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5 yrs ago

Current ENTP: "opportunity is missed because it looks like hard work" me: *eyes bulge mid-bite of chocolate-sprinkled donut while procrastinating*

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5 yrs ago

>"Tell me something you're not proud of." Me: My RPG post ratio is higher than my GPA

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6 yrs ago

I've been pouring my creamer into my coffee without stirring it, and I continue to be amazed as the coffee turns from black to white the more I sip it down

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6 yrs ago

My friends tinder bio mentions hammocking, and someone messaged her "hammock r hot"

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6 yrs ago

I like to think that I have a healthy amount of self-esteem, but I absolutely cannot generate original writing ideas without thinking they're trash and uninteresting

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Hiya, I'm Blitz. I'm oddly eclectic. I love football and drinking shenanigans, but I am equally a huge nerd and love writing and RPing too. Genres I prefer generally depend on my current mood, but I tend to prefer RPs about college/sports, gangs, mild and dark fantasy, realistic/modern/slice of life, post-apocalyptic, futuristic... I could be convinced to do anything if you're good enough at arguing honestly.

I think I'll also put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee)

The same character has cropped up in different niverses (or the same, at a different time), by the way.
 
“I guess I should've remembered that you easily get cut on broken glass.”Landon (BG)

"Your tongue definitely strikes faster than a blitzing cornerback though."Landon (TBS)

“No, I think I'll keep you on your toes my little succubus.”Landon (CLSC)

“Oh, shit. I need a mint. Coffee gives you reaper breath.”Landon (SC)

“Are you trying to elope or something?”Preston (EID/OEO)

“It could be a complete dead end, but on the other hand, whatever has managed to kill four men in one week with almost no trace except for an inhuman piece of fur could be lurking there, waiting for the two only detectives who have a lead to stupidly wander right into its claws.”Preston (EID/OEO)

“I bet I look great in this.”Mako (UD)

“If I ever got ahold of that crystal, I'd make you a better dancer.”Mako (UD)

“The one? How much have you been drinking?”Aidan (MB)

“I need a cigarette immediately.”Hazel (MB)

“Hazel, this is getting… Whew, is it hot in here? Wow!”Olivia (MB)

“I’ll make some sunscreen bottles filled with alcohol.”Olivia (MB)

“This is tequila, sweetie, SPF 50. I don’t know if you’re quite big-boy enough to drink this.”Olivia (MB)

“I’m drunk but I’m not stupid enough to let a wee freshman get to me anyways."Olivia (MB)

“Oh nothing, you’re just a bit of a tool is all.”Olivia (MB)

“There’s nothing better than chilling in a hot tub with a drink in your hand and a beautiful lady at the disposal of the other.”Cliff (MB)

“Well, I'm certainly very sorry about almost pissing you off.”Angel (SoF)

“I'm sorry about this babe, but no one screws over Angel McBride... You'd be such a good addition, it'd be a shame if I had to kill you right here.”Angel (SoF)

"Consider this a fee for using the... VIP entrance.”Knox (SoF)

“I am a Lost One, but I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”Knox (SoF)

Most Recent Posts

In Memories of a Nobody(Kingdom Hearts) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay

My rage will descend upon you LIKE THE HAMMER OF THOR. THE THUNDER OF MY VENGEANCE WILL ECHO THROUGH THE GUILD LIKE THE GUSTS OF A THOUSAND WINDS. (if anyone gets the quote you get, like, two jazillion points)

In Memories of a Nobody(Kingdom Hearts) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay

![](http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k584/ghostfire6008/tumblr_mfvo0utjuk1r6wo6vo1_500_zpse0165329.gif "enter image title here") -takes off rings

In Memories of a Nobody(Kingdom Hearts) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay

I don't exactly know how to word this, but an excess in females could serve to stir up some more... drama. *cough cough* (But that's a good thing!)

In Memories of a Nobody(Kingdom Hearts) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay

Awesome, thanks! Also, if we're in need of a male character I can certainly double up. Just let me know if you do.

In Memories of a Nobody(Kingdom Hearts) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay

Appearance: [Click me](http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s16/koyuki-jinchurikki/anime%20girls%20and%20guys/31eb805d.gif) Name: Rhea Gender: Female Personality: Rhea maintains a more or less collected facade though she is quite easily provoked. Her appearance may be a bit deceiving as she can be quite cold, lashing, and relentless. She enjoys giving others headaches and being a general pain in the ass. Rhea knows full well she is a Nobody, devoid of feelings, but she loves deceiving others by pretending she has real emotions. Rhea prefers not to disclose anything about her past, both as a Nobody and as a Whole (though she still knows very little about who she was). Memories: "Something just felt right when I saw it. It seemed to beckon to me, call to me... The moment my finger touched the handle I felt sweat drip down my brow, a tingling sensation on the back of my neck, and grass tickling at my shins. For a moment I was somewhere else, somewhere far away where the sun beats down relentlessly in the summers. But, before I even knew what was happening, I was back where I was, holding the sickle in my hands." Weapon: [Chain sickle](http://www.woodus.com/den/gallery/graphics/dw3gbc/weapon/sickle.png) The blade itself can be twirled around or tossed, or simply just used by the handle. The other end may also be flailed around like whip (but without that extremely satisfying cracking sound). Aspect: (TBA) Gil: None. She's on the search for more.

In Memories of a Nobody(Kingdom Hearts) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay

Appearance: [Click me](http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s16/koyuki-jinchurikki/anime%20girls%20and%20guys/31eb805d.gif) Name: Rhea Gender: Female Personality: Rhea maintains a more or less collected facade though she is quite easily provoked. Her appearance may be a bit deceiving as she can be quite cold, lashing, and relentless. She enjoys giving others headaches and being a general pain in the ass. Rhea knows full well she is a Nobody, devoid of feelings, but she loves deceiving others by pretending she has real emotions. Rhea prefers not to disclose anything about her past, both as a Nobody and as a Whole (though she still knows very little about who she was). Memories: "Something just felt right when I saw it. It seemed to beckon to me, call to me... The moment my finger touched the handle I felt sweat drip down my brow, a tingling sensation on the back of my neck, and grass tickling at my shins. For a moment I was somewhere else, somewhere far away where the sun beat down with relentlessly in the summers. But, before I even knew what was happening, I was back where I was, holding the sickle in my hands." Weapon: [Chain sickle](http://www.woodus.com/den/gallery/graphics/dw3gbc/weapon/sickle.png) The blade itself can be twirled around or tossed, or simply just used by the handle. The other end may also be flailed around like whip (but without that extremely satisfying cracking sound). Aspect: (TBA) Gil: None. She's on the search for more. ((Is Gil a kind of currency? I look around and didn't find an answer here. Maybe I didn't look hard enough. >____<)) ------- Hope this is alright. Let me know if anything needs to be changed. GAH, still not used to the new character tab. Should I move this there?

In The Sword of Summer → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Interest Checks

In the dead of winter, this roleplay sounds pretty nice. I'll keep an eye on it and hopefully won't be too busy to join.

In Camp Corona → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Hey guys, I'm sorry to disappoint but I just can't find the time to manage an RP like this one. I'm going to have to end it. I'm sorry for any of you who thought I had disappeared or something. I would never do that. I've just been really busy lately and if I had spent what free time I had left on here, I would literally have no life. I'm sorry guys and I hope you can understand.

In Camp Corona → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

As did mine. Happy belated Halloween everyone! I'll get a post up once I finish something else up.

Hi, Woof! Welcome aboard. I will update the lists when I work on my post.

In Camp Corona → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Sorry for a mildly shitty post and posting late. School has been uber hard as of late. And I'm not even getting home until 7 or 8 some days. D:

Hiya, I'm Blitz. I'm oddly eclectic. I love football and drinking shenanigans, but I am equally a huge nerd and love writing and RPing too. Genres I prefer generally depend on my current mood, but I tend to prefer RPs about college/sports, gangs, mild and dark fantasy, realistic/modern/slice of life, post-apocalyptic, futuristic... I could be convinced to do anything if you're good enough at arguing honestly. I think I'll also put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee) [hider=quotes] The same character has cropped up in different niverses (or the same, at a different time), by the way. [quote=Landon (BG)]“I guess I should've remembered that you easily get cut on broken glass.”[/quote] [quote=Landon (TBS)]"Your tongue definitely strikes faster than a blitzing cornerback though."[/quote] [quote=Landon (CLSC)]“No, I think I'll keep you on your toes my little succubus.”[/quote] [quote=Landon (SC)]“Oh, shit. I need a mint. Coffee gives you reaper breath.”[/quote] [quote=Preston (EID/OEO)]“Are you trying to elope or something?”[/quote] [quote=Preston (EID/OEO)]“It could be a complete dead end, but on the other hand, whatever has managed to kill four men in one week with almost no trace except for an inhuman piece of fur could be lurking there, waiting for the two only detectives who have a lead to stupidly wander right into its claws.”[/quote] [quote=Mako (UD)]“I bet I look great in this.”[/quote] [quote=Mako (UD)]“If I ever got ahold of that crystal, I'd make you a better dancer.”[/quote] [quote=Aidan (MB)]“The one? How much have you been drinking?” [/quote] [quote=Hazel (MB)]“I need a cigarette immediately.” [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“Hazel, this is getting… Whew, is it hot in here? Wow!” [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“I’ll make some sunscreen bottles filled with alcohol.” [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“This is tequila, sweetie, SPF 50. I don’t know if you’re quite big-boy enough to drink this.” [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“I’m drunk but I’m not stupid enough to let a wee freshman get to me anyways." [/quote] [quote=Olivia (MB)]“Oh nothing, you’re just a bit of a tool is all.” [/quote] [quote=Cliff (MB)]“There’s nothing better than chilling in a hot tub with a drink in your hand and a beautiful lady at the disposal of the other.” [/quote] [quote=Angel (SoF)]“Well, I'm certainly [i]very[/i] sorry about almost pissing you off.” [/quote] [quote=Angel (SoF)]“I'm sorry about this babe, but no one screws over Angel McBride... You'd be such a good addition, it'd be a shame if I had to kill you right here.” [/quote] [quote=Knox (SoF)]"Consider this a fee for using the... VIP entrance.” [/quote] [quote=Knox (SoF)]“I am a Lost One, but I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”[/quote][/hider]

<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">Hiya, I'm Blitz. I'm oddly eclectic. I love football and drinking shenanigans, but I am equally a huge nerd and love writing and RPing too. Genres I prefer generally depend on my current mood, but I tend to prefer RPs about college/sports, gangs, mild and dark fantasy, realistic/modern/slice of life, post-apocalyptic, futuristic... I could be convinced to do anything if you're good enough at arguing honestly.<br><br>I think I'll also put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee)<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="quotes">quotes [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">The same character has cropped up in different niverses (or the same, at a different time), by the way.<br> <br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I guess I should've remembered that you easily get cut on broken glass.”<footer>Landon (BG)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">"Your tongue definitely strikes faster than a blitzing cornerback though."<footer>Landon (TBS)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“No, I think I'll keep you on your toes my little succubus.”<footer>Landon (CLSC)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Oh, shit. I need a mint. Coffee gives you reaper breath.”<footer>Landon (SC)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Are you trying to elope or something?”<footer>Preston (EID/OEO)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“It could be a complete dead end, but on the other hand, whatever has managed to kill four men in one week with almost no trace except for an inhuman piece of fur could be lurking there, waiting for the two only detectives who have a lead to stupidly wander right into its claws.”<footer>Preston (EID/OEO)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I bet I look great in this.”<footer>Mako (UD)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“If I ever got ahold of that crystal, I'd make you a better dancer.”<footer>Mako (UD)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“The one? How much have you been drinking?”<footer>Aidan (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I need a cigarette immediately.”<footer>Hazel (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Hazel, this is getting… Whew, is it hot in here? Wow!”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I’ll make some sunscreen bottles filled with alcohol.”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“This is tequila, sweetie, SPF 50. I don’t know if you’re quite big-boy enough to drink this.”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I’m drunk but I’m not stupid enough to let a wee freshman get to me anyways."<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Oh nothing, you’re just a bit of a tool is all.”<footer>Olivia (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“There’s nothing better than chilling in a hot tub with a drink in your hand and a beautiful lady at the disposal of the other.”<footer>Cliff (MB)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“Well, I'm certainly <span class="bb-i">very</span> sorry about almost pissing you off.”<footer>Angel (SoF)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I'm sorry about this babe, but no one screws over Angel McBride... You'd be such a good addition, it'd be a shame if I had to kill you right here.”<footer>Angel (SoF)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">"Consider this a fee for using the... VIP entrance.”<footer>Knox (SoF)</footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">“I am a Lost One, but I’m not, like, their most active or dangerous member or anything.”<footer>Knox (SoF)</footer></blockquote></div></div></div>

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