Beatrix

Mentally scarring heterosexuals

You're evil, but not as evil as me with what I said earlier.

Mentally scarring heterosexuals

Poor guys... I hope none of them were bible thumpers XD

Another Draw Thread.

Sure, why not?

So. Fucking. Cool.

That was pretty fucking cool.

Fuck Math

Well, fuck you too Nex.

Belly buttons are the largest, deepest, most prominent scars most humans will ever have

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Probably, seeing as it has been with you since birth, it's just normal.But sometimes I just find myself thinking of how I have this weird little hole in the center of my abdomen and it is kind of strange.

Try a week or two after birth, as after the umbilical cord is cut, you have to wait that long for the rest of it what is attached to the baby to dry out, shrivel up, and fall off.

The Status Thread

Cpt Toellner said
We all have changed.I remember when you were like the biggest dick in the guild.Now you're a little softy :)

And all I can think about with this comment is George on Seinfeld.

Which English?

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. American (Standard)
2. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
3. Singaporean

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. English
2. Dutch
3. German

XD

I will say that I'm not surprised that German is up there.

I had a dream I was suddenly a father.

Cpt Toellner said
Also, good luck finding a name that goes well with my last name.

Common names generally go well with abstract surnames.

I had a dream I was suddenly a father.

ImANargleHunter said
You would name your child Cain?

I wouldn't name a child any name of the bible unless it was Michael (after Mike) and Lucifer (seriously, Lucifer is not the devil).