Avatar of Blitz
  • Last Seen: 2 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: Blitz
  • Joined: 11 yrs ago
  • Posts: 966 ( / day)
  • VMs: 8

Status

Recent Statuses

5 yrs ago
Current ENTP: "opportunity is missed because it looks like hard work" me: *eyes bulge mid-bite of chocolate-sprinkled donut while procrastinating*
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5 yrs ago
>"Tell me something you're not proud of." Me: My RPG post ratio is higher than my GPA
9 likes
6 yrs ago
I've been pouring my creamer into my coffee without stirring it, and I continue to be amazed as the coffee turns from black to white the more I sip it down
2 likes
6 yrs ago
My friends tinder bio mentions hammocking, and someone messaged her "hammock r hot"
5 likes
6 yrs ago
I like to think that I have a healthy amount of self-esteem, but I absolutely cannot generate original writing ideas without thinking they're trash and uninteresting
3 likes

Bio

Hiya, I'm Blitz. I'm oddly eclectic. I love football and drinking shenanigans, but I am equally a huge nerd and love writing and RPing too. Genres I prefer generally depend on my current mood, but I tend to prefer RPs about college/sports, gangs, mild and dark fantasy, realistic/modern/slice of life, post-apocalyptic, futuristic... I could be convinced to do anything if you're good enough at arguing honestly.

I think I'll also put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee)

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Visitor Messages

Gwynbleidd 8 yrs ago
FUCK YEAH

SUMMON THE BITCHES
Gwynbleidd 8 yrs ago
RON

RON

RON WEEEEAASSLEYYY
Gwynbleidd 8 yrs ago
DUMBLEDORE
Gwynbleidd 8 yrs ago
The Wompasaurus goes Womp Womp.
RedNightHunter 9 yrs ago
Hi! I like gang rps as long as its not over the top gore. College ones are good too, do you have anything in mind? I am looking for an rp partner.
Tracyarmav 9 yrs ago
It can be done, I have to ex-roomates that can and often do drive very well in GTA.
Foster 10 yrs ago
To feel multiple feelings at once is known as ambivalence.

Let Kryten show you how it's done.
Gwynbleidd 10 yrs ago
And I shall claim yours.

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