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5 yrs ago
Current ENTP: "opportunity is missed because it looks like hard work" me: *eyes bulge mid-bite of chocolate-sprinkled donut while procrastinating*
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5 yrs ago
>"Tell me something you're not proud of." Me: My RPG post ratio is higher than my GPA
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6 yrs ago
I've been pouring my creamer into my coffee without stirring it, and I continue to be amazed as the coffee turns from black to white the more I sip it down
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6 yrs ago
My friends tinder bio mentions hammocking, and someone messaged her "hammock r hot"
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6 yrs ago
I like to think that I have a healthy amount of self-esteem, but I absolutely cannot generate original writing ideas without thinking they're trash and uninteresting
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Bio

Hiya, I'm Blitz. I'm oddly eclectic. I love football and drinking shenanigans, but I am equally a huge nerd and love writing and RPing too. Genres I prefer generally depend on my current mood, but I tend to prefer RPs about college/sports, gangs, mild and dark fantasy, realistic/modern/slice of life, post-apocalyptic, futuristic... I could be convinced to do anything if you're good enough at arguing honestly.

I think I'll also put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee)

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Age: 29
Gender: Female

Appearance: Naturally 5’7” though a bit taller with her boots on, Sheriff Jackson certainly knows how to keep her chin held high. Her long, slightly curled blonde hair, slender figure, and soft face and lips conjure up a considerably convincing illusion of a typical easy-on-the-eyes girl who should just stay in the kitchen and let the men do their work. However, her piercing electric blue eyes reveal the firm and self-reliant woman she is underneath. As part of her sheriff uniform, Charlotte is usually seen during the day wearing a navy-blue, shady hat, a blouse and tie covered by a dark jacket, and a long ankle-length skirt that matches her hat and jacket. Her fingers and neck are devoid of jewelry, though she typically wears a pair of hoop earrings made from brass. She puts only the bare minimum amount of makeup on her face (not that she needs much of it anyway) because she may very well end up sweating it off anyway.

(Everything I tried to find online was a cheesy and overly-sexy Halloween costume so I had to get creative.)

Occupation: New sheriff in town!

Bio: Charlotte was born on the eighth of August to Matilda and Henry Jackson, who were wealthy landowners in a decently large town called Arden. Despite being spoiled as a child, Charlotte very quickly grew bored of the life she lived, consisting largely of staying indoors and doing any lifeless activity you could think of, like cooking, cleaning, and fanning herself. The worst part of it all was that she was a woman, meaning she didn’t go to school, she wasn’t allowed to go anywhere on her own; she basically couldn’t do anything. Her only sources of knowledge were her father, who instructed her basic arithmetic, and her housekeeper Shirley who taught her street skills, if she ever needed them. She felt as though she were counting down the days until she became a housewife.

Well one day, at the age of seventeen, she decided she wasn’t going to live such a life. She woke up early one morning, packed her things, said goodbye to Shirley who agreed to keep her running away a secret, grabbed one of the horses from the stable and rode off without a trace. She ended up riding into a neighboring town and ended up sleeping in a ranch’s barn because she didn’t want her face being seen at the inn. The youngest son of the ranch owners stumbled upon her horse and sleeping figure the next morning. After asking her about her origins, the boy, also seventeen, agreed to help keep Charlotte a secret and let her stay in the barn until she figured out another place to go. Every day, the boy would bring her some of his meals, and occasionally would teach her skills mostly only men knew, such as handling and firing a gun, hunting, a bit of farming, and even lassoing.

And, of course, the two fell in love. After Charlotte had been hiding in the barn for a year, the two of them decided to run away together to a town where they could have a fresh start together and where no one would be looking for them. They gathered all their necessities and left, traveling for five days straight until arriving at a town neither of them had heard of. Despite still being quite young, they managed to settle down there and get a bit of land they could work. Everything was going smoothly, until two years later. One night, when they had agreed upon starting to try for a baby, a band of outlaws raided the town and ended up killing Charlotte’s love. Heartbroken and depressed, Charlotte left her home once again and roamed the land, feeling much like a lost cause. One day, arriving in the town of Sand Flats, she came across another band of outlaws who had taken the sheriff of the town hostage. Feeling the need to revenge her husband more so than the need to be a hero, Charlotte managed to drive away the bandits but unfortunately without being able to save the former sheriff’s life. In order to compensate for his death, Charlotte confronted the townsfolk and asked to be the new replacement. While the portion of the population with Y-chromosomes weren’t so thrilled about this, they all had a tinge of respect for this enigmatic woman who, although she couldn't save the sheriff, saved the town… And she was really the only one willing to do it. Nobody knows her whole story though…

Personality: Guhhh. I think I’ll leave this one blank. No fun spoiling a surprise! :)

Talents: Cooking, hunting, riding a horse, handing a gun, farming, surviving.
Flaws: People skills, handling disputes, handling too much pressure.

I think we can see where some conflicts will arise. :D I hope the "Bio" section is alright with you.
I really don't think being gay is anything that can be determined by genetics. Or if it is, I highly doubt there is a single, isolated gay gene. Like height, I would assume it's affected by a range of other genes.

Anyway, I guess it's the same as asking why some people like the color green and why some don't. Why do most people like the opposite gender? Why are most people right-handed? And remember there are bisexual people, as well as asexual or any other sexual denomination.

As for the born with it vs. chose it argument, again, who the hell knows. But I dont find it odd that people could just choose their sexuality. It's like choosing the person you like... If you introduce me to someone, I either feel an attraction or I don't. Sure the feelings can change, but it certainly feels outside of my control. Unless I'm making some kind of unconscious choice. I don't know. But like any of our other preferences, not just the sexual ones I mean, they don't seem to be chosen.

But wait, if it can't be determined by genetics, and it isn't a choice, then what the hell is it? O__o Environmental factors, maybe? Maybe our genes make us more responsive to environmental factos that turn us gay? What? I just confused myself.

Anyway... I kinda very vaguely remember picking up a pencil in preschool, testing out both hands and just picking my left. That's also what happened with guitar... Actually I play Guitar Hero left-handed but I play the real guitar right-handed. Is sexual orientation that simple? Maybe.

Anyway, DAMN. Sorry for my rambling; I know I haven't made one argument. Just thinking out loud. Whatever. I'll just... er, yeah. *backs out slowly*

I read something like this before but didn't know it was this profound. Interesting. Childhood not ruined though.

This just reminded me of the Wild Thornberries x Rugrats crossover movie ahhhh that was my ish back in the day.
Huzzah
I like the idea of her being new. Seems more interesting. :D As for the menfolk... I should be able to handle them. *Insert name here* usually gets her way. lol!

But is it okay if she's been in the position for a few weeks already, and not the day before the RP started? She can still be getting acquainted to everything already.
I wanna make a sassy, sexy, sultry woman who rides solo... Can she be the sheriff if that's okay with the you, hoppiholla?
I have this thing where I get nostalgic about the shittier parts of my life... Isn't there a psych term for that? Or something along those lines?

Anyway, yes, erm, I'm not one to sling insults.
EDIT: Unless it's directed toward people I am either attracted to or comfortable around.
Wow, it's so unlike me to submit something more than a week before the deadline. Or even more than a day.
I love talking to people (like go up to random people at Walmart or in an Aquarium and just start talking to them), but no matter how many people I talk to or greet or be nice to, I still feel terribly alone.

:'DD


You're not alone, u have me!!! :D

Sometimes I sleep cross-legged. seriously. idk how my back isn't permanently messed up.
I'm excited! Hopefully I can make the cut ^^;
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