sitting here and decided to come visit, after all, our instructor did say to get to know some of our peers better and I don't believe we've ever spoken to each other. So how do you feel about this entire 'you're about to become hounds of AMRO' thing? Nervous? Excited? An odd mix of the two?”

Heaving a resigned sigh, because this was apparently her life now, Elliot slumped back into her seat, automatically folding her arms across her chest. “First off, who in the seven realms of fresh hell are you?” she grumbled, because like hell this chick had just “decided to visit”. “The inquisition, or something? Aw, hell - don’t tell me this is some bullshit psych evaluation!” Her grumble dropped into a slightly frantic hiss, because oh, shit, they knew, how did they know, could they read mi - oh. Wait. Peers. Maeve had said “peers”. Okay, time out for the idiot. The idiot gets a time out, and shuts up for a second. That’s you, she told herself, face dusted red with an odd mix of embarrassment and aggravation. “Uh, I mean - yeah.”

WOW. I am BLOWN AWAY by your linguistic prowess. Catch me as I swoon, snickered an incessant, nagging voice in the back of her mind.

Fuck off, she told it. “I’d be stupid not to be. Excited, I mean - I get to tear shit up, knock a few heads together, all that fun stuff.”

Well, at least she’d managed to get out a sentence, disjointed as it was. That counted as a victory, right?
In Over 9 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
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Oh, Baku I recreated something for you, dearie...heh...

Just to give you another taste of what it was like. Was a wee joke back in the day...



Siblings . . . ? And here I was so sure this wasn't a Game of Thrones role play.
In Over 9 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Hmm.. that's a good point, @shylarah

It just reminds me of that time we went to AMRO's headquarters in Beijing, and tangled with Oriental asylums with rich snobbish families with rich snobbish histories. .... had a little tournament.

It got bad. So bad.

Then a few ... special people... dropped in unannounced in the middle of it all, and it got worse... aannnnnd.... okay I better stop talking now before Xodus hurts me. :x


Man, what even happened in this role play's previous incarnation? Sounds like a wild ride.
In Over 9 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@xodus

Speaking of character concepts, I have an idea for a recurring pseudo-villain I'd like to run by you at one point. Is that all right? Or would you rather we leave the antagonists to you?
In Over 9 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
...I feel like the only person who knew what an invigilator was before it was mentioned in this roleplay. I thought it was a relatively common term, but I guess not. D:


It's basically an alternate word for "proctor" or "supervisor", right?
In Over 9 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@Rtron

This reminded me of Maeve, for some reason.
In Over 9 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
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Elliot is in the cafeteria isn't she?

HMmmmmm.


That she is, hehe.
In Over 9 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@bakugou I love your new team name! Suits them a lot. :P Also, don't worry about total length as long as you reached 400 words, it's all good.


Elliot's part alone was roughly 400, so I wasn't worried about not meeting the requirement - I just feel bad for skimping, haha.

Their new team name is great. I'm so proud of myself for coming up with it, you have no idea.
In Over 9 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Posted. I love Renault's selective hearing - he hears what he wants to and twists what he doesn't. (Mine's a bit short - future posts will probably be longer.)
In Over 9 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
{ E l l i o t }


The art of duplicity, of deception, of pulling the wool so tightly over one's eyes they'd never see the light of truth again, was one that required the utmost delicacy. One simple slip-up, one careless underestimation, one brazen outburst - all of these could transform from a harmless mistake to the executioner's axe in seconds. Even the dull, predictable blade of reality could cleave a web of prevarication in half, no matter how intricately woven its defenses - no matter how masterful its weaver.

Originally, Elliot had thought the instructor little more than a delusional, senile old crackpot whose head was lodged so far up his ass he’d never see the light of truth again.

Then, she’d witnessed him stand idly by as some poor fuck’s head was mashed into the door, shoved through the splintering hole caused by the aforementioned headgrinding, and then probably crushed to bloody pieces as the ground rushed up to wrap him in its cold, unforgiving embrace, and now, uncertainty was laying down its roots. This had been preceded by a lengthy, helpful lecture that could be summed up in three points:

1. You’re not human. Don’t get so uppity, you filthy mutt.

2. You’re going to die or go mad, and if it’s the latter, you die by our hand.

3. Breathe the wrong way and we’ll wrench your heads from your shoulders with our bare hands.


Must be a real fucking kicker at parties. Leaning back in her chair, slumping just enough to tilt it, arms folded securely across her chest, Elliot tipped her head backwards, staring at the ceiling with a somewhat concerning mix of distress and disinterest plastered across her face. Dude’s a fucking maniac, that’s for sure. What kind of monster drones on and on about inhumanity and insanity for an hour and a half, then busts out the creepy mating-ritual victory dance as soon as some idiot goes out the window? A sigh spilled from her lips, and as the philosopher drew the lesson to a surprisingly anticlimactic close, dismissing the class, her lips curved into a frown. Don’t like it. No one’s naturally that indifferent.

Ever the fan of getting the last word, Elliot heaved one final sigh, rose from her seat, and departed for the cafeteria. No sense in loitering, especially considering the instructor was an absolute maniac.

Shuddering, she quickened her pace.




{ R e n a u l t }


All things considered, this academy certainly had a poor business model. Really, it was quite disheartening! After dutifully pretending to listen to maintain some pretense of politeness, oughtn’t Renault at least be rewarded with the opportunity to ask a few questions after the lecture’s conclusion? At the very least, engage the professor - who, given the title, was surely a fellow purveyor of knowledge - in a truly riveting debate?
Seeing as the instructor was still wholly immersed in turning interpretive celebratory dance into an aggressive art form, that seemed . . . unlikely.

Why, I’m appalled! A caustic grin lazily unfurled across his lips, eyes alight with sardonic glee. His conversational topics went where all of his (questionably) good ideas went to die - his tongue. So very, very insulted!

Had that fellow claimed one’s loss of humanity was subjective, depending on the individual in question, Renault might have agreed. He might even have offered a round of applause - were he feeling particularly enlightened, perhaps he might have orchestrated a standing ovation. Instead, he’d claimed corruption was progressive, humanity was something that would deteriorate in time, and that both of these were inevitable, applicable to every single person in this room. I say, the only thing deteriorating around here are the standards of education. Why, I’d wager not a single person here will go mad in the end! Hoisting himself out of his seat, he paused to stretch. Sitting motionless for such the better part of an hour had that way of leaving one dreadfully stiff. It’s impossible to lose your humanity if you’ve none to begin with! The girl who’d barely restrained fits of laughter upon watching the brutal beatdown of a peer. The pale, scrawny brat that had glared up at the ceiling, bored as bored could be. Did the instructor really think anyone callous enough to ignore another’s suffering would go mad after seeing the horrors of war?

”Pardon me, Mr. Joux, but shouldn’t you add that despite being disposable assets sent on murder missions, doomed to die or go insane, what we’re doing is helping the world? We’re hounds, released to hunt down and eliminate those who abuse the power they have or those who have gone insane with it. Corpse by corpse, we’re making the world a better place for humanity, right? Just a thought.”

I appear to have been mistaken. Renault paused mid-stretch, extended arm cradled in the crook of the other. Well, well, what a surprise! I suppose our dear educator was right, after all! Garbed in black from head to toe, looking quite like one of Death’s most efficient reapers - this young lady certainly didn’t seem the sort to spout such morbid optimism. But, if there were one thing Renault chose to pride himself on, it was his auditory perception. How very interesting! An altruist, hidden in the ranks!

Rolling his shoulders one final time, ensuring they were sufficiently limber, Renault scampered over to the girl and her companions, a bright, cheerful smile affixed to his face. “Ah! Embarking on an adventure, are we?” he chirped, sparing the quartet - including the wounded wimp supported by two of the others - a nod of greeting. “Room in the war party for another?”
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