Beatrix

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Halo said
You did say you wanted me out, though, so you should be ecstatic.

not of the game
I was having fun with you

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boo
the game has become dull now.

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I won't be able to drink any more after this glass, as I'm all out of coke

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I'm drunk and saying fucked up shit
holy shit, I need more rum.

^>V

^lolol nope. I have yarn to buy
< Feeling alone with a sleeping household. Time to drink up
V Does not want to drink with me.

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Halo said
Wouldn't wanna make Bea jealous bae <3

Actually, that was me. I didn't sign out of his account before I posted.

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I'd be up for it for a little while.

^>V

^ Clowns are funny.
< If I'm eaten alive, then yeah, I would be scared. If I'm eaten after I'm dead, then I wouldn't give a fuck because I'm dead
V Scared of being slowly roasted alive by cops.

^>V

^ lol if only I was a character that did more than babysit children in a fanfic
< Had a weird dream that was supposed to lead to sex. Instead, it lead to something weird
V Never gets let down in a wet dream

It is fucking impossible to get Skype off your computer.

And people thought I was crazy by saying that I couldn't uninstall skype and had to restore the system to before I got it.