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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Cpt Toellner
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Hank said
Whenever people want unique but serious names I always think of Biblical names or (by extension) Renaissance artists.


Malachi is the only name that comes to me without looking into it.
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ReonenMiruel said
Some people will never be ready.


This is true. Some people just shouldn't have children.

At the same time, children are amazing. The love that a child can give you is seriously astounding and it makes my heart hurt.
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Moses, Noah, Abraham, Joseph, Jonah, Daniel, Michael, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Paul, David, Saul, Jacob, Adam, Abel, Cain, Solomon, Jesus, Peter... Just those that I can think of.
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You would name your child Cain?
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Biblical just isn't really my thing, but I'm just one of the two people involved.
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Funny, I usually think of names like Gabriel and Raphael.
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ImANargleHunter said
You would name your child Cain?


I wouldn't name a child any name of the bible unless it was Michael (after Mike) and Lucifer (seriously, Lucifer is not the devil).
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Also, good luck finding a name that goes well with my last name.
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Also, good luck finding a name that goes well with my last name.


Common names generally go well with abstract surnames.
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Hank said
Funny, I usually think of names like Gabriel and Raphael.


As do I. Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael are usually my first thoughts. Even though I've given having a kid very little thought, the first two are names I would like to name my spawn.
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Cpt Toellner said
Also, good luck finding a name that goes well with my last name.


secret last name is 'Ofnazareth'
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When I'm into my nineties and laying on a hospital bed dying, I won't be able to say that I was satisfied with my life if I never had any children.

I'd prefer more to less, too.
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When I'm into my nineties and laying on a hospital bed dying, I won't be able to say that I was satisfied with my life if I never had any children.

I'd prefer more to less, too.


Someone explain how normal people can be like "lol fuck children", and then here's fucking Nex wanting to raise babbys.

The world is a mysterious place.
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What about me made you think that I would hate children?
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Smiral said
Someone explain how normal people can be like "lol fuck children", and then here's fucking Nex wanting to raise babbys.The world is a mysterious place.


Maybe Nex is normal, and the rest are baby killing nazi's.
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mdk said
secret last name is 'Ofnazareth'


Or maybe it could be....i dunno....something really bizzare.....

Like Toellner.
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Or maybe it could be....i dunno....something really bizzare.....Like Toellner.


Just name your kid Legion, and be done with it.
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Smiral said
I had a dream that I was actually worth something in lifeAnd then I woke up


Little Mexican boys are a very important aspect of American life.

Who else is going to mow our lawns?
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Little Mexican boys are a very important aspect of American life.Who else is going to mow our lawns?


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