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7 yrs ago
Current Back at the guild after a long absence. Much changed since I was gone?
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Medical student living in Scotland, a lover of beer and steak mostly - but also writing, and politics. Because why not make myself even more divisive.

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"Wow, he seems really..." Jackie began and then sort of faltered, "... well... he seems... A little insincere. Maybe we should tell somebody about that, I'll send somebody an email later, yeah. Anyone want an apple?" He finished, biting into a crisp green apple - a real one. He had picked up a small crate of them using his privileges and salary as an honourary member of the Authority, and an actual member of their security force respectively. They were a part of the minimal but comprehensive list of treats he had picked up for his smaller comrades in obedience during the brief tour of the station before they had been tasked with selecting a ship. Aside from the literal crate of apples tucked under one arm, and the industrial sized military grade backpack he was carrying his things in, he also had a subcompact car sized suitcase he had filled with said treats.

Synthetic cocoa, nut spreads, a few pots of live herbs, a box of bottled beers, and some syrups for mixing with soda water for when they had a party. Jackie was really looking forward to getting to know the crew, so he'd already begun quietly making plans for a shipwarming party, scheduled for the evening after their departure. He was hoping to ask the Captain to say a few words to inspire the crew, maybe see if their head of engineering could like, rig up some indoor fireworks or some sparklers or something really cool - you know, make it a night to remember. Jackie had also taken the liberty of requisitioning a tiny portable projector and some movies. Maybe they could watch, like, the Hobbit, or something. Jackie didn't like the spiders very much, but the whole storyline was nice overall.

Oh yeah. His books.

Technically, these weren't books. They were digitalised text based data formats designed for quick and easy interpretation of shipboard data gathered by intrinsic diagnostics programs and analytic heuristics - tablets, in other words - but Jackie knew a guy back in college who basically did nothing but write with them, and that's where Jackie had discovered he loved reading so much. It was like putting your head through a mirror - but less stupid, usually - and seeing the world on the other side; a reflection of your own, pale and rich in the ink of the author's mind, warped by the facets of the silver in the mirror, marked by the designs and machinations of forces unknowable, at least to Jackie. Sometimes, he would stay up long through the night, into the thin light of the morning hours, that time where things mattered less and the world was unreal - sometimes, the words on the page and the world around him bled together, and mixed, such was his immersion.

Jackie really liked his books. They made him feel alive and human again.

Involuntarily and without realising, Jackie started smiling. Not a big, stupid grin, like usual - just a small, happy smile.

Eventually, he snaps out of it.

"At any rate, I don't really know very much about ships. I was never any good at any of that. I don't mind what we do, I'll be on hand to protect you guys no matter what." He said through the grin, looking down at his new friends and laying a protective hand on the nearest person's shoulder without really even checking who it was.

Man, I used to be really into homestuck. Never thought reading the fucking cryptography that is Gamzeespeak could ever come in handy, but somehow I've managed to understand just about everything you've said to far. This is hilarious.
In the absence of both inspiration for a solo IC post, or other IC activity, I'm quite happy to move on. Not sure what else Jackie can be doing here - he's probably off getting a really big fuckin sloppy burger or something, but that hardly warrants an in depth IC post.
I don't mind the pace myself, I'm just gonna wait a little longer to see if anyone wants a private IC anything before I post in the general IC thread.
Anyone fancy starting an IC conversation thread in PMs on the walk to the Zelta starship bay?
Jackie is going to try and befriend Cake, like he befriends everyone. He is a friend to all party sanctioned sapient things.
Crap. Let me just edit my post, I got eyelidninja'd.
Now, Jackie Stacks wasn't exactly the sharpest hammer in the cupboard - or however the saying goes - but the gentleman who used to sell coffee when he wasn't being ostensibly evil in propaganda productions sanctioned by the Authority was right, in that he did have a good eye. Good ears too.

Jackie scratched his chin, face wrinkling with thought as he considered the plate of biscuits before him, proffered by the hand of a man he had never truly met but knew plenty of - or at least, whose characters he knew plenty of. In his mind the cogs and wheels of a disused brain began to creak woefully into motion, not quite lethargically for indeed he was thinking quickly, more... futilely. The metaphorical wheels turned fast, driven by the sheer power of his relative youth and genetic improvements, they just often failed to connect and occasionally turned in the wrong direction. Like Jackie.

He was trying to calculate whether or not he could afford a shortbread in his diet for the day.

For a solid ten seconds, Jackie stood there and scratched his clean shaven chin, narrowing his eyes in confusion at the food being proffered - until eventually he slowly reached out and took one between two gigantic fingers, pulling it towards his mouth. He took great care to swallow completely before resuming talking; manners maketh music after all. Manners maketh moolah? Manners maketh magic? Maketh Magenta? Maketh-

"Thank you! Thanks a lot actually, it really means a lot to me to get positive feedback from the public, yeah. I mean it though, it's really nice, it really suits the sorta, you know, shape of your face? Like um, it accentuates, you know, shape? Really well groomed too, not a lot of people can boast that these days what with the luxuries shortages and all that." He grinned broadly, beaming down at Mustafa.

Then he turned to the young lady who was acting nervous.

"Yeah, I'm sorry about that actually. I move pretty quietly, sometimes without meaning to. Really sorry if I alarmed you or anything, it's the last thing I want to make people feel insecure or unsafe or anything. Really sorry about that, didn't mean to." Jackie shook his head, frowning at himself as if to admonish his own behaviour. "If the air up here ever gets thin though, I probably wouldn't notice it," he grinned again, getting down on one knee to level their heads and activating the automatic seal on his Steel Skin.

In a flash, miniscule plates slid across eachother and formed an opaque, steely dome, tight to his face. Inside, the light of a gigaresolution digital display lit up his face with the image of the world before him, decorated with a HUD displaying the already diminishing supplies of oxygen intrinsic to the suit.

His voice, when it came, was through the distortion of an Authority issued modulator.

"I don't gotta use the oxygen tank, but I uh, well I leave it on. I normally keep my face exposed when I'm doin' stuff with people, you know what I mean? I find it puts people at ease. But yeah, I don't know if the air gets thin up here. Should it?"

At which moment, a woman with clearly uncooperative hair, a chirpy voice, and a medical demeanour approached the table.

"Oh, hey!" He beamed, rising to his feet. "Yeah, heck yeah I'm actually really looking forward to it. I've been doing the rounds and stuff on board, but even after just over half a decade I don't know if I've met everyone yet. Helping out dockside is a great way to meet new people, you know what I mean?"



I’m good to have a couple poss more for the sake of conversation and establishing that our characters have met beyond a beard compliment, aye. I’m in British Summer Time so it’s a little late, but I’m a night owl anyhow. @Voltus_Ventus @Starlance

@officaz
Ya boi’s first name is legit just Space?
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