Barioth

Spam Wars: An Elite Game of Strategy and Warfare

I'm down to clown with this. I can be a Blue-Eyes White Dragon.

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Larfleeze said
Wheatsharks a.k.a is a genus of the Landshark a.k.a which is in turn a cousin of the regular watershark a.k.a The only difference between Landsharks and Wheatsharks is the habitat in which they live. Landsharks live mostly in sandy areas like deserts and beaches, while the Wheatshark live exclusively in wheat fields.Furthermore the Wheatshark is divided into 3 separate subspecies, the South African Tanned Wheatshark(), the European Grey Wheatshark() and the North American Wheatshark(). All of these species are surprisingly docile unless their wheatfields are disturbed or harvested by farmers, in which they become incredibly violent, this leads to them becoming pests that the farmers are forced to cull to protect their farms and livelihoods.Breeding for the Wheatsharks is very difficult for some reason, don't know why, I guess it's because they can't fuck through dirt?

Truly you are a scholar who fully grasps the entirety of the majestic and beautiful Wheatshark.

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Can't wait to get started

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Drakel said
Barioth to be the best newb..

Jorick said
Uhh... The only one I can think of that I have a positive opinion of is that Barioth guy, so I guess him.

Doivid said
probably Barioth at this point. Can't really think of all the new spammers, tho wayne seems like a fun dude.

Alex said
@32 I'm not around enough to get to know any of the babies so I have no opinion

Goldmarble said
II wouldn't know. Those who haven't pissed me off, I haven't bothered remembering.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck the ocean is learning

The Nexerus said
Landsharks cannot swim in wheat.

Not even wheat is safe

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck the ocean is learning

The Nexerus said
The nearest ocean is over a thousand kilometres away. I'm safe.

Are you tho?

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Drakel said
True... Though I don't defend the wicked and most of the people I'd be defending either I hate or already hate me. :/

You don't have to defend people if you don't want to, let the wicked an dickweeds get picked apart meticulously by the prosecutors without a defense for lulz

Well thats one spammer down.

I don't know if I'm reading the tone of these posts correctly, but I can feel passive-aggressiveness clouding the air.

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Drakel said
Why did you pick me for prosecution anyways? What made me good at it? O_o

Yeah, you seem too nice to prosecute. You'd be better on the defense where you can make arguments without crushing spirits.

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Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Of course they wouldn't be fair, this is Spam after all. But we will claim that they are only fair and just and the proper way to deal with troublesome troublemakers. I'll put up wanted posters 'n' stuff. You can be a prosecutor. You'd be good at it.

I can be the whole jury. Think about how much costs would be cut if you only had to pay for one juror.