STATUS:
ENTP: "opportunity is missed because it looks like hard work" me: *eyes bulge mid-bite of chocolate-sprinkled donut while procrastinating*
5 yrs ago
Current
ENTP: "opportunity is missed because it looks like hard work" me: *eyes bulge mid-bite of chocolate-sprinkled donut while procrastinating*
2
likes
5 yrs ago
>"Tell me something you're not proud of." Me: My RPG post ratio is higher than my GPA
9
likes
6 yrs ago
I've been pouring my creamer into my coffee without stirring it, and I continue to be amazed as the coffee turns from black to white the more I sip it down
2
likes
6 yrs ago
My friends tinder bio mentions hammocking, and someone messaged her "hammock r hot"
5
likes
6 yrs ago
I like to think that I have a healthy amount of self-esteem, but I absolutely cannot generate original writing ideas without thinking they're trash and uninteresting
3
likes
Bio
Hiya, I'm Blitz. I'm oddly eclectic. I love football and drinking shenanigans, but I am equally a huge nerd and love writing and RPing too. Genres I prefer generally depend on my current mood, but I tend to prefer RPs about college/sports, gangs, mild and dark fantasy, realistic/modern/slice of life, post-apocalyptic, futuristic... I could be convinced to do anything if you're good enough at arguing honestly.
I think I'll also put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee)
The same character has cropped up in different niverses (or the same, at a different time), by the way.
“I guess I should've remembered that you easily get cut on broken glass.”
"Your tongue definitely strikes faster than a blitzing cornerback though."
“No, I think I'll keep you on your toes my little succubus.”
“Oh, shit. I need a mint. Coffee gives you reaper breath.”
“Are you trying to elope or something?”
“It could be a complete dead end, but on the other hand, whatever has managed to kill four men in one week with almost no trace except for an inhuman piece of fur could be lurking there, waiting for the two only detectives who have a lead to stupidly wander right into its claws.”
“I bet I look great in this.”
“If I ever got ahold of that crystal, I'd make you a better dancer.”
“The one? How much have you been drinking?”
“I need a cigarette immediately.”
“Hazel, this is getting… Whew, is it hot in here? Wow!”
“I’ll make some sunscreen bottles filled with alcohol.”
“This is tequila, sweetie, SPF 50. I don’t know if you’re quite big-boy enough to drink this.”
“I’m drunk but I’m not stupid enough to let a wee freshman get to me anyways."
“Oh nothing, you’re just a bit of a tool is all.”
“There’s nothing better than chilling in a hot tub with a drink in your hand and a beautiful lady at the disposal of the other.”
“Well, I'm certainly very sorry about almost pissing you off.”
“I'm sorry about this babe, but no one screws over Angel McBride... You'd be such a good addition, it'd be a shame if I had to kill you right here.”
"Consider this a fee for using the... VIP entrance.”
“I am a Lost One, but I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”
And sorry as well for taking a bit to post because I'm having Angel talk to Knox l o l It's turning out to be somewhat long, but I'll see what I can do.
Knox was confused when Minato suddenly reached out and grabbed him, pulling him closer to the cage and through the crowd, where they eventually ended up and the other side of the bar. Knox didn’t struggle to get away, as he was much too high to care, but he was still curious about the boy’s odd mannerisms. Before he could ask any more questions, he answered him and explained he had left because he wasn’t “Lost” like them. What? Then he started going on about how he didn’t want to go start a war between them and another gang, which he finally revealed to be the Wolves.
Oh, shit. The Wolves? They were here? He said he didn’t know why they were watching Knox because he apparently wasn’t a Lost One.
“What? No, I am a Lost One,” Knox said. “But how do they know that? We’re not even causing any trouble!”
Knox then had a hard time following what he went on about next. He talked about possibly getting into trouble with the gangsters, then he asked if Knox knew how to pickpocket, then back to Wolves again.
“I am a Lost One,” Knox repeated. “But I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”
That must be why the boy looked familiar to Knox. Maybe he had seen him around somewhere before at one of the hideouts.
Either way, being around all these enemies made Knox uneasy. Surely Tyson hadn’t know that a bunch of Wolves were going to be here. That sucked. And that one blunt wasn’t nearly enough to get Knox to relax completely. In fact, it made him a bit more paranoid. God, if only he had a little more… Even a drink would do.
“Don’t you just think we should just go?” Knox asked the boy, looking around nervously. “I’m not trying to get into any shit tonight.”
Angel smiled when she saw Jillian, one who could possibly tango with Deon, enter the bar and make her way toward them. That meant other Wolves would be arriving too, so she felt less worries about the possible Lost One's threat Victor had brought up earlier. The two they were keeping an eye on were probably lost, literally, or just came for a good time, and Angel couldn't blame them for that. They'd just need to be extra careful not to do something extremely stupid.
Jillian had sat down at the table and greeted Angel jovially: "What's cookin', good lookin'? "Anything fun goin' down tonight?""
Angel chuckled and shrugged. "Hi Jillian," she answered with a smile. "We're just waiting for Deon to come on and kick some ass. Feel free to make some bets on him if you're feeling lucky. I personally don't know how much faith I can put into a drunk cage fighter, but he claims it helps him win."
A man who Angel assumed was taking orders walked by and she reached out her hand toward him.
"Excuse me!" she called out.
He stopped and turned to face her.
"Bring me a bottle of vodka and some shot glasses," she told him.
She didn't even need to use gang intimidation. The man already seemed scared enough of the people sitting at the table alone, so he rushed to the back and returned a minute later with a bottle and three shot glasses, all of which he placed on the table quickly before hurrying away. Angel grabbed the bottle and frowned.
"Gross, room temperature vodka," she said. "Oh well." She sighed. "I guess it's better than nothing."
OF course, Angel had no intention of getting stupidly drunk, but buzzed enough to be happy and sociable while still retaining some of her wits about her. She poured the potent drink into one of she shot glasses and placed the bottle back on the table. She began to sip on it, taking her time and enjoying it's sting, which she assumed was because it wasn't being served cold. At any rate, she finished her first shot within a few minutes, but she held off on her second one, just so she could control how quickly the alcohol took effect. She glanced over again at the two supposed Lost Ones conversing, and she wondered if she should go over and just... talk to them.
Carsick? Yech, sorry to hear that. I too am going on quite a few road trips soon, but thankfully I don't get motion sickness. Although I probably just screwed myself over by saying that. Oh well.
Hiya, I'm Blitz. I'm oddly eclectic. I love football and drinking shenanigans, but I am equally a huge nerd and love writing and RPing too. Genres I prefer generally depend on my current mood, but I tend to prefer RPs about college/sports, gangs, mild and dark fantasy, realistic/modern/slice of life, post-apocalyptic, futuristic... I could be convinced to do anything if you're good enough at arguing honestly.
I think I'll also put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee)
[hider=quotes]
The same character has cropped up in different niverses (or the same, at a different time), by the way.
[quote=Landon (BG)]“I guess I should've remembered that you easily get cut on broken glass.”[/quote]
[quote=Landon (TBS)]"Your tongue definitely strikes faster than a blitzing cornerback though."[/quote]
[quote=Landon (CLSC)]“No, I think I'll keep you on your toes my little succubus.”[/quote]
[quote=Landon (SC)]“Oh, shit. I need a mint. Coffee gives you reaper breath.”[/quote]
[quote=Preston (EID/OEO)]“Are you trying to elope or something?”[/quote]
[quote=Preston (EID/OEO)]“It could be a complete dead end, but on the other hand, whatever has managed to kill four men in one week with almost no trace except for an inhuman piece of fur could be lurking there, waiting for the two only detectives who have a lead to stupidly wander right into its claws.”[/quote]
[quote=Mako (UD)]“I bet I look great in this.”[/quote]
[quote=Mako (UD)]“If I ever got ahold of that crystal, I'd make you a better dancer.”[/quote]
[quote=Aidan (MB)]“The one? How much have you been drinking?”
[/quote]
[quote=Hazel (MB)]“I need a cigarette immediately.”
[/quote]
[quote=Olivia (MB)]“Hazel, this is getting… Whew, is it hot in here? Wow!”
[/quote]
[quote=Olivia (MB)]“I’ll make some sunscreen bottles filled with alcohol.”
[/quote]
[quote=Olivia (MB)]“This is tequila, sweetie, SPF 50. I don’t know if you’re quite big-boy enough to drink this.”
[/quote]
[quote=Olivia (MB)]“I’m drunk but I’m not stupid enough to let a wee freshman get to me anyways."
[/quote]
[quote=Olivia (MB)]“Oh nothing, you’re just a bit of a tool is all.”
[/quote]
[quote=Cliff (MB)]“There’s nothing better than chilling in a hot tub with a drink in your hand and a beautiful lady at the disposal of the other.”
[/quote]
[quote=Angel (SoF)]“Well, I'm certainly [i]very[/i] sorry about almost pissing you off.”
[/quote]
[quote=Angel (SoF)]“I'm sorry about this babe, but no one screws over Angel McBride... You'd be such a good addition, it'd be a shame if I had to kill you right here.”
[/quote]
[quote=Knox (SoF)]"Consider this a fee for using the... VIP entrance.”
[/quote]
[quote=Knox (SoF)]“I am a Lost One, but I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”[/quote][/hider]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">Hiya, I'm Blitz. I'm oddly eclectic. I love football and drinking shenanigans, but I am equally a huge nerd and love writing and RPing too. Genres I prefer generally depend on my current mood, but I tend to prefer RPs about college/sports, gangs, mild and dark fantasy, realistic/modern/slice of life, post-apocalyptic, futuristic... I could be convinced to do anything if you're good enough at arguing honestly.<br><br>I think I'll also put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee)<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="quotes">quotes [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">The same character has cropped up in different niverses (or the same, at a different time), by the way.<br> <br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I guess I should've remembered that you easily get cut on broken glass.”<footer>Landon (BG)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">"Your tongue definitely strikes faster than a blitzing cornerback though."<footer>Landon (TBS)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“No, I think I'll keep you on your toes my little succubus.”<footer>Landon (CLSC)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Oh, shit. I need a mint. Coffee gives you reaper breath.”<footer>Landon (SC)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Are you trying to elope or something?”<footer>Preston (EID/OEO)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“It could be a complete dead end, but on the other hand, whatever has managed to kill four men in one week with almost no trace except for an inhuman piece of fur could be lurking there, waiting for the two only detectives who have a lead to stupidly wander right into its claws.”<footer>Preston (EID/OEO)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I bet I look great in this.”<footer>Mako (UD)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“If I ever got ahold of that crystal, I'd make you a better dancer.”<footer>Mako (UD)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“The one? How much have you been drinking?”<footer>Aidan (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I need a cigarette immediately.”<footer>Hazel (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Hazel, this is getting… Whew, is it hot in here? Wow!”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I’ll make some sunscreen bottles filled with alcohol.”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“This is tequila, sweetie, SPF 50. I don’t know if you’re quite big-boy enough to drink this.”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I’m drunk but I’m not stupid enough to let a wee freshman get to me anyways."<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Oh nothing, you’re just a bit of a tool is all.”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“There’s nothing better than chilling in a hot tub with a drink in your hand and a beautiful lady at the disposal of the other.”<footer>Cliff (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Well, I'm certainly <span class="bb-i">very</span> sorry about almost pissing you off.”<footer>Angel (SoF)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I'm sorry about this babe, but no one screws over Angel McBride... You'd be such a good addition, it'd be a shame if I had to kill you right here.”<footer>Angel (SoF)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">"Consider this a fee for using the... VIP entrance.”<footer>Knox (SoF)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I am a Lost One, but I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”<footer>Knox (SoF)</footer></blockquote></div></div></div>