Blight Bug

The Band of Not-So-Heroes: A Superhero Comedy

"Awwww!" cooed out Kimberly as she spun on her heels to glance at the trio of lovers. She placed her palms together and leaned her head on her hands. "How precious!" But a strange question lingered in her brain. She placed her left hand on her hip and waggled out her index finger, "But like three glams sprung all like for each other? Like you three Mormons or something? So Zeekish..."

Pondering the current status of the room and the current affairs going on, Kimberly took note of some gynoid already starting to offer out free cash. Once again Kimberly spun on her heels and with a bouncy step she moved towards the robot.

"Teeheee!" giggled out Kimberly as she held her hand over her face to try to mask any other giggles. "Teeheehee... Oh. Like between us, lemme offer you some choice advice kay. You don't start off offering stacks. Can you relate? Cuz like, you don't know whether or not the investment is the bomb or lame. And worthwhile value doesn't come from the lame. Toodles~!" Kimberly Hawkins declared as she swaggered away from the machine.

Now she returned to her current task at hand; gauging the other cheerleader. With her attention on Violet, Kimberly waggled her finger, "Oh my gosh, like I'm totally sure you so don't! Like you accessorize for reasons 'n junk. A large grin appeared on Kimberly's face as she continued, "Sooooo who's your lil boytoy. Is he in this room?"

Yu-Gi-Oh Soul R (Still Accepting)

I imagine the proximity is as close as it needs to be.

Yu-Gi-Oh Soul R (Still Accepting)

@KOgaming @GarlandDaHero

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" continued The Ghoulish Rider - Traveler of the Highway of Hell as he watched from his side mirrors to see what impact the officer would make. What he saw was not the writhing agony of a flesh bound officer, or their prayers to Lucifer about their new freedom; instead what The Ghoulish Rider - Traveler of the Highway of Hell saw was a grizzly display of carnage as duel runner and robotic parts flew off from a fiery ball. The cackling stopped as Fyodor spoke solemnly.

"Какая трата хороших ресурсов; Я плачу о тебе, падший воин. Я должен собрать обломки. Нет смысла тратить впустую ни одного гайки или болта. Не волнуйтесь. Я отправлю тебя в огненной кузнице самого Ада. И как только вы там окажетесь, я сделаю Люцифера вашим покровителем." Upon finishing that statement Fyodor balled up his left hand and smacked it once against the torso.

It was at this point The Ghoulish Rider - Traveler of the Highway of Hell realized that The Phantom Duelist of Saotome actually intruded in the battle. In response to the Speed Spell Upstart Goblin, The Ghoulish Rider - Traveler of the Highway of Hell simply nodded at Ryunosuke as his lifepoints shot up to 1600. Konstantinovich watched patiently as his foe had set up the moves in order to reveal the Crimson Knight Bram.

Bram angrily at him, seemingly aware of their last encounter. Whether the Crimson Knight Bram was more pissed about its own destructions, or the rhymes that Fyodor spat out at him last time would remain a mystery for the current time.

"Don't get so comfy you Vampiric Knight! For despite your spite, I have more might and I am not afraid to smite. I mean let's be honest as we both know I have Speed Spell - Tribute to the Doomed. You know that'll be coming sooner than later I figure I assume. So again I shall tell you, get out of my sight."

Just as he finished that bit of dialogue The Ghoulish Rider - Traveler of the Highway of Hell saw that Bram had activated one of its effects and summoned the fallen Summoned Skull to fight against his own master.

"Look. Summoned Skull, I swore when I used Final Attack it would actually be the Final Attack. Don't you dare give me that stink eye!" But of course such an attempt at establishing a dialogue with Summoned Skull was worthless as the lightning struck true.

The face down flipped card revealed itself to be Pyramid Turtle! With its head slightly poked out of its shell the turtle saw the lightning come towards it. Eyes widened as the head tried to find security in the Pyramid Shell; yet such safety could not be found.

The shell fractured apart as a grey mist appeared. "Pyramid Turtle! Your death shall not be in vain! NOW UNLEASH YOUR RACING SPIRIT AND BRING FORTH...!"

Another Pyramid Turtle was brought to the field in Defense Mode. It barely had its head sticking out from the shell. "OH PYRAMID TURTLE! You will help avenge your lineage! IT IS YOUR DESTINY PYRAMID TURTLE!"

Yu-Gi-Oh Soul R (Still Accepting)

@Lord Szall

Should be finished with Biker Cop and moving onto Phantom Duelist of Saotome around Two.

Arc Academy

"Hm? inquired the Amazing and Oh-so-Glorious Gretchen Primrose as she turned her head back to the sound of another one wanting to volunteer. She stared at the other magician with a blank expression as she turned to face him. "Well I do need three for this particular and spectacular display of magic; this trick has various stages and to complete it as I said earlier I need three volunteers for this." spoke PN61A who was completely nonplussed to the situation of a mysterious figure showing up out of the blue.

This did mean that she'd have to save the vanishing tricks for later.

"I now have three volunteers. This is good. However..." PN61A motioned her head to side to side as she glanced towards the gentleman, then to Miki, then to Roxy. "I will need to have one of my volunteers to select a card from the deck. Any card will do." The Amazing and Oh-so-Glorious Gretchen Primrose kept the deck fanned out as she motioned it slowly in the direction of all three.

"Now then, who would like to be the first to pick the card from the deck?" PN61A inquired, before gesturing her staff at the new comer. The Amazing and Oh-so-Glorious Gretchen stared blankly at this individual for a short, but seemingly ludicrously long, time.

"Oh. Since we have a new volunteer, please state your name to the crowd and one fun fact about you." she quickly stared back at the audience, "And when they are done giving out their name and a fun fact about themselves, please demonstrate your support by applauding this new third assistant. You may applaud either vocally or physically. Allow me to demonstrate."

Instead of clapping both of her robotic hands together, she instead clapped against the forearm of her arm that currently held the cards. After showing this physical applaud, she then proceeded to add a vocal demonstration of applauding. "Woo. Woo."

The Band of Not-So-Heroes: A Superhero Comedy

Meanwhile sitting on a bench in the receptionist office was Kimberly Hawkins with her left leg crossed over her right. Her head was tilted ever so slightly to the side as she was writing down on some forums she had attached to a clipboard. She clicked her novelty light up pen off and swayed to the receptionist desk and placed down the clipboard.

Upon finishing this task she checked to see if the pom poms were still attached to the belt of her, as she liked to call it, 'mercenary' cheerleading shorts. They were still attached; after twirling her novelty pen for a moment she returned it back into her purse which was hanging over her shoulder.

At this point Kimberly took notice of the other scantily clad girl's request. Hawkins knew another 'Cheer Mercenary' when saw one, she would need to gather information about this one and whether or not she would vie for dominance as Cheer Squad Captain when the time came. But for now, simply establishing a dialogue would work.

Kimberly spun to face Violet and placed her left hand on her hip and waggled her right hand while speaking, "Like I haven't seen him for clear. Saaay where'dja get the gear?"

Yu-Gi-Oh Soul R (Still Accepting)

@KOgaming @GarlandDaHero

The Ghoulish Rider noted that it was now his turn. He lost his faithful Zombie Dragon, he had lost his Summoned Skull. His only defense at the moment was a face down monster card; if they got past that it wouldn't take long at all to destroy the rest of his lifepoints.

There had to be something that he could do stop this officer in his tracks.

With that thought in mind, The Ghoulish Rider - Traveler of the Highway of Hell took his next card from his Duel Runner. There was certainly an expression underneath the helmet of The Ghoulish Rider - Traveler of the Highway of Hell as he gazed upon his card and upon his Speed Counters.

Throwing his arms up into the air, Fyodor began cackling wildly. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" OH foolish officer, you do not know what you have wrought upon yourself when you challenged me! WITNESS YOUR DESTRUCTION! For I shall use the gift that Lucifer had granted me in this moment!"

From his hand, The Ghoulish Rider - Traveler of the Highway of Hell revealed from his hand Speed Spell - Tribute to the Doomed, as four speed counters drained from his Duel Runner. He had just activated an effect from Speed World 2, sending out 800 points of Lifepoint Damage at the officer.

"YOU HAVE FAILED OFFICER! TELL YOUR FELLOW OFFICERS, NONE CAN STOP THE GHOULISH RIDER - TRAVELER OF THE HIGHWAY OF HELL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" This declaration was made, as The Ghoulish Rider - Traveler of the Highway of Hell was unaware of the intrusion done by the Phantom Duelist of Saotome.

Yu-Gi-Oh Soul R (Still Accepting)

So when will Turn 3 likely start? I'm guessing as soon as @Eklispe and I finish our respective duels?

Arc Academy

The Amazing and Oh-so-Glorious kept a decidedly blank expression even while Roxy zealously yelled in her ear after clapping intensively. She was followed by the excited, but not nearly as excited, claps of Miki. Both of them voiced their eagerness to see another one of her spectacular displays of magic.

"Very well. I shall demonstrate even more of my spectacular magic as you are all clamoring for it, whether through the stunned silence or active participation of clapping and cheering." noted PN61A, still fully unaware of the other figure.

She rested her staff against the temple of her head as she began to shuffle through the deck again. "Now then. Yes, I can feel the mystic energy here." The Amazing and Oh-so-Glorious Primrose noted while trying to appear as if in a trance; but instead she kept the same blank expression. "I shall pick a card these ruins have told me to."

The Amazing and Oh-so-Glorious Gretchen Primrose placed a card face down on the dirt below. She turned her attention to Miki as she fanned out the deck. "Now I need my fair volunteer Miki here to pick a card. Any card will do." She stated as she began to set the wheels in motion for this next amazing display of magic.

Arc Academy

The deck of playing cards were in fact a normal playing cards. They were nothing more or nothing less than just some regular cards. While some might've resorted to utilizing qi for tricks, The Amazing and Oh-so-Glorious Gretchen Primrose would not stoop to such levels. She was The Amazing and Oh-so-Glorious Gretchen Primrose for a reason after all! And she had no use for qi in her spectacular displays of magic, because she didn't need it. Only unprofessionals would need it for what PN61A would perform.

"Very good to hear that." PN61A remarked as she reclaimed the deck, sliced it in half and held both sections in her hand. With her thumbs facing inwards she released them allowing the cards to fall into place as another shuffle was done.

Flipping the deck upside down, she revealed the face of the Queen of Hearts. She turned her attention between Miki, Roxy and the audience, as she showed off the Queen of Hearts. "Behold. This card is currently the Queen of Hearts. However! I shall turn this card into the Queen of Spades."

The Amazing and Oh-so-Glorious Gretchen Primrose goose-stepped close to the audience to make sure they were all at a suitable viewing distance for this trick. Placing one of her hands on top, and began rubbing down on the Queen of Hearts. "Now I incant the magical words; Hocus Pocus!"

All while this spectacular display was going on the sleight of hand behind the trick was set up and finished, approximately about the time the figure did their own version of the vanishing and reappearance act.

PN61A removed her hand over the card to show that it was indeed the Queen of Spades! The Amazing and Oh-so-Glorious Gretchen Primrosed showed off the card to all in attendance. "And through my magic it is the Queen of Spades!"

She paused for the adoration shown via clapping and cheers alongside a stunned silence. "This pause is for the clapping and cheers from all of you seeing such a spectacular display besides that stunned silence. Good job on the stunned silence. I have many, many more displays of magic I can show. Are you ready for more?"