Barioth

My thoughts on life.

Wayne said
Sweltering with exquisite beauty unknown to those but the goddess Aphrodite herself.

Good. You have truly captured the core essence of flabooby sex.

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Wayne said
Azarthes somehow managed to crawl out of his mother's womb 3 weeks after conception, and is now an international drug dealer with investments in 2 world-class casinos in Macau and the nation of El Salvador.

Also he's a necrophile with a particular fetish for corpses with no arms. A mindless sociopath.

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Azarthes said
Jane dyingThen his asshole friend gave him to some neo nazis

The End.

GG. Who's next.

Wayne said
a stroke. And he lived the rest of his life as a paraplegic, trying to whack all passersby with an old cudgel while screaming obscenities in Icelandic, angry at their ability to still walk.

I also like this one. A good alternate ending.

My thoughts on life.

Wayne said
That sounds romantic.

Romantic is an understatement.

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Joegreenbeen said
When Darog the Badger God was born, he was nothing close to his current title. He was the runt of the litter and his name was just Gorad. Gorad was extremely uninspired and was always picked on. Gorad didn't care what others thought, all he did was lay in the medows and stare at the dirt, because he laid face down. The little badgers life was changed forever when:... (Someone pick up.)

He developed a serious addiction to crystal meth. An addiction so powerful, he sold the rest of his badger litter into slavery to sate the inner demons. Gorad lived day to day, pushing aside basic badger needs all for a hit of the good stuff. Eventually meth didn't give him the kick he needed anymore. He needed something new, more powerful. As he stuck the heroin needle into his vein he witnessed something that changed his life, it was :

Heck yes!

Watch the new movies, they are awesome.

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Learn whatever language it switches to. Easy.

I'm so screwed...

Drakel said
Yeah... Once doivid told me to not I got my head back in the game and thought about it and decided to abort.

+1 Bari Buck for Cool-headedness.

I'm so screwed...

Drakel said
Nevermind... I didn't know she quoted me LOL. Things got bad quickly lol.

I saw that too. I was going to post this at the time, then thought it would be in bad taste.

Heck yes!

Guru said
Ain't he just adorable!

Satou is adorable. But also he's an immortal murderphile who reks shit.