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7 yrs ago

Current "Baton courtesy, service with a smile. :)"

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8 yrs ago

Previous status had a typo I missed, saaaaad.

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8 yrs ago

Up. Town, Fun you up. Uptown-funk-you-up.

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8 yrs ago

Aaaaaannnnnnnnnnnd We're back.

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8 yrs ago

Life is burning down. Activity will falter for a little bit.

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First, a poem, about my ego -

I'm not just smart guys,
		I'm a MENSA,
		So healthy I'm made of Polenta,
			Not expensive, and, I taste great,
				I'll help you lose weight, lames can't hate.
	I'm like a boat, the boat's ship-shape,
		Wish we could date, i'm so tip-top.
			I'm magic and amazing, and I won the Civil War,
				Singlehandedly, for the North, so hip hop.
		You gotta get me, and, get me,
			Then geddit and geddit again,
				Get a dozen of me and you'll be buzzin' like a bee hive.
			I'm like an ancient demi-god,
				You wanna leave me little offerings,
					all the mortal imitators gotta go,
						I'm hotter than a habanero pepper in a lava flow.
				Without me you're lame and afraid,
					But now you get laid,
						Now you get paid.
					I'm better than competitors,
						I'm spreading like an epidemic, 
							and you better get me or you're gonna get AIDS.
									:P

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First, a poem, about my ego - I'm not just smart guys, I'm a MENSA, So healthy I'm made of Polenta, Not expensive, and, I taste great, I'll help you lose weight, lames can't hate. I'm like a boat, the boat's ship-shape, Wish we could date, i'm so tip-top. I'm magic and amazing, and I won the Civil War, Singlehandedly, for the North, so hip hop. You gotta get me, and, get me, Then geddit and geddit again, Get a dozen of me and you'll be buzzin' like a bee hive. I'm like an ancient demi-god, You wanna leave me little offerings, all the mortal imitators gotta go, I'm hotter than a habanero pepper in a lava flow. Without me you're lame and afraid, But now you get laid, Now you get paid. I'm better than competitors, I'm spreading like an epidemic, and you better get me or you're gonna get AIDS. :P

<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">First, a poem, about my ego - I'm not just smart guys, 		I'm a MENSA, 		So healthy I'm made of Polenta, 			Not expensive, and, I taste great, 				I'll help you lose weight, lames can't hate. 	I'm like a boat, the boat's ship-shape, 		Wish we could date, i'm so tip-top. 			I'm magic and amazing, and I won the Civil War, 				Singlehandedly, for the North, so hip hop. 		You gotta get me, and, get me, 			Then geddit and geddit again, 				Get a dozen of me and you'll be buzzin' like a bee hive. 			I'm like an ancient demi-god, 				You wanna leave me little offerings, 					all the mortal imitators gotta go, 						I'm hotter than a habanero pepper in a lava flow. 				Without me you're lame and afraid, 					But now you get laid, 						Now you get paid. 					I'm better than competitors, 						I'm spreading like an epidemic, 							and you better get me or you're gonna get AIDS. 									:P </div>

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