R—Really?!
Yeah, you seem to not live the best of lives here, I want to give you this luxury.
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STATUS: I squat with fellow Gopniks. I slurp vodka. I eat semechki. I dance to hardbass. Life. Is. Good. 7 yrs ago
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I squat with fellow Gopniks. I slurp vodka. I eat semechki. I dance to hardbass. Life. Is. Good.
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Yeah, you seem to not live the best of lives here, I want to give you this luxury.
*Looks at it for a moment, then takes a bite and smiles*
Mmmmm~. We never get sweet things here.
Oh, that sucks, I know the feeling, I don't really do it often, and i'm glad I could show you this, here, have these...
take them as a gift of sorts.
*Takes mine out of the fire and blows on it, and then mimics your moves*
What now?
Oh, um...well now you eat it.
*Take a bit out of the smore, and makes audible mmm's, soon swallowing*
Even if it is a little burnt, it's still just as good as ever
Some mores?
*Puts the marshmallow on the skewer and holds it over the fire*
*Puts marshmallow to close to fire, and it catches on fire. Frantically try to blow it out. Face obviously saddens*
This always happens to me, I destroy everything I touch.
At least it's still edible.
*Grabs two graham crackers and a square of chocolate, and sandwiches the marshmallow with them*
*Walks to the fire and cleans a space in the area*
Oh! That reminds me.
*Excitedly summons a shadow near the fire, and reaches hand into it, pulling out two skewers, 4 marshmallows, 8 loose graham crackers, and a bar of chocolate*
I don't know if you know what s'mores are, but either way I think you'll like them.
*Brushes off an area, and skewers the marshmallow onto the skewer, laying all the other materials on the plastic wrapping of the chocolate, and starts to spin the marshmallow over the fire*
Just do the same as me, you'll love it
*Hands skewer and marshmallow to her*
...Would you like to sit by the fire?
Yes, i'd say that'd be great.
...What's a history class?
Ah, Erm. How do I describe this
It's like a group of people, where one person in the front of everyone else tells you about the past.
It's pretty boring, and I never really listened to the guy very much.
*Motions talking with hand*
He would go on and on about random stuff, but that's my own problem, and my head is killing me.
I need to lay down or at least sit at some place for a bit.
You're right, we can't defend ourselves... That's why people who have powers are so dangerous here. They told me that nobody had powers before the wars happened, and then somehow they showed up in the ruins.
Ruins? The wars? I feel like I'm always left out on these type of issues.
But then again, I always was pretty garbage at history class.
Th—thank you... Usually people who have powers like yours want to hurt us...
Hurting civilians was never part of the job. I try and stay to my own rules, but I think that if I did do that it'd honestly be pretty dickish.
I mean you can't really defend yourself, especially at this time of night.
And hurting a pretty face like yours, it'd just be rude if we're being honest here.
*Blushing more prominently*
*Looks back at you*
S—sure.
*Starts walking to the edge of the camp*
*Facepalms*
I just realized I might look a bit intimidating at the moment, excuse me for a second.
*Shadow leaps into nearby bush and gets into normal clothes*
Is that a bit better? I'm so used to that now I never realize how intimidating it must've been for you
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