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8 yrs ago
What a sick, masochistic lion.
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8 yrs ago
Seventeen.
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8 yrs ago
This is the skin of a killer, Bella.
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8 yrs ago
I can stop changing my avatar whenever I want, it's not an addiction!
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8 yrs ago
Consider this a placeholder until I come up with a punchy, pithy status.
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@Liriia
And I'm working everyday except Monday and Friday...

Hmmm... We could use a Titanpad and just leave replies whenever we can or something? Or you can make a post that steers Arthur gently through some bantz and I'll respond carefully afterwards, it's all good.
Sort of waiting on Liriia to post before Arthur wanders into the den.

Where's my sibling banter at @Liriia?

Do you want to collab? I'd be down for that...
Nah, modern film reinvention Edmund is trash. Especially in Prince Caspian.
@HalfOfLancelot
She's good with it, join me...........
@Vicier
Ah, so it is. Well, maybe I'll snap up a Wonderland character when you tell us we're getting near to that story arc.

@HalfOfLancelot
pass, how about you replace Haggis as my partner in ill planned crime, playing Miguel or Tulio. That will show her.
@Vicier
You mentioned the jabberwocky earlier, is it still up for grabs?

@Polyurethane
I was told to talk to you about playing Miguel and/or Tulio from The Road To El Dorado. The link to Kuzco's profile doesn't show anything though...

I was planning to emphasise the chaotic glory seeking elements of their characters and have them rumble through multiple kingdoms and myths looking for easy fortune.
I'm thinking of playing one or both of Miguel and Tulio from The Road To El Dorado, possibly persuading McHaggis to play the other, would that be okay?
Even Bariel had to admit the job didn't sound much like a crusade at all. To be generous, it might be called a mission; to be less so, it should probably be called an errand. Still, folding into Foxy was certainly more exciting than siting in the office for another day and for those not interested in excitement (read 'Graham') there was the promise that he'd have the opportunity to either show everyone how much he knew about the occult or, if there was in fact nothing unusual at play, to be extremely rude to Mr. Charles.

It was clear that he couldn't decide which prospect was more appealing.

So three quarters of the company loaded up into their vampiric chauffeur's treasured automobile, Bariel sitting stiffly in the front passenger seat and Graham grumbled his way across both backseats. The car was clearly not designed with men (or close enough) of Bariel's stature in mind and the only position that allowed him relative comfort that didn't block Jack's access to the gears was a hunched, knees to the chin one. Graham, meanwhile, had stretched out across the back seats, buckled whichever belts wherever they would hold him and proceeded to ignore his surroundings. He lit a cigarette, deaf to protest, and began to read.

The smell of smoke wasn't too objectionable for Bariel, it reminded him of old battlefields and the memories that it brought were comforting, but he still found Graham's utter irreverence confusing. It wasn't just that he acted like angels and vampires were mundane, he acted like they were mundane annoyances to be tolerated until they left him alone. He also didn't much care for the way Graham treated the possessions of other's, having made the mistake of leaving a jacket at the office once only to discover the pockets to be full of ash the next day. It had apparently been closer to Graham than the ash tray, and therefore clearly a reasonable substitute.

Still, he couldn't deny that the man knew things. When they had first met, it had taken him only a few minutes and a couple of seemingly innocuous questions to determine not only that Bariel was an angel but that he had previously been of the Thrones. His knowledge would doubtless be an invaluable asset should they come upon anything at the caravan site, though it would probably be best to keep him far away from this Mr. Charles. Although Bariel had not yet had the doubtful pleasure of meeting the man, Jack had made it fairly clear what he could expect.

With the smell of smoke and Jack's uncertain narrative passing the time nicely, they seemed to arrive at the caravan park almost too soon. And there the man was, one eyebrow raised in patronising disdain at the little car. His expression changed slightly when not just the babyfaced Jack emerged from it but also the wide frame of Bariel. His lips pursed in disapproval and he tossed the keys at Jack before turning away sharply.

"I'm sure you'll be able to find the caravan, it's no. 67. Do tell me if you find any pixies there." he sneered over his shoulder. Graham had finally managed to pry himself loose from the back seat and clambered out with a vindictive expression on his face, only to see Mr. Charles leaving and his chance to vent a tide of verbal filth over him vanishing. Such was his disappointment that he let loose a curse not heard aloud for over four hundred years. The word blossomed into an inky black shape in the air that stank of tar before fading gently.

Still glaring at the park owner's retreating back, Graham stomped off. "Well we might as well go and find this caravan then!" he grumbled, patting down his pockets to find his fourth dozen cigarette of the morning. Bariel gave Jack his best attempt at an exasperated smile and moved to follow him.

After all, they did have a job to do.




Interacting with: Serving Staff, Samantha (@Liriia)



A heavy base beat thumped through the rented car, its harsh rock'n'roll feel utterly at odds to the sleek and smooth nature of the vehicle. A song like this should really be listened to in a spluttering old banger with coffee stained seats and a dozen friends crammed in and all singing badly, not alone in a brand new Porsche, rented and driven for the first time today. This was utterly lost on the driver though, who happily chanted the song's familiar words as he stared through the fluttering snowflakes, searching for a familiar landmark or a signpost.

Bloody strange being back here, Arthur reflected as he drummed his fingers on the wheel and hummed a particularly striking couple of instrumental bars. It had been more than ten years, maybe more like fifteen, since he had visited the family winter retreat. There wasn't much of a good reason for it, now he thought about it, he'd just stopped visiting. No storm out or cessation of all contact with his parent's or anything so dramatic. Not with a bang but with a whimper...

The final hammer blow of the song, coupled with the sighting of a far off signpost, jerked Arthur out of his reverie. With practised ease, he slowed the car right down and peered through the empty passenger seat's snowy window towards the sign. Aha! Success! It really shouldn't have been that hard to find the family residence, not with GPS, a knowledge of the area and how well Lee had the area maintained but Arthur had not been borne with a skill for orientation. Rather the reverse, in fact.

The rest of the drive took only a few short moments but the wave of anxiety that had been strangely absent from his mind now returned and swept over Arthur. It was like walking up to his parent's office as a child with a report card in his hand, knowing that it would tell them he hadn't worked as hard on his work as he had on making his classmates laugh. Again. Only now I get to explain why I didn't bring Melissa and Abbi or why I'm still a producer and not a businessman, altogether more difficult matters to explain.

Shaking his head, Arthur swung the wheel around and pulled up in front of the main doors. Before he stepped out of the car to hand the keys to a nearby servant, he guilty stuffed the Wether's Originals wrappers and Best of Queen CD into the glovebox. Arthur was no more suited to this car than the song he'd hastily muted upon arrival and had tried to drown his mild discomfort with sleek leather and chrome with sweets and Freddie Mercury. He wasn't sure of his father's position on the latter and only to clear on his position on the former, though, so he'd prefer not to advertise it.

Dragging his suitcase behind him, Arthur climbed the steps and stepped inside. The anxiety was still scratching at the back of his mind but now it was being drowned out by nostalgia. I ran down that hall when Sam was chasing me... And I chased Emile down it while wearing a santa hat. With a pang, he thought of Abbi. I could've brought her, it might've been good to give her a look at the whole clan at once... But with an uncharacteristic straightening of his spine, Arthur walked on and climbed the stairs.

He'd struggled with the idea of bringing her a lot in the days before leaving. On the one hand, the letter had made it clear this was an opportunity to come together, to be a family again or, perhaps, for the first time. Arthur wanted to believe that with almost his entire being. But on the other hand, he remembered how uncomfortable his mother was with her first granddaughter and how few of his siblings had ever showed much interest in his family, not to mention how little there was for a young girl to do in this place.

No, better that I do this alone. A Carrington she may be, but it's only because even Melissa can't fight genetics. His room was familiar, though not in such a comforting way. He'd slept here before and even stayed awake for hours with Sam but so too had he been sent here without dinner by his mother after delivering one too many raunchy jokes at a New Year's Eve meal. It had been the first and last time he'd been punished like that but the look of utter disgust on her face at his antics had never truly faded from his mind.

Shaking his head, he dropped his suitcase on the bed and glanced at the spotless but clearly untouched bookcase. There were a host of golden age Fantasy books sitting alongside some classic 80s Sci-Fi, the sort of books Lee had bought him guiltily and his mother had sniffed at whenever she saw them. Or, more memorably, they were the books Sam would playfully refer to as 'the reason you're so damn straight'. Even the thought of her good natured ribbing put a smile on Arthur's face as he ran a finger over the weathered spines.

And on the subject of Sam... Arthur thought, stepping out of his own room and wandering down the hall. He wouldn't be surprised if Sam wasn't here yet, she was often fashionably late, but he'd rather face the hosts with some company. So he walked to her old room (noticing that the KEEP OUT OR DIE! signs had been removed at some point), gently knocked and spoke with characteristic levity.

"I hope there aren't any artists in this house, I've had just about as much of those worthless layabouts as I can take."
Sorry for my silence, it's been another long week. I'm going to try and post today though!
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