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2 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
MY COMPUTER IS NOW FIXED HALLELUJAH
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7 yrs ago
jesus tits, nothing kills your soul like not having a whole day to yourself in 3 months
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7 yrs ago
what's fun? having 4 people quit and leave you with 3 people to run a store...
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7 yrs ago
sometimes I want to sleep for 80 years
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Bio

Cold, Old, oh so very full of mold.
I am Bean. 26/genderqueer
I am old as shit, and have been RPing for well over a decade. Hit me up with some of that isekai shit.

Most Recent Posts

ugh i know right

fuck the dragons rights movement. paying them like we used to was totally fine- we fed them adventurers, they got to keep half the loot, but nooooooooooooo. fuckin pricks
ok no hear me out tho

SHEEP
NOISES

Also my lootcrate came in and had a fuckin spork and a bill N Ted shirt. That got my excitement up a lot yo
full hype all the way.
ffffffffuck i wanna respond so bad. but i have to wait my turn right?? fuck my ass its been too long since i group rp'd

EDIT
I just noticed that the goat says "baah". HE SAYS BAAH. HE FUCKING SAID IT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
...Why, in all of the heavens, did it need to be such a misty morning?!

Freya was absolutely unhappy with the sheer amount of dew that had seeped into her cloak in her rest- too cheap to go into an inn, she paid the price by camping out near the stone of nine, in a small hammock high in a tree. Trained by her time adventuring, she stayed silent as she peeled herself from the netting, resting her bum on the strong branch she'd tied it next to as she brought her cloak into place and fastened it there, quietly taking in her environments as she prepared for the day. Quiet, but over to the right of her, there seemed to be someone at the stone of nine. From her sleepy observations, they were obviously female, not who her package was meant for and... a good candidate for a noble steed. Not because of her beastkin appearance, but because... Well, she was so tall, even compared to the massive stone that towered over her.

Goddamn, I just... Why couldn't I be taller. I mean now I know it's not because of the fact I'm a woman... The hell, maker?

She shook her head before pulling her hair back tightly, fastening it into place with several ties, tied to have to be cut off, from one of her pouches on the belt around her waist. Beside her, still laying in the hammock was her package- it wasn't too big, but man almighty, it was much heavier than it looked. And still, the innkeeper that had hired her to deliver it had wrapped it so carefully! In nice handwriting, The innkeeper- an older woman, who acted too motherly for Freya to be exactly comfortable with- had written the name "Youngest Brother" on it, the ink unsmudged and untouched by any of the weather or events that plagued Freya on her way to deliver the contents to a "small boy, with white hair everywhere, who probably will be pretty grumpy".

After her hair was secured into place, she picked her daggers and the package from the hammock, putting them all into place, with the package in a small sling, resting on her lower back, under her cape, before bringing down the hammock, folding it into a roll that fit in the pouch just below where the package set. With a muted yawn, she got up and began her decent from her perch, moving to the stone to pay her respects to what it stood for, and also, to scout a better spot to wait for the recipient.

"Ey, Ma'am," She spoke up sharply as she rounded the stone, coming p beside the large woman quietly. "You seen a short guy with lots'a white hair anywhere near here?" She stopped a respectable distance from the woman, turning her head slightly to look at the stone. "Jus' figured I'd ask before I get up close an' personal with some history, an' before you get goin' to wherever you're goin'." She shrugged, shutting her eyes as a toothy smirk crossed her lips. "Alsa'," She cringed as her accent butchered the word, opening an eye to glance back at the woman and observe. "All that golden metal- b'careful. Lotsa shit-thieves 'round these parts. I say shit-thieves, 'cause they don't know what's valuable an' are stupid enough to try and fuck with packages." She opened both eyes, trying to avoid looking at the woman's large chest. "They'll take your shit b'fore you even know it, an' totally don't care where or who you are. I got hit in a church a while back thaddaways, even." Wiping the smirk from her face completely, she noded back, away from town. "I figured I'd give ya' a heads up, since I could see your armor for miles an' you aren't exactly keepin an eye behind you." She turned her eyes back to the stone as she fell silent, taking in the marks from the nine and the calmness of the hallowed ground around it.
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssss

ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN

EDIT
I found this in my search and if the feels bandits hijack the hype train this might end up more accurate
Man you should see me when I don't have anything spoiled. I get hooked.

And also it depends which fire emblem you started with. Some really are boring.

Man mass effect 3 destroyed me. I'm lucky I'm so broke I can't get any more dragon age games
Lmao Jesus shit

Ok usually I save this fire dire situations but my ace in tge hole for getting someone to do the things they need to is a pancake. Freshly make one, and place it UNSYRUPED OR OTHERWISE NOT STICKY/GROSS on their head. Waffles work too but pancakes are better. I have literally never seen this fail, even in the worst case.

A cat spritzer thing with cold water also can work but around electronics I advise the pancake hat rout.

Dude one of my bros is trying to pass their copy onto me and I keep saying "not today satan" b/c I read spoilers and I know how it will destroy me
Oh fuck I've lost so many friends to that game. Even spoilers don't fucking work to get them to stop.

God help us if she has/gets any of the dragon age games

Smol edit b/c I'm a slepe pepe:
Can you bap calm? Tell 'em that I would do it but I'm a stranger on the internet. Probabblly thousands of miles away too.

Also sssshhhh its not lurking if I'm reading things
@Sicarius
Wot

@calmgale *baps u*
Heheh, if goatbro can figure out that Freya has magic, and is discreet about asking/letting her know, she'll let him try some stuff- specially if she used her magic recently, and cast twice. The bad feels I can imagine can evolve into a big, self-loathing, harmful mess.

Also, perfect, he shall be her noble steed "to strengthen your back, jackass!"
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