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4 yrs ago
Current If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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5 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
5 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
6 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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6 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.

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@Noodles No worries. I'll move it to the church cellar which only I have the key to. Assume all the equipment like ventilation/lights or otherwise are set.

Why would the harvest goddess not like weed? I mean there are hundreds of poisonous plants and weed is pacific.
Anyway, if the goddess is fully against weeds and blunts should I have like one single plant? Still continue to buy or not use it at all, going through with my character's father's plans for him to be "purified"? Thoughts?
Magic Allowed?
Does the lady and lord of one country have relation to each other in the for of marriage? Or can they just be from different houses?
Plx, can you write Bishop-Bishop in the occupations tab?
Hhhh, another job finished. That monster won't harm any other human ever again. AS he stood there atop the roof, the city laying in front of him, he thought it appropriate to say a few last prayers for the souls of the people killed by that monster. Taking his silver cross necklace in hand he started praying...

A few minutes later he finished and checked his pocket for his coin. It wasn't there! It must've fallen off when he was fighting the werewolf. He started frantically searching the roof for the coin:"Damnation!"- then a sudden force started pulling him away from the building, down on the alleys, a few blocks away to a homeless kid as he possessed him.

*A few minutes earlier*

The ghost caught the claw of the werewolf and as he raised his hook hand to strike the final blow the coin jumped from his pocket and jumped on the roof floor. It jumped once, twice, thrice where it stopped on the very edge while standing upwards...but a soft breeze gave it the final push and so it fell. From there it jumped a few more times while taking a rolling drive through the alley and into the main road and just as it was about to lose the momentum a walking civilian kicked it into the street where the tire of a car sent it flying into the lamp which it broke then falling straight down but luck wouldn't let that happen as a kid's flying drone's rotor sent it flying right through a diner where a man was eating his favorite meal, a tuna sandwich with extra mayo and spice, going right to the man's mouth which made him choke. Another man came and helped him while thrusting from behind which in turn made the tuna man cough the coin right back into the street where a crazy kid with a Motor GP kinda motor was driving through the street like a maniac. The coin hit the tire and was sent flying high through the sky where it passed a couple of buildings and just as it was about to fall it landed right on the back of a passing pigeon which carried it a few more blocks away where it finally fell right into the cup of a homeless kid. The kid searched the cup and picked up the coin inspecting it.

*Now*

"Curses! How could I be so careless so as to let a kid suck me in like that!?"
He looked at himself and around where he spotted a cake shop.
"Well, as long as I'm here might as well enjoy the pleasures of the living."
Taking the cup of coins he entered the shop and approached the baker.
"Can I have a strawberry cupcake please?"- with the voice of the kid.
THe woman looked at him like she was about to hug him to death then said:"Oh you poor thing. Just sit right over there and I'll get you something better!"- she replied with a smile.
Then she came, not with a cake, but with a pie on one plate and an ice cream cup on the other.
"Here you are, enjoy sweety."
"Bitch I just wanted a cake..." - he thought to himself.




AGE
23

GENDER
Male

PERSONALITY
-always in a constant high -God is his imaginary weed-bro
-thinks little of females,misogynistic -has disdain for serious people
-believes in polygyny -just goes with the flow


LIKES/DISLIKES
✔️Blunts ❌Stuck up people
✔️Him and God chill time ❌People judging him for his lifestyle
✔️Pretty ladies ❌People messing with him


BIOGRAPHY
He grew up in a rich and respected household. His father was held in high respect and had a strong influence in the church, the only reason he managed to score the position of Bishop in one of the main cathedrals in the city. He doesn't even know Latin so all the things he recites are half mumbles of an unknown language called gibberish. He has to replace his bible 3 times during his study years. Why you may ask? He frigging smoked it all and his excuse when his father found out he responded with:"This way, the Jesus runs through me, father, and I feel closer than ever to God." If smoking half the bible wasn't enough, replacing holy water with whisky and the smoke thingy used during rituals with weed sealed the deal. Should've seen the effect it had on the people present. He was sent to a rural area where he took the position of the village Bishop. This was supposed to be a lesson so he could learn humility and cleanse himself while proving worthy.

But...this was the best thing that happened to him. Now he grows his own weed garden on the back of the church, not needing to buy anymore from that rip-off seller. Nothing could go better. Oh and did I mention he has daily talking sessions with God?


MISC
hmmm, if I would be like that, I would have some kind of mansion with NSFW statues. I was thinking on how to describe my mansion, statues, art but it would make everyone uncomfortable and feel weird. I mean I had this idea with naked girls incorporated in the fountain...but anyway, I'll reserve the priest spot, or better yet, please allow me to be me.
I swear to God, when you wrote "staaaaaare" all I could hear in my mind was "jiiiiiiiii".
Side effects of anime deprivation.
You're right, the prostitutes are probably free lancers. A pimp could work though... but that's besides the point.
Is prostitution an acceptable profession?
Why isn't prostitute listed? Are there no brothels in such villages? If so, I'd like to RP as Little Finger.
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