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ENTP: "opportunity is missed because it looks like hard work" me: *eyes bulge mid-bite of chocolate-sprinkled donut while procrastinating*
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ENTP: "opportunity is missed because it looks like hard work" me: *eyes bulge mid-bite of chocolate-sprinkled donut while procrastinating*
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>"Tell me something you're not proud of." Me: My RPG post ratio is higher than my GPA
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6 yrs ago
I've been pouring my creamer into my coffee without stirring it, and I continue to be amazed as the coffee turns from black to white the more I sip it down
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6 yrs ago
My friends tinder bio mentions hammocking, and someone messaged her "hammock r hot"
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I like to think that I have a healthy amount of self-esteem, but I absolutely cannot generate original writing ideas without thinking they're trash and uninteresting
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Bio
Hiya, I'm Blitz. I'm oddly eclectic. I love football and drinking shenanigans, but I am equally a huge nerd and love writing and RPing too. Genres I prefer generally depend on my current mood, but I tend to prefer RPs about college/sports, gangs, mild and dark fantasy, realistic/modern/slice of life, post-apocalyptic, futuristic... I could be convinced to do anything if you're good enough at arguing honestly.
I think I'll also put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee)
The same character has cropped up in different niverses (or the same, at a different time), by the way.
“I guess I should've remembered that you easily get cut on broken glass.”
"Your tongue definitely strikes faster than a blitzing cornerback though."
“No, I think I'll keep you on your toes my little succubus.”
“Oh, shit. I need a mint. Coffee gives you reaper breath.”
“Are you trying to elope or something?”
“It could be a complete dead end, but on the other hand, whatever has managed to kill four men in one week with almost no trace except for an inhuman piece of fur could be lurking there, waiting for the two only detectives who have a lead to stupidly wander right into its claws.”
“I bet I look great in this.”
“If I ever got ahold of that crystal, I'd make you a better dancer.”
“The one? How much have you been drinking?”
“I need a cigarette immediately.”
“Hazel, this is getting… Whew, is it hot in here? Wow!”
“I’ll make some sunscreen bottles filled with alcohol.”
“This is tequila, sweetie, SPF 50. I don’t know if you’re quite big-boy enough to drink this.”
“I’m drunk but I’m not stupid enough to let a wee freshman get to me anyways."
“Oh nothing, you’re just a bit of a tool is all.”
“There’s nothing better than chilling in a hot tub with a drink in your hand and a beautiful lady at the disposal of the other.”
“Well, I'm certainly very sorry about almost pissing you off.”
“I'm sorry about this babe, but no one screws over Angel McBride... You'd be such a good addition, it'd be a shame if I had to kill you right here.”
"Consider this a fee for using the... VIP entrance.”
“I am a Lost One, but I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”
This is random and late but I had a friend from Australia once. But he literally disappeared one day without a trace. Must've travelled in time. Or maybe he switched schools, I dunno. Lol
As Jack stood there, waiting for the tour to begin, his eyes scanned the campers around him. Much to his surprise, there was no shortage of good-looking girls to be found. The vast majority of them appeared to be around his age as well. As more and more people showed up, Lanceton kept a close eye on Claire the counselor, just to see what she was up to. He didn’t know if she was playing games with him or what, but she was definitely a wild card.
Then something happened that he didn’t expect. Another boy came up to her. The newcomer was shorter than Jack by a couple inches and looked to be about the same age as him, if not younger. From where he was standing, he couldn’t catch a word of what they were saying. He leaned in very close to her and… Was he sniffing her? Jack raised an eyebrow as the boy continued to coquette the counselor.
I see… He thought. So I guess the boys are already crawling over Ms. Slutty Counselor. Not that it even matters. He chuckled to himself. I already got a piece of that.
But just by looking at Claire’s face for a second longer, he could already envision her response to his thoughts: Wouldn’t you want to come back for seconds?
Maybe. She was hot, yeah, but she certainly wasn’t someone he’d get obsessed, and most definitely not jealous, over. Obsession and jealousy, and other such feelings of attachment, required the energy he simply didn’t have. At any rate, there were plenty of other beautiful girls to pick from here.Kalina was playing with her blonde hair slightly when she heard a voice not too far from her. It belonged to a boy who wasn’t talking to anyone in particular; he was just trying to orient himself among the crowd. When her eyes focused on him, her lips curved into a sly smile.
Oooh, cutie alert. This would be an excellent opportunity to step up her flirt game a bit. Kalina slinked a little closer to the new boy and smiled at him.
“Did I miss anything important? I'm Tony Valentine by the way,” he was saying.
“Oh, you didn’t miss much,” Kalina crooned to him. “The tour is just about to start, I hear. Did you just arrive? Oh, and I’m Kalina.” She held her soft hand out to him to shake. “Kalina Rigel, with a ‘G.’ Nice to meet you.” She stared up into his eyes. There was a slightly mischievous glint in her eyes.
Ooooh. What a cutie. She's in, but I have a question. Is she mute (i.e. from brain injury [TO THE BROCA'S AREA I KNOW THIS BC BIO OMG I FEEL SMART WOW OK]) or does she simply choose not to talk?
On a side note, I finally posted. Sorry for not really interacting in that post. Just needed to move my characters around a bit. Updating the lists now...
Edit: They're updated now. I also added the hookup between Jack 'n' Claire to the relationships list. Lol.
Everything happened a little too fast for Kalina. She had been sitting alone, but before she knew it, so many people had come and joined her at the table, as well as a bunch of other campers who had come for the tour and orientation. Kalina continued to look at her phone while the others introduced themselves. She normally wasn’t this awkward, but she felt oddly out of place right then. So she simply decided to play the shy card and mind her own business until someone came up and talked to her individually.
After just a few minutes, someone came up to the mic, a young counselor with beautiful blonde hair, and addressed the small crowd. She went over the rules, nothing Kalina didn’t already expect there to be, and then discussed the plans for that day. First, there’d be a tour, then they’d meet by the pier for orientation activities, then later on there’d be a bonfire. Interesting. She appreciated that the camp made an effort to socialize the campers.
Once Claire, as Kalina saw her name tag read, finished her little speech, she hopped off the stage and waited outside for the other campers. Kalina made an effort to stand up from where she was, trying to attract as little attention to herself as possible, and sauntered outside to where Claire was. She placed her sunglasses back on over her eyes and waited off to the side, with her arms crossed over her chest, waiting.Jack walked across the campgrounds, rubbing his left temple. He was still in shock about that counselor. Oh well, it didn’t even matter. She had pretty much come onto him anyway, and he didn’t even know she was a counselor. If anyone was got into trouble for it, it would be her more than him, though he’d still probably get chewed out for it. Not that any of that was going to happen, of course. He certainly wasn’t going to complain. The only thing that really bothered him was the fact that this chick was leading the orientation activities. Jack considered skipping them, but the emptiness of the rest of the camp implied that the move was apparently to go. Whatever. This wasn’t as bad as having four classes with a girl you drunkenly hooked up with at a party the night before, something with which he was all to familiar.
As he neared the Activities Center, he saw a group was already forming outside as they prepared to set off for the tour. He already recognized Claire, but he didn’t say anything to her. Instead he stood quietly off to the side near another blonde girl (Kalina), and stood there with his hands in his pockets, his poker face on.
Hiya, I'm Blitz. I'm oddly eclectic. I love football and drinking shenanigans, but I am equally a huge nerd and love writing and RPing too. Genres I prefer generally depend on my current mood, but I tend to prefer RPs about college/sports, gangs, mild and dark fantasy, realistic/modern/slice of life, post-apocalyptic, futuristic... I could be convinced to do anything if you're good enough at arguing honestly.
I think I'll also put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee)
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The same character has cropped up in different niverses (or the same, at a different time), by the way.
[quote=Landon (BG)]“I guess I should've remembered that you easily get cut on broken glass.”[/quote]
[quote=Landon (TBS)]"Your tongue definitely strikes faster than a blitzing cornerback though."[/quote]
[quote=Landon (CLSC)]“No, I think I'll keep you on your toes my little succubus.”[/quote]
[quote=Landon (SC)]“Oh, shit. I need a mint. Coffee gives you reaper breath.”[/quote]
[quote=Preston (EID/OEO)]“Are you trying to elope or something?”[/quote]
[quote=Preston (EID/OEO)]“It could be a complete dead end, but on the other hand, whatever has managed to kill four men in one week with almost no trace except for an inhuman piece of fur could be lurking there, waiting for the two only detectives who have a lead to stupidly wander right into its claws.”[/quote]
[quote=Mako (UD)]“I bet I look great in this.”[/quote]
[quote=Mako (UD)]“If I ever got ahold of that crystal, I'd make you a better dancer.”[/quote]
[quote=Aidan (MB)]“The one? How much have you been drinking?”
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[quote=Hazel (MB)]“I need a cigarette immediately.”
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[quote=Olivia (MB)]“Hazel, this is getting… Whew, is it hot in here? Wow!”
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[quote=Olivia (MB)]“I’ll make some sunscreen bottles filled with alcohol.”
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[quote=Olivia (MB)]“This is tequila, sweetie, SPF 50. I don’t know if you’re quite big-boy enough to drink this.”
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[quote=Olivia (MB)]“I’m drunk but I’m not stupid enough to let a wee freshman get to me anyways."
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[quote=Olivia (MB)]“Oh nothing, you’re just a bit of a tool is all.”
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[quote=Cliff (MB)]“There’s nothing better than chilling in a hot tub with a drink in your hand and a beautiful lady at the disposal of the other.”
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[quote=Angel (SoF)]“Well, I'm certainly [i]very[/i] sorry about almost pissing you off.”
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[quote=Angel (SoF)]“I'm sorry about this babe, but no one screws over Angel McBride... You'd be such a good addition, it'd be a shame if I had to kill you right here.”
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[quote=Knox (SoF)]"Consider this a fee for using the... VIP entrance.”
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[quote=Knox (SoF)]“I am a Lost One, but I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”[/quote][/hider]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">Hiya, I'm Blitz. I'm oddly eclectic. I love football and drinking shenanigans, but I am equally a huge nerd and love writing and RPing too. Genres I prefer generally depend on my current mood, but I tend to prefer RPs about college/sports, gangs, mild and dark fantasy, realistic/modern/slice of life, post-apocalyptic, futuristic... I could be convinced to do anything if you're good enough at arguing honestly.<br><br>I think I'll also put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee)<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="quotes">quotes [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">The same character has cropped up in different niverses (or the same, at a different time), by the way.<br> <br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I guess I should've remembered that you easily get cut on broken glass.”<footer>Landon (BG)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">"Your tongue definitely strikes faster than a blitzing cornerback though."<footer>Landon (TBS)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“No, I think I'll keep you on your toes my little succubus.”<footer>Landon (CLSC)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Oh, shit. I need a mint. Coffee gives you reaper breath.”<footer>Landon (SC)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Are you trying to elope or something?”<footer>Preston (EID/OEO)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“It could be a complete dead end, but on the other hand, whatever has managed to kill four men in one week with almost no trace except for an inhuman piece of fur could be lurking there, waiting for the two only detectives who have a lead to stupidly wander right into its claws.”<footer>Preston (EID/OEO)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I bet I look great in this.”<footer>Mako (UD)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“If I ever got ahold of that crystal, I'd make you a better dancer.”<footer>Mako (UD)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“The one? How much have you been drinking?”<footer>Aidan (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I need a cigarette immediately.”<footer>Hazel (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Hazel, this is getting… Whew, is it hot in here? Wow!”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I’ll make some sunscreen bottles filled with alcohol.”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“This is tequila, sweetie, SPF 50. I don’t know if you’re quite big-boy enough to drink this.”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I’m drunk but I’m not stupid enough to let a wee freshman get to me anyways."<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Oh nothing, you’re just a bit of a tool is all.”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“There’s nothing better than chilling in a hot tub with a drink in your hand and a beautiful lady at the disposal of the other.”<footer>Cliff (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Well, I'm certainly <span class="bb-i">very</span> sorry about almost pissing you off.”<footer>Angel (SoF)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I'm sorry about this babe, but no one screws over Angel McBride... You'd be such a good addition, it'd be a shame if I had to kill you right here.”<footer>Angel (SoF)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">"Consider this a fee for using the... VIP entrance.”<footer>Knox (SoF)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I am a Lost One, but I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”<footer>Knox (SoF)</footer></blockquote></div></div></div>