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5 yrs ago

Current ENTP: "opportunity is missed because it looks like hard work" me: *eyes bulge mid-bite of chocolate-sprinkled donut while procrastinating*

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5 yrs ago

>"Tell me something you're not proud of." Me: My RPG post ratio is higher than my GPA

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6 yrs ago

I've been pouring my creamer into my coffee without stirring it, and I continue to be amazed as the coffee turns from black to white the more I sip it down

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6 yrs ago

My friends tinder bio mentions hammocking, and someone messaged her "hammock r hot"

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6 yrs ago

I like to think that I have a healthy amount of self-esteem, but I absolutely cannot generate original writing ideas without thinking they're trash and uninteresting

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Hiya, I'm Blitz. I'm oddly eclectic. I love football and drinking shenanigans, but I am equally a huge nerd and love writing and RPing too. Genres I prefer generally depend on my current mood, but I tend to prefer RPs about college/sports, gangs, mild and dark fantasy, realistic/modern/slice of life, post-apocalyptic, futuristic... I could be convinced to do anything if you're good enough at arguing honestly.

I think I'll also put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee)

The same character has cropped up in different niverses (or the same, at a different time), by the way.
 
“I guess I should've remembered that you easily get cut on broken glass.”Landon (BG)

"Your tongue definitely strikes faster than a blitzing cornerback though."Landon (TBS)

“No, I think I'll keep you on your toes my little succubus.”Landon (CLSC)

“Oh, shit. I need a mint. Coffee gives you reaper breath.”Landon (SC)

“Are you trying to elope or something?”Preston (EID/OEO)

“It could be a complete dead end, but on the other hand, whatever has managed to kill four men in one week with almost no trace except for an inhuman piece of fur could be lurking there, waiting for the two only detectives who have a lead to stupidly wander right into its claws.”Preston (EID/OEO)

“I bet I look great in this.”Mako (UD)

“If I ever got ahold of that crystal, I'd make you a better dancer.”Mako (UD)

“The one? How much have you been drinking?”Aidan (MB)

“I need a cigarette immediately.”Hazel (MB)

“Hazel, this is getting… Whew, is it hot in here? Wow!”Olivia (MB)

“I’ll make some sunscreen bottles filled with alcohol.”Olivia (MB)

“This is tequila, sweetie, SPF 50. I don’t know if you’re quite big-boy enough to drink this.”Olivia (MB)

“I’m drunk but I’m not stupid enough to let a wee freshman get to me anyways."Olivia (MB)

“Oh nothing, you’re just a bit of a tool is all.”Olivia (MB)

“There’s nothing better than chilling in a hot tub with a drink in your hand and a beautiful lady at the disposal of the other.”Cliff (MB)

“Well, I'm certainly very sorry about almost pissing you off.”Angel (SoF)

“I'm sorry about this babe, but no one screws over Angel McBride... You'd be such a good addition, it'd be a shame if I had to kill you right here.”Angel (SoF)

"Consider this a fee for using the... VIP entrance.”Knox (SoF)

“I am a Lost One, but I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”Knox (SoF)

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In Streets on Fire → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

I'm not. At least, not for that.

In Streets on Fire → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

I work too much to go on vacation.

WORKIN THIS COUCH ALL DAY LMFAO

In Streets on Fire → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Dark Wind said
All is quiet on the streets…Anyone reading/read The Goldfinch? Nearly half way through it now and I'm enjoying the hell out of it. Recommended to all!

No, but I've been reading The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Unless there's some kind of crazy twist at the end, I'm utterly convinced that the author wrote the entire novel in one, crazy, cocaine-filled night. Although I love his subtle sarcasm and sassiness, and I'm 50% sure he's British which only heightens its intellectual awesomeness.

Also I'm very tired. Lol.

EDIT: There was no twist. But there is a sequel. And a few more sequels to that one, if I'm not mistaken. Lovely. I feel oddly compelled to read them though. lol

EDIT EDIT: Douglas Adams is a satirist. No wonder why his tone is so delightful.

In Streets on Fire → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

I don't think the laws of physics would allow that but ok. Not like you conform to laws anyway..........

In Streets on Fire → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Nope. I don't know what that is. >__<
I got Knox from my southern friend's... cousin or something. Or maybe a family friend. Either way, I liked the name and decided to use it, lol. I was gonna make Knox southern, but I just played a southern boy, so I made him Midwesternish. Lol.

In Streets on Fire → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

All right, don't worry about it. :) We'll see what we can do if your schedule clears up in the future.

Liferusher, since you were here first, you can go ahead and make a CS if you like. I also need to update the character lists.

In Streets on Fire → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

YoshiSkittlez said
I'm workin on it, promise lol. Even if by working on it I mean formulating stuffs in my head :3

Me with everything in life.

In Streets on Fire → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Dark Wind said
*Slow motion drop kicks Blitz in the face with my elbow*JK. *Hugs*

How is it a drop 'kick' if you used your elbow. Tsk tsk tsk.

In Streets on Fire → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

WIND! *slow motion run and hug*

In Streets on Fire → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

I just googled her...

But it doesn't help the fact that speaking poshly just makes you sound rich and intelligent /:

Hiya, I'm Blitz. I'm oddly eclectic. I love football and drinking shenanigans, but I am equally a huge nerd and love writing and RPing too. Genres I prefer generally depend on my current mood, but I tend to prefer RPs about college/sports, gangs, mild and dark fantasy, realistic/modern/slice of life, post-apocalyptic, futuristic... I could be convinced to do anything if you're good enough at arguing honestly. I think I'll also put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee) [hider=quotes] The same character has cropped up in different niverses (or the same, at a different time), by the way. [quote=Landon (BG)]“I guess I should've remembered that you easily get cut on broken glass.”[/quote] [quote=Landon (TBS)]"Your tongue definitely strikes faster than a blitzing cornerback though."[/quote] [quote=Landon (CLSC)]“No, I think I'll keep you on your toes my little succubus.”[/quote] [quote=Landon (SC)]“Oh, shit. I need a mint. Coffee gives you reaper breath.”[/quote] [quote=Preston (EID/OEO)]“Are you trying to elope or something?”[/quote] [quote=Preston (EID/OEO)]“It could be a complete dead end, but on the other hand, whatever has managed to kill four men in one week with almost no trace except for an inhuman piece of fur could be lurking there, waiting for the two only detectives who have a lead to stupidly wander right into its claws.”[/quote] [quote=Mako (UD)]“I bet I look great in this.”[/quote] [quote=Mako (UD)]“If I ever got ahold of that crystal, I'd make you a better dancer.”[/quote] [quote=Aidan (MB)]“The one? How much have you been drinking?” [/quote] [quote=Hazel (MB)]“I need a cigarette immediately.” [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“Hazel, this is getting… Whew, is it hot in here? Wow!” [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“I’ll make some sunscreen bottles filled with alcohol.” [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“This is tequila, sweetie, SPF 50. I don’t know if you’re quite big-boy enough to drink this.” [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“I’m drunk but I’m not stupid enough to let a wee freshman get to me anyways." [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“Oh nothing, you’re just a bit of a tool is all.” [/quote] [quote=Cliff (MB)]“There’s nothing better than chilling in a hot tub with a drink in your hand and a beautiful lady at the disposal of the other.” [/quote] [quote=Angel (SoF)]“Well, I'm certainly [i]very[/i] sorry about almost pissing you off.” [/quote] [quote=Angel (SoF)]“I'm sorry about this babe, but no one screws over Angel McBride... You'd be such a good addition, it'd be a shame if I had to kill you right here.” [/quote] [quote=Knox (SoF)]"Consider this a fee for using the... VIP entrance.” [/quote] [quote=Knox (SoF)]“I am a Lost One, but I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”[/quote][/hider]

<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">Hiya, I'm Blitz. I'm oddly eclectic. I love football and drinking shenanigans, but I am equally a huge nerd and love writing and RPing too. Genres I prefer generally depend on my current mood, but I tend to prefer RPs about college/sports, gangs, mild and dark fantasy, realistic/modern/slice of life, post-apocalyptic, futuristic... I could be convinced to do anything if you're good enough at arguing honestly.<br><br>I think I'll also put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee)<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="quotes">quotes [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">The same character has cropped up in different niverses (or the same, at a different time), by the way.<br> <br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I guess I should've remembered that you easily get cut on broken glass.”<footer>Landon (BG)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">"Your tongue definitely strikes faster than a blitzing cornerback though."<footer>Landon (TBS)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“No, I think I'll keep you on your toes my little succubus.”<footer>Landon (CLSC)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Oh, shit. I need a mint. Coffee gives you reaper breath.”<footer>Landon (SC)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Are you trying to elope or something?”<footer>Preston (EID/OEO)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“It could be a complete dead end, but on the other hand, whatever has managed to kill four men in one week with almost no trace except for an inhuman piece of fur could be lurking there, waiting for the two only detectives who have a lead to stupidly wander right into its claws.”<footer>Preston (EID/OEO)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I bet I look great in this.”<footer>Mako (UD)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“If I ever got ahold of that crystal, I'd make you a better dancer.”<footer>Mako (UD)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“The one? How much have you been drinking?”<footer>Aidan (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I need a cigarette immediately.”<footer>Hazel (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Hazel, this is getting… Whew, is it hot in here? Wow!”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I’ll make some sunscreen bottles filled with alcohol.”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“This is tequila, sweetie, SPF 50. I don’t know if you’re quite big-boy enough to drink this.”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I’m drunk but I’m not stupid enough to let a wee freshman get to me anyways."<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Oh nothing, you’re just a bit of a tool is all.”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“There’s nothing better than chilling in a hot tub with a drink in your hand and a beautiful lady at the disposal of the other.”<footer>Cliff (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Well, I'm certainly <span class="bb-i">very</span> sorry about almost pissing you off.”<footer>Angel (SoF)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I'm sorry about this babe, but no one screws over Angel McBride... You'd be such a good addition, it'd be a shame if I had to kill you right here.”<footer>Angel (SoF)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">"Consider this a fee for using the... VIP entrance.”<footer>Knox (SoF)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I am a Lost One, but I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”<footer>Knox (SoF)</footer></blockquote></div></div></div>

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