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STATUS: ENTP: "opportunity is missed because it looks like hard work" me: *eyes bulge mid-bite of chocolate-sprinkled donut while procrastinating* 5 yrs ago
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ENTP: "opportunity is missed because it looks like hard work" me: *eyes bulge mid-bite of chocolate-sprinkled donut while procrastinating*
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>"Tell me something you're not proud of." Me: My RPG post ratio is higher than my GPA
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I've been pouring my creamer into my coffee without stirring it, and I continue to be amazed as the coffee turns from black to white the more I sip it down
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My friends tinder bio mentions hammocking, and someone messaged her "hammock r hot"
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I like to think that I have a healthy amount of self-esteem, but I absolutely cannot generate original writing ideas without thinking they're trash and uninteresting
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Hiya, I'm Blitz. I'm oddly eclectic. I love football and drinking shenanigans, but I am equally a huge nerd and love writing and RPing too. Genres I prefer generally depend on my current mood, but I tend to prefer RPs about college/sports, gangs, mild and dark fantasy, realistic/modern/slice of life, post-apocalyptic, futuristic... I could be convinced to do anything if you're good enough at arguing honestly.
I think I'll also put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee)
I think I'll also put a bunch of my characters' quotes here because what better describes a person than the things they say? (Or rather, things my characters have said... Tee-hee)
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Hi, welcome! If we became friends, I'd probably start calling you Feraligatr. ^^;
Take a look around each section depending on what you're comfortable with. I'm sure you'll find something that piques your interest, and if not, you can always make your own! Hope you have lots of fun! :)
Take a look around each section depending on what you're comfortable with. I'm sure you'll find something that piques your interest, and if not, you can always make your own! Hope you have lots of fun! :)
Hi, Bookworm, and welcome!
I'm also a casual RPer. Sometimes I glance at the Advanced section wistfully and hope day I'll be able to output enough text to be on their level... But that's wishful thinking for me.
There are always plenty of Casual and Free roleplays floating around; I recommend you check out the interest checks and see if anything intrigues you. Also, you can always create your own RP (if you think you can manage it). I've done it before; it's not easy, but it's fun! Also if you're a fan of writing simply for writing's sake, there's a contest going on right now called TTL (The Twelve Labours), and it's the third one in the series of twelve. See the link on the homepage for more details if you're interested. (There's also the RPGC series, but the most recent oe just finished; the next one will be available after the TTL is done, I suspect.) If you win you get a forum trophy! :D
Anywho, I hope you have a great time here!
EDIT: Oh, and as for writer's block, give it time. This spring I had a TERRIBLE case of it. I mean just awful. But it goes away; it always does. Just keep writing no matter how bad you think it is (it most often isn't that bad!) and slowly, you'll find yourself back in the groove. Read a book, watch a movie, learn a new language, take a walk. Just relax and you'll be fine in no time!
I'm also a casual RPer. Sometimes I glance at the Advanced section wistfully and hope day I'll be able to output enough text to be on their level... But that's wishful thinking for me.
There are always plenty of Casual and Free roleplays floating around; I recommend you check out the interest checks and see if anything intrigues you. Also, you can always create your own RP (if you think you can manage it). I've done it before; it's not easy, but it's fun! Also if you're a fan of writing simply for writing's sake, there's a contest going on right now called TTL (The Twelve Labours), and it's the third one in the series of twelve. See the link on the homepage for more details if you're interested. (There's also the RPGC series, but the most recent oe just finished; the next one will be available after the TTL is done, I suspect.) If you win you get a forum trophy! :D
Anywho, I hope you have a great time here!
EDIT: Oh, and as for writer's block, give it time. This spring I had a TERRIBLE case of it. I mean just awful. But it goes away; it always does. Just keep writing no matter how bad you think it is (it most often isn't that bad!) and slowly, you'll find yourself back in the groove. Read a book, watch a movie, learn a new language, take a walk. Just relax and you'll be fine in no time!
@SuperTacticalDerp Hope you don't mind the handcuffing. Some people may take that as a no-no, so if you want me to edit that and make it more open-ended I'd be happy to do so
Oh, that was a little unexpected. Charlotte watched with wide eyes as the fugitive very, very reluctantly surrendered his gun to Lady Rose. So much for a wild chase. Not that anybody needed one anyway. Releasing a large sigh of relief, Charlotte held her gun back up and pointed it at the now unarmed Rat O'Hennessey. Lady Rose called back to her and mentioned something about getting one of her deputies to take care of the criminal.
Charlotte nodded and began to descend from the porch and approach the murderous man. But he still seemed to be seething with rage as he spat out insults and threats; they were scary, but Charlotte had heard worse in her days. The haze in Charlotte's eyes was now only barely beginning to clear, but she was in no way comfortable with handling this dangerous man herself. Luckily, the shooting had already attracted a decent amount of attention from around the town and one of her deputies should show up shortly.
"Oh, you're ceratainly not a hostage, per se..." Charlotte said, her gun unwaveringly aimed at his head. "You're more of a prisoner with a bounty on his head. And unfortunately I don't have my handcuffs on me in this dress, so if you'll be so kind as to hold those hands above your head and—oh!"
She stopped as one of her deputies came jogging over, clad in his uniform.
"Impeccable timing, Andrews. If you don't mind, I don't happen to have any cuffs on me..." The deputy understood, pulled a pair from his belt and clasped them over Rat's wrists.
Brandishing her badge that she was carrying, she announced, "Rat O'Hennessey, as sheriff of this town, I am placing you under arrest per mandate by the United States government."
Charlotte nodded and began to descend from the porch and approach the murderous man. But he still seemed to be seething with rage as he spat out insults and threats; they were scary, but Charlotte had heard worse in her days. The haze in Charlotte's eyes was now only barely beginning to clear, but she was in no way comfortable with handling this dangerous man herself. Luckily, the shooting had already attracted a decent amount of attention from around the town and one of her deputies should show up shortly.
"Oh, you're ceratainly not a hostage, per se..." Charlotte said, her gun unwaveringly aimed at his head. "You're more of a prisoner with a bounty on his head. And unfortunately I don't have my handcuffs on me in this dress, so if you'll be so kind as to hold those hands above your head and—oh!"
She stopped as one of her deputies came jogging over, clad in his uniform.
"Impeccable timing, Andrews. If you don't mind, I don't happen to have any cuffs on me..." The deputy understood, pulled a pair from his belt and clasped them over Rat's wrists.
Brandishing her badge that she was carrying, she announced, "Rat O'Hennessey, as sheriff of this town, I am placing you under arrest per mandate by the United States government."
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F...eminism?
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Excelsior!
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They work for something like 95% of songs.
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Call me maybe?
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