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4 yrs ago
Current If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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5 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
5 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
6 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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6 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.

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I assumed you were still holding the notes. I'll change it if you want.@Mae
@Samdragonx@Mae
He saw the guy who she stepped him for the briefest of moments before completely ignoring him and getting out of there. He had been mingling tooo long with human affairs in the human world. He had a mission to kill all monsters not to goof around so he ignored the breaking glass and just left. But who was that guy anyway? He had never seen him before...eh. (Being cleaned up changes appearance drastically I presume)

The hooded man got hit straight in the head by that flying door and fell down heavily on the floor.
-"OUUUUU, my baaaaaaack, daaaaaamn wha't going ON HERE!"- and as he turned his head to the side, he saw the bunny which was still holding to a few bank notes with it's front paws.
He stared at it in disbelief for a few moments that reach his hand and started pulling weakly against the money:"Giv me the mony you little.."- but as strong as he managed to pull, even a real bunny was stronger than him at that point. That door had really hit him in the head.
@Nariata Severe headaches at the least and brain attack worst case scenario.
Just to ask, what religion is this exactly? Western religion or Asian?




AGE
23

GENDER
Male

PERSONALITY
-always in a constant high -God is his imaginary weed-bro
-thinks little of females,misogynistic -has disdain for serious people
-believes in polygyny -just goes with the flow


LIKES/DISLIKES
✔️Blunts ❌Stuck up people
✔️Him and God chill time ❌People judging him for his lifestyle
✔️Pretty ladies ❌People messing with him


BIOGRAPHY
He grew up in a rich and respected household. His father was held in high respect and had a strong influence in the church, the only reason he managed to score the position of Bishop in one of the main cathedrals in the city. He doesn't even know Latin so all the things he recites are half mumbles of an unknown language called gibberish. He has to replace his bible 3 times during his study years. Why you may ask? He frigging smoked it all and his excuse when his father found out he responded with:"This way, the Jesus runs through me, father, and I feel closer than ever to God." If smoking half the bible wasn't enough, replacing holy water with whisky and the smoke thingy used during rituals with weed sealed the deal. Should've seen the effect it had on the people present. He was sent to a rural area where he took the position of the village Bishop. This was supposed to be a lesson so he could learn humility and cleanse himself while proving worthy.

But...this was the best thing that happened to him. Now he grows his own weed garden on the back of the church, not needing to buy anymore from that rip-off seller. Nothing could go better. Oh and did I mention he has daily talking sessions with God?


MISC
@NariataDone.
That is like....being screwed from all sides with no escape. What can I do to please her? I mean that is probably gonna be my character progression, getting chill with the goddess until she stops raining cats and dogs on my church walls.
@Noodles ANyway, what does the Goddess of Harvest represent? Maybe I can get on her good side by doing some ritualistic sacrifices...
@Lord Orgasmo Pls no... angels use enochian.
@Mae He looked at the girl blankly... was she serious? Who said no to free money and food? Beh, whatever, he was outta here. It had been too long since he used his actual spiritual form. Taking the money from he new arrives she handed it to the kid and left saying:"If you don't want em, put them back in the cash register."

Just as he got out a hooded man walked back in, went to the cash register, opened it forcefully and only saw some coins in there.
-"What the f.."- he looked inside the cash register more closely and wondered how could that be possible. No bank notes, no nothing, only coins..but still he took em none the less but then he saw the little girl with the cash in hand.
-"Yo gurl! Did yo take dose monei form da cash register? Dey're mine, give em to me!"

Now to put this body in a bench somewhere, can't just waltz out of this vessel in the street or it might harm her. Just as he got out, the woman he was possessing ran into the guy standing outside.
"Shop's closed today."- he said quickly as he went to the nearest bench.
@Samdragonx
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