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4 yrs ago
Current If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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5 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
5 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
6 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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6 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.

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When I see 18+ the first thing that crosses my mind is the word "smut" in capital letters *SMUT* then I remember the site rules and the next best thing that comes to mind is "GORE" but then I remember that you are ordinary people and not gore fetishist and the final thing that I get out of that is "that there's gonna be some cuts and bruises along the way" and also "you will kill imaginary NPCs...it may traumatize users under 18" you were warned

The tag is a joke, worthless. In fact I might say that something which claims to be restricted for younger audiences is a stronger magnet for that group age.

So, with that out of the way... anyone want to be my sexual partner in 1v1 perverse gratifications? FEMAHELES ONLY! Oh and, I will be using that +18 tag, *wink* *wink*.
@Spanner Isn't account selling and trading a common thing in every mmo although illegal? I mean, besides putting the password and username to login, how would they know it was you?

VRMMO.... RIGHT!
@Mae
He looked at her with a bland face...then smiled. Now he took the bills and gave the girl a handful of them while also getting multiple cakes and sweet foods on a tray and giving them to her.
"It's your lucky day kid. Free food and money for you since you are...hhh...our 10.000th customer!"
Then he looked at the money and coins in his pocket. He was a ghost! Did he even need currency? He then stashed all the coins back in the register.
With a smile on her/his face the possessed woman replied:"And remember, the trash can is on the back alley right of here. I suggest you stay there next time."- she said as she stepped aside to let him pass.
"And don't show your face in here anymore"- she said as he went outside, her eyes closed and her smile unchanging like a creepy doll.
Going back to the counter she put all the coins in her pocket there and thought about getting one more bite before leaving this place.
@Samdragonx
All the while he was looking at that trash man while only half listening to what the girl was saying. As soon as he grabbed the child by the arms he left the counter and stood between the door and him. He didn't care if the trash man was the kid's father or uncle, he didn't like seeing injustice.
"The child was still eating his pie"- gesturing at the plate of half finished pie that he himself didn't finish when he was inside the child-"Let him be."- and with this all the attention was focused towards the man.




RACE
Human

GENDER
Male

BLOODLINE


AGE
37

EQUIPMENT
Wears light armor with a lightweight golden alloy chest piece, shoulder piece, forearm and leg plating and a cloak
A blade
Multiple throwing knives
Grappler Hook
Bow, Arrows and a quiver
Poison and antidote vials.
Smoke bombs/flash bombs


PERSONALITY
An assassin, a killer, a cold murderer. He is all those things as it is his job to be those things in order to serve humanity. You would think that someone in this line of work would be emotionless, cruel, or even a psychopath..and he might be but even if he is he doesn't show it. Outside the job he is cheerful up to the point of not being annoying, easy going and optimistic. That is a facade that he puts on, not for others more than for himself. Even if things are grim you strap a smile on your face and go on, even if there is no light in the end you shouldn't forget the part of you that was human, that small part that still is. If he loses himself in the darkness, what's to separate him from the monsters and demons that he hunts?

BIOGRAPHY
Not much to say for his upbringing as no one knows anything about him before he took the mantel of a hired knife. Slowly but surely he started gaining a reputation as the best and in just a coupe of years of non stop contract killing he got to the top of his profession. That's where he was scouted by the army to fight against the Mad King. He was given coin and a constant stream of missions. He wasn't allowed to free lance anymore as the army could always need him at a moment's notice. Maybe to track and kill a spy that escaped with their battle plans? Hunt down an escaped prisoner? Assassinate high ranking officials of the Mad King's army? He did them all and even if his achievements aren't shared with the public, no one who knew him can say that he didn't help the forces of the living drastically. But in the end that didn't matter. Even if they were winning, no one could stand up to that hell spawned monstrosity that he later learned to be a dragon. But since that thing emerged something awoke in him. He felt...more distant, his emotions slipping away as were the bodily feelings like pain and pleasure. Something happened to him that day and now he isn't only fighting for the allies, he is fighting for himself, to preserve whatever humanity he has left.

To do that he needs to kill the Mad King and the Dragon. He will find a way to end this once and for all.


MAGIC
Hunter's Eye - With a simple incantation he uses magic to enhance his vision thus allowing him to see at great distances, gain night vision and see through fog/smoke or dust.
Time Slow - He casts a spell which slows time for him, letting him better react to the dangers around him, take in the surroundings and have more time to process a plan. This has severe side effects depending on how much it is used within a short time period.
As soon as she mentioned the word "ghost" the cashier nearly choked from the cake she was eating. Some light punches to her chest she swallowed the cake down.
"Ohh, uhh, a ghost you say? They aren't real..dear."- a sweat running down her forehead and a blush on her face. Was it from choking? Or from something else.
"So.."- he looked around once more as to remind himself where he was and who he was.-"Anything I can get for you?"

All the while he was talking he looked around for that strange man who entered? Didn;t they have some store policy for bums? Or at least grown trash man...
@Mae@Samdragonx
@Samdragonx Just so you know, I'm the woman cashier now in case you missed. The boy is just a traumatized, well fed with sweets beggar NPC with an empty can now.
@Nariata I swear to God the story was about 2 kingdoms fighting or something along those lines and just when they were about to kill the dark wizard he summoned a dragon...
Finishing his ice cream and half the pie the little boy turned his coin glass upside down on the counter and left. It was a little place with only a couple of chairs so there wasn't a need for a waitress and so the woman from before, the cashier, came and took the coins.
"Ohhh, he shouldn't have."- and right as she picked all the coins up the ghost was sucked away from the kid and into the woman.

*20 seconds earlier*

The boy got up and left after leaving the coins on the table but the ghost had forgotten that one of them was HIS coin. Leaving the store he made to cross the street until he had one of those I-just-screwed-up moments. Before he could even think about turning around he was now possessing the woman.
*Tired sigh*
"Well, again, as long as I'm here better get that cake that was denied from me."
Sitting behind the counter on a chair he/she? got a strawberry cake and started eating.
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