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6 mos ago
Current HEY Y'ALL WE NEED JUST TWO MORE PLAYERS TO GET THIS GOING!! roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
7 mos ago
Blazzit 4:20
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7 mos ago
I find the fact that it tells you that you have no friends to be even more hilarious. That note on my sidebar is the reason I will never friend anyone here. It must remain as it is.
7 mos ago
Passing out in the middle of an online class that started at 5am 🫠
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8 mos ago
@Lucid Dreaming Oh no, no jokes, you must choose. What. Are we having. For dinner.
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[a misty valley of cascading waters and towering trees, dark clouds roll like a sea overhead, thunder rumbles lowly and wind rustles through the needles of the evergreen branches─goats screaming in the distance and a shadow emerges from the billowing mists]

Heya hiya, my name's Audley! Y'can call me Auds, or even just Goatif that suits ya! M'pronouns are they/their, he/his, ne/nir, and thon/thons; if y'have any questions regarding any of 'em n' how they work, please don't be afraid t'ask, m'always happy t'teach!

M'jus' a lil' amalgamation of a hundred or so goats all clumped together in a mothman onesie; y'never really know which goat you're gonna get until it screams at ya!

I like art and movies and anime and games about solving crime and horror mysteries through stolen phones (I'm looking at you, Elmwood Trail), I also enjoy life sims and dating sims and like to watch horror and thriller movies and series.

I like my cocoa spicy with a little bit of the sauce if you know what I mean and my sugar milk with coffee. Pork chops and applesauce or hit the highway, and lactose intolerance is just a reason to love dairy all the more.

Most Recent Posts

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Anselm Knochenmas the First

First


"Living a life which is no longer yours is a dangerous thing."


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Rein Marius Knochenmas

Rei-Rei, The Smoking Reaper


"I'm not here to please you."


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Emmerich Marcellus Knochenmas

Emme, The Snake King, King of the Serpents, The Fallen King, Pup


"A leader does not just command. True leadership takes care and compassion."




Watching the scene unfold, Milo couldn't help but sit in awe as he watched his friends wield what could only be described as magic. From Gray with his shadow wall, to Conner with his blast of water, it was like something straight out of a movie, and he cheered with each display of power, laughing excitedly all the while. The freaky moth had mentioned that he had some kind of wind power, but what did that actually entail? Before he could think long on it, however, the weird ass dolphin was calling over to him. He jumped at the sudden attention for the creature, staring over with wide eyes. At the implication of the attack being his fault though, he frowned, and carefully got to his...well...wheels?

"Hey!" he snapped a little, "I may be the only one of us who will happily jump into a puddle of unknown liquid in the wash," yes, he had done that, and yes, he had ended up in the hospital with a serious infection from the contaminated water, "BUT!" he held up a finger, "I am NOT a monster, and I would NEVER, hear me, NYEHVAH! touch a baby animal. Totally disregarding upsetting the mama bear," he gestured then at the angry beast, "You're likely to make the parents of the baby reject it! And that's just fucking cruel on the parents' part, like, what the hell?! That's your baby!" with that, Milo threw his hands in the air, nearly knocking himself off balance and having to right himself before he finished with, "So what if it smells a little funky? It's still yours!"

Nearby, Vlinderbelle cleared her throat lightly and gently said, "Mayhaps we could save this little opus for after you've dealt with this creature?" Just as before, she remained out of sight from Milo, speaking from behind him where he hopefully wouldn't freak out again.

Milo shivered at the bug's voice, but pushed away the lingering image of the moth and instead gave a nod, "Yeah, yeah," he said, "Fight the crazy star bear first, then argue with the egotistic floating dolphin, sounds good."

With that, he took a cautious stride forward, wondering exactly how well the rollerblades would, well, roll. This wasn't a sidewalk or the glossy flooring of a roller rink. This was grass for fuck's sake! Wheels and grass usually didn't mesh well. Even so, as he pushed forward, the blades of the skates glided smoothly, and, with a rush of wind, he was off, racing at the bear at a speed he had only reached once while riding his bike down the steepest hill in town. Turning sharply, he shot his arms out toward the ursa major, and just as he'd hoped, just as he'd felt would happen, a blast of cutting wind shot at the beast, and he let out a triumphant 'whoop' as he continued skating in a figure-eight, "Fuck yeah!" he cheered and laughed again, "I'm like the motherfucking Avatar! With skates!"


Kousuke gave no reaction to the creature escaping his hold the way that it did, having honestly half-expected it to do such even from the moment he grabbed it. They wondered, though, for a moment, if the rabbit had done so in response to his expectation, or if it had a mind of its own. If the rabbit were speaking true, and it really was part of his psyche, then he suspected that he had willed the creature to act in such a way. However, if it was part of this hellish dreamscape, he wondered if it really was purely just an inner demon, or if there was something more to the so-called demon. Through their thinking, Kousuke took note of the illusion of glass in front of them, separating them from what lay ahead, the rabbit included.

Lights of every hue pulled at the corners of their vision, closing in before drawing away in perfect rhythm with the world's beating heart. Ebbing and flowing in sync with the whispers as they returned at full force, now holding an almost musical element that Kousuke hadn't noticed before. It was like a grand choir, standing on a stage before a crowd left absolutely awestruck. Angelic, but darker. Perhaps that was where the theme of demons came in?

The colors danced like a brilliant light show and by that point, Kousuke wasn't even sure if it was his usual weirdness or a characteristic of the strange world. It was brighter and fiercer than any instance of the strange phenomenon he'd ever had before, as though the colors themselves were being fueled by the power thrumming in the air.



Stepping after the rabbit, Kousuke lifted his hand, slowly, cautiously, gently reaching out to the window before him, looking to set his hand on the glass, but just like a mirage floating over the desert sands, the barrier moved as he did, staying ahead of him no matter how many steps he took forward, ever out of reach. Their pace quickened as they kept after the ethereal creature, determined to stay with it as it led him through the labyrinth, though determined even more to reach the glass ahead of him.

The creature's voice was joined by others in perfect harmony, the words causing a surge in his vision that was almost blinding, and just like that, the strange window cracked. It was small at first, nothing but a tiny chip, barely seen against the darkness, but it quickly grew, a chaotic yet somehow orderly pattern racing across his vision, and with that, Kousuke pushed forward, throwing himself at the pane of glass that hung before him.

"THEN LET IT SHATTER!" he yelled out in response, no longer letting his fear of the uncertain hold him back.

Alright! Here she be!!


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